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Fred Patten’s Five Fortunes – book review by Greyflank.

Guest review submitted by Bill Kieffer, AKA Grayflank (author of The Goat: Building a Perfect Victim.)  Guests arf invited to submit articles to: patch.ofurr(at)gmail.com. Fred Patten’s Five Fortunes (FurPlanet, 2014, $19.95) is a collection of five novellas from some of the best writers in the G-rated Furry Fandom. Chosen People by Phil Geusz Huntress by Renee Carter Hall Going Concerns by Watts Martin When a Cat Loves a Dog by Mary E. Lowd Piece of Mind by Bernard Doove Fur am not

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Word of Mouse, by James Patterson and Chris Grabenstein – book review by Fred Patten.

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Word of Mouse, by James Patterson and Chris Grabenstein. Illustrated by Joe Sutphin. NYC, Little, Brown and Co./Jimmy Patterson Books, December 2016, hardcover $13.99 (284 [+ 6] pages), Kindle $9.99. (See an animated TV ad for the book.) This children’s fantasy, recommended for 8- to 12-year-old readers (middle grade/grades 3-7), will be too eweng for most DP readers. But it’s a quick and enjoyable read for those who liked Mr

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The Relics of Thiala, by Beryll & Osiris Brackhaus – book review by Fred Patten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. The Relics of Thiala, by Beryll & Osiris Brackhaus. Seattle, WA, CreateSpace, February 2016, trade paperback $15.99 (190 [+ 10] pages), Kindle $4.99. Beryll & Osiris Brackhaus, two retirees “in the very heart of Germany” according to their website “The Adventure of Romance”, have already written five other books, four in English and one in German. The two Smilodon Pride novels, Softpaw and Sunchaser, feature werecats,

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Beast of War, by Mina S. Kitsune – book review by Fred Patten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Beast of War, by Mina S. Kitsune. Illustrated by Sal Hernandez. Ames, IA, Light Beasts, LLC, July 2015, trade paperback $8.50 (197 pages), Kindle $4.00. The big annoyance with Beast of War is that it is written from the viewpoint of a teen airhead of the future. Melissa Rin Brick, a college student in Atlanta, would rather attend fan conventions, dances, and parties cosplaying as “Cute Kitsune” than study. She lives far enough

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The Guardian Herd: Windborn, by Jennifer Lynn Alvarez – book review by Fred Patten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. The Guardian Herd: Windborn, by Jennifer Lynn Alvarez. Illustrated by David McClellan; maps. NYC, HarperCollinsPublishers/Harper, September 2016, hardcover $16.99 ([xvii +] 340 [+ 3] pages), Kindle $9.99. When we last left the flying horses of Anok, Starfire had finally united the dissident pegasi of the five separate Herds just in time to meet his two opponents’ Black Army and Ice Warriors, both under the command of Nightwind

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Reviewer slams furries for infesting her hotel – you’ll cry when you see the Manager’s epic reply.

Fiesta or infestation? Texas Furry Fiesta was awesome for most everyone who was there. But one irate hotel guest had a nasty attitude towards the cute fuzzies breathing her air. On Tripadvisor, Nasty Nicola really let them have it: Sounds terrible. Maybe next time she WOULD even bother if the hotel didn’t have such an BAD manager. He didn’t give a warning about the fluffballs trying to get away with heinous activity like hugs, making art, or getting treated with basic common decency.  Who co

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March is Furry Women’s Month – guest post by Shining River.

Thanks to Shining River for submitting this guest post. BUST: The Secret Lives Of Female Furries “K2 in her fursuit, photo: Derek Jensen” In the United States in 1980, a presidential proclamation signed by then president Jimmy Carter designated the week of March 8, 1980 as National Women’s History Week.  In 1987, the Congress of the United States passed Pub. L. 100-9 which designated the month of March 1987 as Women’s History Month. Here in our furry community, Twitter user @SunTattooWolf b

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Slave Trade, by comidacomida – book review by Fred Patten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Slave Trade,, by comidacomida. Illustrated by SpottyJaguar. Birmingham, AL, Two-Lips Press, January 2017, hardcover $29.99 (466 pages), Kindle $9.99. The first sight of the telephone-sized hardcover edition of this book is stunning. It’s a huge 8½ x 11 x 1-inch tome that’s almost impossible to hold open without using both hands, and so heavy (over 3 pounds) that it’s tiresome to hold it without resting it on a table or your la

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Kismet, by Watts Martin – book review by Fred Patten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Kismet, by Watts Martin Dallas, TX, FurPlanet Productions, January 2017, trade paperback $17.95 (323 pages), e-book $5.99. This is a first for furry publishing, as far as I know. The only differences between these two editions are the publisher’s name and illustrated logo on the title page, the ISBN number, and the cover by Teagan Gavet. Both are dark blue and feature the protagonist in a spacesuit in deep space, but the Argyl

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Furry literature: Advertising it outside of furry fandom – with Fred Patten and Phil Geusz.

(Patch:) The Furry Writers’ Guild Coyotl Awards have just opened for voting by members.  This is a good occasion to talk about furry publishing.  Committed operations are putting out a regular stream of content by fans, for fans – but is it healthy enough to support professionals? Can any of them smoothly transition between this niche and the mainstream, to be as well-rounded as they can be? Here’s a look that builds on past stories like: A complaint: Furry fan publishing is overlooked – by Fre

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Memoirs of a Polar Bear, by Yoko Tawada – book review by Fred Patten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Memoirs of a Polar Bear, by Yoko Tawada. Translated by Susan Bernofsky. NYC, New Directions Books, November 2016, trade paperback $16.95 (252 pages), Kindle $9.58. This was originally published as Etüden im Schnee, konkursbuch Verlag, March 2014. It isn’t published as furry fiction but as mainstream literature, so it is probably classed as fabulism or literary fantasy. “I’d taken part in a congress that day [in Kiev], and aft

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2 Uncool – a furry celebrity’s disgrace is a test of fandom tolerance.

Wikifur Remember when Seinfeld was one of the biggest TV shows, and co-star Michael Richards derailed his career with a racist meltdown on stage? It happened at a comedy show, but it wasn’t part of the act. He apologized, and news said “It is actually one of the most honest apologies that a celebrity has ever given for bad behavior.” It’s rare to see a career implode like that. Now let’s look at a furry happening that’s not so drastic, but more of a slow burn. A prominent performer in the fan

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Franko: Fables of the Last Earth, by Cristóbal Jofré and Ángel Bernier – book review by Fred Patten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Franko: Fables of the Last Earth, by Cristóbal Jofré and Ángel Bernier St. Paul, MN, Sofawolf Press, July 2016, hardcover $39.95 (v + 128 pages), trade paperback $19.95. Franko: Fables of the Last Earth is a collection of six cartoon-art fables written by Ángel Bernier and illustrated by Cristóbal Jofré, printed in full color on glossy paper. The word “fables” is carefully chosen; these are gentle, mystical adventures in the t

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What’s Yiffin’? – March 2017 edition of syndicated furry news.

Good afternoon, Dogpatch Press readers. Last month was pretty big for us – it had our news satire show What’s Yiffin’? debut on this website. Nobody tried to kill us or call us mean names or whatever, so I guess that means it was well received. If that’s the case, then today ought to be a great day for some of you, because we’ve got the March edition of the series ready to go. Thank you for making What’s Yiffin’? a part of your entertainment routine. AND NOW THE NEWS More details and some ad

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Dazzle Resplendent: Adventures of a Misanthropic Dog, by Scott Bradfield – a book review by Fred Patten.

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Dazzle Resplendent: Adventures of a Misanthropic Dog, by Scott Bradfield. London, Red Rabbit Books, January 2017, trade paperback $9.99 (174 pages), Kindle $4.99. Scott Bradfield has been a professor at universities in California, Connecticut, and London. He is also a literary reviewer, and an author of short stories. This is a collection of his eight Dazzle stories, originally published in literary magazines and Fantasy &

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Vote now for the 2016 Ursa Major Awards!

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Voting for the 2016 Ursa Major Awards, for the Best Anthropomorphic Literature and Art of the 2016 calendar year in 12 categories, is now open.  The voting is open from March 13 to April 30.  The awards will be announced at a presentation ceremony at Anthrocon 2017, in Pittsburgh, PA on June 29 – July 2. The twelve categories are:  Best Anthropomorphic Motion Picture; Best Anthropomorphic Dramatic Short or Series; Best Anthropo

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Housepets! Don’t Ask Questions, by Rick Griffin – book review by Fred PAtten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Housepets! Don’t Ask Questions (Book 7), by Rick Griffin Seattle, WA, CreateSpace, November 2016, trade paperback $13.95 (52 pages). Here, right on schedule, is the new annual collection of the Housepets! online comic strip by Rick Griffin. Housepets! has appeared each Monday-Wednesday-Friday since June 2, 2008. It has won the Ursa Major Award for the Best Anthropomorphic Comic Strip for every year since! – for 2009, 2010, 201

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Sythyry’s Journal: A World Tree Chronicle of Transaffection, Adventure, and Doom, by Bard Bloom – review by Fred Patten.

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Sythyry’s Journal: A World Tree Chronicle of Transaffection, Adventure, and Doom, by Bard Bloom Seattle, WA, CreateSpace, April 2010, trade paperback $25.00 (626 pages). The opening paragraph of this dense, 626 pages of small type is: “My exceedingly old and exceedingly famous grandparent just gave me this notebook as a going-to-school present. Zie says that zie wishes zie had had one when zie was growing up, but of course no

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Interlude: A Series of Shorts, by M. R. Anglin – Book Review by Fred Patten

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. Interlude: A Series of Shorts, by M. R. Anglin. Seattle, WA, CreateSpace, August 2016, trade paperback $5.99 (79 [+ 1] pages, Kindle $1.99. This fifth book in Anglin’s Silver Foxes series is only eight connected short stories of about ten pages each. It is an interlude, taking place between the action of the third and fourth novels and, presumably, the next to come. The first five stories are set at the Isle de Lossierres, th

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The Art and Evolution of TwoKinds, Volume 1, by Thomas Fischbach – review by Fred Patten.

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. The Art and Evolution of TwoKinds, Volume 1, by Thomas Fischbach Apple Valley, CA, Keenspot Entertainment, December 2016, hardcover $29.99 (89 [+ 1] pages) This is a large (8.5 x 10 inches) deluxe color artbook featuring Fischbach’s TwoKinds online comic strip cast. Every page is printed in full color on slick, glossy paper.   It is a visual feast for fans of TwoKinds, and of all fans of mild cheesecake featuring anthropomorph

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HERO DAD finds sexy art in furry kid’s room, hangs it on wall to appreciate it.

There’s a frequent topic in furry discussions. Advice-giving furries tell each other: You Don’t Have To Come Out As Furry.  It’s cringeworthy to do that, right?  You don’t come out as a Star Trek fan, do you? Why would anyone act like appreciating cartoon animals is an identity that’s somehow comparable to being gay? Isn’t that insulting to people who face REAL struggles? What’s the worst that could happen? Here’s a cautionary tale for you. A story of struggle, acceptance, and Wolf Bulge. A rea

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La Saga d’Atlas & Axis, t.4, by Pau – French comic review by Fred Patten.

Submitted by Fred Patten, Furry’s favorite historian and reviewer. La Saga d’Atlas & Axis, t.4, by Pau. Roubaix, France, Ankama Éditions, September 2016, hardcover €12.90 (60 + [3] pages). Lex Nakashima & I again present our conspiracy to get you to read French animalière bandes dessinées; in volume 4 ET DERNIER of the Saga of Atlas & Axis! If you’ve been following Jean-Marc Pau’s adventures of the two talking dogs since t.1 was published in August 2011, here is the conclusion.

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Get freaky at Dante’s InFURno – the Burning Man theme camp for sex-positive furries.

Burning Man in photos. (Reuters/Jim Urquhart) Burning Man is the annual, radical art festival in Nevada. It draws creative people of all stripes to a temporary city in the desert for anything-goes social experimenting.  It’s been there since 1990 (the year of ConFurence 1 – maybe we can call them subcultures of a shared zeitgeist.)  It fertilizes the roots of some of Furry’s most exciting activity.  It’s one of those Furry Illuminati connections that casual members may not know. (There’s no Wi

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