This is Sparklewoof of Wall Street. She haz a trajik backstory as the illegal child of Okami. She had to leve the promis land becauz she said i like bewbs. Liek this if u crai evrytim.
Sparklewoof has many money. To proceed to the next dungeon, you must sell her one of these items, or perish in the anus of this forum. You cannot escape. This is Sparklewoof power and u mus sell me thing:
Our most skilled teams of linguistic experts had decoded this message and summed it up. It says the following, "This is the Sparklewolf of Wall Street, and you must sell one of the below items to this wolf, or you will die in the asshole of the forums; offer your sales pitch."
Wacky Sex Toy Inspired Lightning McQueen Pen:
Donald Trump's Party Wear:
This lvl 69 Cactus
If u cannit sell me thing u will die in the anus of forum.
Liek this if u crai erytim
Sell me thing.
You can make your own sick woof with Wyndbain's maker (stfu I must credit fellow artists)