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Now, the guy does give me some laughs and can be pretty damn entertaining, but I got a bone to pick with you, boy. If you're going to review a movie, you should probably educate yourself about everything it deals with first. Case in point: his review on the movie Twister. Now I know the movie isn't exactly scientifically 100% accurate, because Hollywood, but he doesn't have a damn clue about how tornadoes can operate. He goes on about how the first F5 tornado and how it's unreal that tornadoes can strike one point and ignore another, or 'chase after' a person. Dude, that's the nature of tornadoes: they hop and skip around. They 'chase' you seemingly, because they're FUCKING MASSIVE. There's nowhere you can go during a super cell t-storm that spawns a tornado that WON'T make it seem like the tornado is following you, if indeed you're not taking action to move away from the tornado (which isn't recommended as they can change direction p-damn fast). Or in his review of The Exorcist 2: The Heretic how he goes on about the people saying the name of the Demon over and over... Well, maybe that's because it's the name of the fucking demon, and the reason the name of the demon is said is because it gives the person power over the demon (yeh boi Catholics); if you can identify the demon, it no longer has great power over you. Additionally, I find the older reviews much more entertaining that his newer bowel movements. The new ones seem to focus more on his antics rather than the damn review itself. It clashes so much with the review that it becomes too distracting. inb4 flame war and GO BITCH ON YEWTOOB