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Fox Rambles 5: Street Failure V, Nerd Rage, and Final Fantasy XV Hype!




Here's The Question:  

  1. 1. Are you hyped for Final Fantasy XV?

    • Hell Yeah
    • Hell No!
    • I don't know
    • I don't care
    • The fuck is Final Fantasy?
  2. 2. What do You Think About Street Fighter V's Rockey Launch?

    • Capcom dun fucked up.
    • I'm okay with it
    • I don't care for Street Fighter/Capcom

Well hello there, everyone!  I hope you've mastered your Hadoukens and Shoryukens because this entry is about to go into all out Akuma mode.  So, Street Fighter V was just released to the masses.  I, along with everyone else, was so fucking hyped for this game.  Thanks to Happy Console Gamer and AlphaOmegaSin, I now know that the hype wasn't even worth it.  Apparently, Capcom (Or Crapcom, as I like to call them) has released an incomplete product. As of right now, Street Fighter V has a painfully short story mode, a broken online mode, and no arcade mode whatsoever.  They essentially released the beta of the game at the cost of a full experience.  This is where I feel that a mini-rant is in order.

What the actual fuck is wrong with gaming these days?  Back when I was growing up, we got a full game; the only half-assed products we ever got were peripherals and movie tie-ins.  What gives developers the right to give us, the consumers, and incomplete waste of memory space?  If there's ever a moment where I'm ashamed to be a gamer, this instance is definitely it.  God, please don't let Square Enix do this to Final Fantasy VII, or XV....

In a not-so-clever segue, let's talk about Final Fantasy XV.  Supposedly, we're supposed to be getting some news pertaining to this title very soon.  I'm not entirely sure as to what this news is going to be about though.  I suspect that Square may give us a release day, seeing as we know it'll be this year.  Gee, guys.  This game has been in development hell for ten years.  A decade after that first trailer debuted at E3, and we're finally getting this game.  Granted: It's going to be a hell of a lot different than what we saw back in '06. This makes me feel old as balls right now.  I mean: We've watched this game evolve from Versus XII to Final Fantasy XV for a decade; who wouldn't feel old?  Well, I guess that about does it for today, guys.  I'm curious: What do you guys think about Street Fighter V's less-than-great launch, and: Are you psyched for FFXV's launch? Let me know what you think in the comments! I'll see you guys later!



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