Wrecker Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 So, I have a handy bottle of water I usually drink after a night of drinking to minimize the future hangover... As per the usual course, I took a giant drink of it before going to bed. It wasn't fucking all water this time. There was a definite and strong taste of vodka, and I spent I don't know how long just standing and staring at the wall thinking "This is horrible, but everything will be okay, don't puke, I'm going to empty this out, rinse it, and fill it with just normal water..." Grammarly is awesome. I fucking made it though, motherfucker that was one of the most horrible fucking things ever. I'm still trying to not think about that and write this, but holy-o-fuck, when you figure you're drinking water and it's not water, especially when the only thing you want is water, it really sucks. Good night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 You are hereby granted a new title Wrecker, wrecker of Wrecker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Drunk you started this. It looks like sober present you is going to have to leave a little surprise for future drunk you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 34 minutes ago, Jtrekkie said: Drunk you started this. It looks like sober present you is going to have to leave a little surprise for future drunk you. Like.. an entire cold pizza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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