#00Buck Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I'm at the gym in the change room and a guy who looks geeky and has a pot belly, glasses, a comb over, and a pocket protector is getting changed. No problem. I go to my locker which is next to his and get my stuff out. He takes off his pants and underwear and leaves the rest of his clothes on and just stands there moving side to side and swinging his penis around. Homeboy looked to have about ten inches. Okay that's impressive. But really just standing around waving your penis back and forth seems very odd. The rest of his body was unimpressive so maybe he was trying to show up the muscle guys with one feature that gets big without a workout? What should be the etiquette for penis exposure in the change room? I didn't say anything. Nobody else did either but it made things really awkward for everyone. Everyone could tell it was inappropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 If you say this guy looked to have ten inches.. Was this dude swinging his fucking erect cock around like a pendulum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 He was clearly trying to seduce you to have hot gay sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Just now, Taikugemu said: He was clearly trying to seduce you to have hot gay sex. David Attenborough over here is right. Don't you people know how inconsiderate and dangerous it is to ignore the mating dance of the rabid geek? He'll have you with that massive swinging ego of his Stay sharp, OP 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) my feelings on the topic are short and simple cock stays down, safe to hang around cock goes erect, first door on the left Edited December 23, 2015 by evan 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShioBear Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 next time just reach under and grab it like a leash and pull him around like a chiwawa in heat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Just now, evan said: cock stay down, safe to hang around cock goes erect, first door on the left Cock's in town, strafing around Cock needs respect, touches floor, leaving you bereft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Just now, DrDingo said: Cock's in town, strafing around Cock needs respect, touches floor, leaving you bereft cock brings renown, must weigh a pound cock needs a test, in your mouth it will rest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 37 minutes ago, DrDingo said: If you say this guy looked to have ten inches.. Was this dude swinging his fucking erect cock around like a pendulum? Nah. He had ten inches limp. A cock does not swing very well when it is hard. It isn't a "gay gym" or anything. I've never seen anyone gets sucked off there. In fact that would get you kicked out instantly. Which makes the dick waving even more strange. Change room was eerily quiet. Also keep going with the dick rhymes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) 14 minutes ago, evan said: cock brings renown, must weigh a pound cock needs a test, in your mouth it will rest Cock's not a letdown; long as it sounds Cock is the best but don't let him molest Around and around his nutsack swayed Gaining momentum like a helicopter blade Edited December 23, 2015 by DrDingo It's totally better now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ten inches flaccid? That's quite a feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 4 minutes ago, Taikugemu said: Ten inches flaccid? That's quite a feet. Twelve inches flaccid would be one foot. Please post a penis rhyme. It adds spice to the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 mighty flaccid cock spins like the hands on a clock everyone feels weird 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Just now, Bloodshot_Eyes said: mighty flaccid cock spins like the hands on a clock everyone feels weird "An ode to a penis" preview by Bloodshot Eyes. Only 9.99$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 ur gay for looking and then writing about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 6 minutes ago, Azure said: ur gay for looking and then writing about it Azure dear. This is a furry forum... of course he's gay! :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 7 hours ago, Recel said: Azure dear. This is a furry forum... of course he's gay! :V Eveyone here is gay. There's a poll that proves it. Except me. I'm not a furry and I'm not gay. No homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 >going to the iron jew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: Eveyone here is gay. There's a poll that proves it. Except me. I'm not a furry and I'm not gay. No homo. I'm inclined to believe you now. I mean, you were naked and faced with a flaccid 10 incher flaunting his prowess right in front of you - and you didn't instinctively jump on the guy! No true furfag would have resisted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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