Toshabi Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 So I'm driving home from my shift tonight. I get on my usual freeway back and am enjoying the simple cruise back home when all of a sudden some homeboy tailgates me hard. Kinda odd considering that I'm not only in the slow lane (my exit was approaching soon), but the other lanes were pretty clear. I ignore it, but then homeboy decides to turn on the brights and honk at me. As any good US citizen from California would do, I decide to break check the fucker. BOOM! The result couldn't have been more perfect; Homeboy slams his breaks and nearly spins out. I continue my journey on to my house when all of a sudden, homeboy comes speeding in and pulls up besides me, yelling and screaming. As any good US citizen from California would do, I simply give him the bird and ignore him. As I was concluding my ritual of flipping him off, I turned and noticed that this guy was dressed like a thug and he was reaching for something. Turns out it was a bottle of soda, in which he failed to fling at me, resulting in it bouncing off of the inside of his window and soaking his dashboard. He slows down and I begin laughing my ass off. As I got home, I had a momentary pause to think: What IF homeboy pulled a gun on me instead? Normally, something like this wouldn't really bother me, but alas, I come home to someone everyday. Knowing that there was a possibility that I could've possible not come home tonight due to some bitch ass thug kinda got to me. Just some things to think about. That and that homeboy got outdone by someone driving a CRV. tl;dr- Some battles just aren't worth fighting. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 This is California. Don't you know that if you're not driving 70-80+ mph at all times in any lane on the freeway you're an asshole? But your responses followed the ancient and traditional Californian rituals of the roadway so all is well. Us Californians are lovely people V: Glad you're safe btw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 10 hours ago, Toshabi said: What IF homeboy pulled a gun on me instead? by living in a state that ain't commiefornia For real though glad you didn't get sticky soda all over yo threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Glad you're okay, which is maybe a strange thing to say, but any time I hear a story about a guy driving like that, I assume a gun is going to be involved. Dunno what I'd do in that situation :\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Fuck me that shit drives me up the wall. I was headed out to the coast on vacation, and I left a town where there was an immediate passing lane outside of town. I passed the person I intended to, then I saw somebody right up on my bumper, moved over to let them by, and some fucking asshole in a white Chevy passed me and swerved at me before he went on. At first I was like WTF, the guy's a piece of shit, but I figured he might have just been distracted or something. Everything was decent before the next passing lane popped up where I was back into cruise control and about to pass the fucking douche, but he hammered on it right before I was beside him and ripped the fuck into my lane. I was trying not to lose it, because I had my mother with me for that trip, but I floored it, and got in front of the guy from the inside lane. So, trying to have a nice vacation with my mom and this fucking piece of shit heads through everybody just to cut me right the fuck off and shoot a giant middle finger out the window. I was losing my fucking mind, the piece of shit fucking tried to run me off the road and I don't even know what for... He turned off the road a bit better than an hour later, but fuck me I wanted to drive the motherfucker so bad, the fucking cunt tried to put me into the ditch and I don't even know why. Eugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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