PastryOfApathy Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Long story short I had an appointment I had to go to before work which since I can't drive means I have to harness the slow miserable power that is public transportation. Eventually I had to cross the street so I specifically walked up to crosswalk, and waited until the two rows of car stopped to let me go because they're sensible people who don't have brain damage. Anyways I run past and some fuckwit on his fucking phone sees everyone stopped at a crosswalk and says to himself "Oh shit people stopped, better fuckin' book it" and right as I pass the two cars I see this fucker racing towards me. Luckily he managed to pry his eyes away from his phone and skidded to a stop, only avoiding getting hit by literally having to fucking jump and roll out of the way like some bullshit action movie.Suffice to say, I was not happy. At least I had the opportunity to give him little piece of mind so really that's the important part of all this. Don't text and drive kids, or I'll repeatedly kick your testicles until they come out through your fucking mouth and if you're a girl I'll find a way because I'm fucking angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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