Toshabi Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm in line at a Mexican restraunt. How did I end up here, you ask? Well, it all started an hour ago when my husbando and I were talking about food to eat. You see, he works late and I work the day shift. As such, we always have dinner late at night instead of at 6 like normal house holds, but I've gotten used to this, kind of. Anyways, we started discussing our meal plans over the phone. I had shrimp kebabs on lock down, seeing how I just visited the fish market and brought back home some good eats for grilling (Yummy!). He seemed convinced (his mouth was watering when I went over our carefully constructed meal plan), and this would mean that I could pick off some loose shrimp on the grill to satisfy my craving while I awaited his return. Right before he hangs up *on the phone* "EEEEEY MAAAAAN, COMO ESTAS, AMIGO!?", mother fucking Andre >:^[. I fucking HATE Andre. Why, you ask? Well, I'll tell you why: He always has a way of convincing people to do stupid shit that he does. Andre rides to work on a bike? The office starts a bikepool club. Andre wants to watch soccer? I'm forced to watch the highlights at lunch. Andre wants to take Friday off? EVERYONE BUT ME gets to have it off. I hope Andre gets his nuts scratched off by a flock of angry sparrows. So Andre comes in on the phone and talks about his MAGNIFICO ROLLED TACOS that he has at aome Mexican joint half way down town. I was already tearing off the plastic from the packed shrimp when all of a sudden, the husbando says "OMFG TOSHABABES! LETS GET ROLLED TACOS!". FUFK YOU ANDRE YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK! It's 8:50 FUUUUCKING PM. I wanna eat NOW. But nope, I can't say no to my husbando. Actually, I don't even know HOW it happened. He said something nice to me and BAM, I awake to "Okay, I'll pick up the rolled tacos and see you at home :3". Soooo im here now. Sitting in line. In some dirt bag mexican restraunt. Waiting to bring home rolled tacos instead of shrimp kebabs. All because of that mother fucking ass hole Andre. I just want a bite to eat now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 You done need to get yourself an iron fist, son.Or a bigger pair of nads to say what it is you want, now and then ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 TOSHABABES?Gee no wonder you're a pushover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeitzbach Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Sometime, you need to taco stand instead of saying "Kebabe see you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 The most obvious solution here is to become Andre. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Just eat Andre. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Edited September 26, 2015 by Clove Darkwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeitzbach Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 -Kill Andre-Tell your Not-Me Andre is now Andead.-Be Forgiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 OKAY SO IT TURNS OUT ANDRE WAS RIGHT and those rolled tacos gave me the itis. They were damn tasty. My rant still holds water, and I'll be researching ways to eat Andre (no vore). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 OKAY SO IT TURNS OUT ANDRE WAS RIGHT and those rolled tacos gave me the itis. They were damn tasty. My rant still holds water, and I'll be researching ways to eat Andre (no vore). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayattar Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 FUFK YOU ANDRE YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK!Oh no. You got it wrong. It's you who can suck MY dick. Delicious proteins, all for free.So, how are you? :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Did you vore Andre yet ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 No, he's busy ordering a Kedaaah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 The most obvious solution here is to become Andre.Or just be Batman. Because, its Batman! You don't see Batman waitin' in line. He got places to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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