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On 5/17/2016 at 0:29 PM, george99g said:

Welcome to our (slightly) sane corner of the internet, stranger! Hope you enjoy your stay here.
The forums have an official Discord chat that you can bug a mod about if you're interested.

If you don't mind me asking, what made you come to this place?

Aww, it has sane ppl. xD

I heard of this place for few months, heard of it from FAF and FA journals.
Heard of the split of FAF(tho not sure on whole story), so I decided to come here.
Also FAF seems to have gone downhill since I first joined them.

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4 minutes ago, Stargazer Bleu said:

Aww, it has sane ppl. xD

I heard of this place for few months, heard of it from FAF and FA journals.
Heard of the split of FAF(tho not sure on whole story), so I decided to come here.
Also FAF seems to have gone downhill since I first joined them.

If you wanna know the story, PM me and I'll paste the reaallly long story to you

Here's hoping you like Phoenix
Because we like Phoenix
And it's great

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 
Why are there no 'B' batteries? 
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? 
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? 
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
If God sneezes, what should you say? 
Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? 
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses? 
If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk? 
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? 
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? 
If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat? 
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? 
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? 
Can you daydream at night?
Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one? 
What is Satan's last name? 
What is a picture of a thousand words worth? 
Why does quicksand work slowly? 
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? 
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? 
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide? 
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? 
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? 
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach? 
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? 
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative? 
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? 
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.? 
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? 
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? 

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On 5/17/2016 at 2:02 PM, Thundeere said:

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?  People would probably be afraid to eat them. I know I would be.
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?  I would say yes if on the face
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?  Both? Maybe whoever takes them first.
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Toss them on the back bed, treat them on way to other location while calling for other ambulance to help, and hope that one doesn't run another over.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?  Only if they sing "Animal crackers in my soup, monkeys, and rabbits loop the loop, Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun, swallowin' animals one by one. In every bowl of soup I see..."
Why are there no 'B' batteries? We finally get the answer to  "To B or not to B"
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod? At the speed of sound yes, he is keeping pace with it, faster he leaves sound behind him.
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? People were just monkeying around with that.
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? Half a pair of handcuffs
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? When only part of the sun shines
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?  I would say resistance is futile.
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license? Crome dome, maybe
If God sneezes, what should you say? Human bless you
Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? Why would someone take the time to find one if it was on fire?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? It would be a CATastrophe
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? Split it in the middle,  O.o  No not the baby, the time so 12:00
Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses? Only if there crossed at something.
If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk? Also what he does not say can and will be used against them.
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?  I thought it was a pony he had. :P
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Got to look at the expiration date on the package.
If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat? I think it will remain a bloody mystery.
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?  Good point, it just doesn't shape up does it.
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? I definitely think so. It would define it well.
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? That's also called the  average driver on the 405 freeway
Can you daydream at night? I think one would be just spacing then.
Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?  Its fun to give the small ones to others while I eat the bigger one for myself.
What is Satan's last name? I am burning to find out.
What is a picture of a thousand words worth? Need to find out how much a word is worth first.
Why does quicksand work slowly? I read this question a-grain and a-grain and have no answer.
Can crop circles be square? I can't triangulate a answer.
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?  Cause they are grounded on a floor
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic? Only if you don't get caught
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? Will need to weigh on this idea for a while.
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible? One shouldn't swear in court, its rude.
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Maybe its prejudice
Can animals commit suicide? I hope none are dying to find out.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? I am not sold on this idea.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? They are forgetting to say "that is not the gutter you are looking for"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? I wouldn't want to endanger myself to find out.
If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach? I heard of window to the soul, tho not a window to the stomach
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? Only if there hand(s) is full of food
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? I don't have the heart to answer.
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?  Its Improved on being new.
Why do they sterilize lethal injections? So they can have a clean conscience.
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? Everyone has a little bad side to them, I guess even drapes do too.
Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative? O I am positive it can be possible.
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? A hypothesis would be, after freezing from falling through the ice, hot water would warm one up.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Do you think banks would want us to know money really grew on trees?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? Not sure, tho I bet it taste better than Styrofoam err I mean rice cakes.
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Have you ever seen congress progress on anything?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.? It does taste artificial doesn't it?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Well according to the movie HOP, they lay jellybean eggs.
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? They would need twin tickets
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly? I wouldn't be jolly if others ate me.
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? I wouldn't call a person and building or property area same thing.
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? He would have to make sure he speaks up.
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? A regular net would do.
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow? You have me utterly confused as to how that happens.
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?  It depends on the dressing.

I got amused at these questions.
I tried to answer with silly answers, but some are bland with how they came out.

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