Red Lion Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Found out that one of my neighbors thinks the mailman is stalking her. Her justification "He always takes a little longer to leave my house than he does anyone else's on the street". How the hell does she know that? we live at the bottom of a cul-de-sac in the middle of the goddamn woods, we can't see shit past the trees, and the street goes on for a good half a mile beyond that. How the fuck can you know how long he takes to do a full round up and down the road? Even if it's true I really doubt it's a sign the mailman is stalking her. Heck I have trouble turning around down here, maybe he's just taking a minute to line up the mail truck before he tries to go up the street. It gets better though, she theorizes that since this guy hasn't been delivering our mail that long he must have become a mailman just to stalk her. And of course she has complete proof because he once brought a small package right to the door and RANG THE DOORBELL. (He does this at my house too.The mail lady before him didn't ring the doorbell but she also brought packages to the door so I have no idea why she thinks this is abnormal) But the other day she outsmarted him! She hid in the kitchen and let her mom go out and get the package! I asked her if she'd ever known the guy from before. She said "no, that's what makes it stalking." . GENIUS. She also started sending her children to check the mail because...I don't even fucking know, the mailman is usually long gone by the time they get out there to check the mailbox, maybe she thinks he's lurking in the woods or something? Granted, if you think some guy is a creepy stalker why would you start sending your children out when you think he might be around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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