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I AM BATTLE-BROTHER ATTALLIOS, AND I HAVE COME TO PURGE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE IMPURE, HERETICAL TRAITORS WHO SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT ERECTING HIDEOUS EFFIGIES TO SLAANESH. YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS IMPURE IN OUR UNIVERSE. A TRAITOR'S WEAKNESS MAKES IT EASY FOR HIM  TO FALL TO THE EMBRACE OF CHAOS, BUT YOU MUTANTS TAKE THIS TO A GREATER LEVEL THAN I HAVE SEEN. THIS IS EVEN MORE TREACHEROUS THAN GAZING UPON A SLAANESHI DAEMONETTE.

BE NOT A COWARD, COME FORTH AND STRIKE ME. I AM MOST LOYAL AND VIRTUOUS. I WAS ONCE SECOND-IN-COMMAND OF MY DEEP STRIKE TEAM, AND A HIGHLY DECORATED INITIATE IN MY CHAPTER'S SCOUTS FORCE. WHAT BATTLE-HONOURS DOST THOU HAVE, SAVE FOR SIMPLY BEING ABLE TO HOLD THY ACCURSED AUTOPISTOL? I HAVE MANY BATTLE-HONOURS, AND A DEEPLY LOYAL SQUADMATE. (HE ONCE BROKE THE SKULL OF A CARNIFEX WITH HIS POWER-FIST. SUCH A DISPLAY WAS INCREDIBLE.) YOU ARE ALL PUNY TRAITORS WHO'D SUFFER LESS BY EATING THINE OWN BULLETS.

THE EMBEDDED VISUAL DATA IS RELEVANT, FOR IT IS I AMONG MY BATTLE-BROTHERS.

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Just now, Brass said:

But I am of ENGINSEER. How do I trator if I pray to machine god every day? Are the logical centers of your brain operational, brother? 

BY THE EMPEROR.

IT SEEMS THE BRIEFING I HAD RECIEVED WAS INNACCURATE, FOR I DID NOT FORSEE THAT OTHER SERVANTS OF THE IMPERIUM WOULD BE PRESENT IN THIS SECTOR. ON BEHALF OF MY CHAPTER, GIVE MY REGARDS TO THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS.

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Just now, Brass said:

Prove that you're an acceptable percentage human. If you're not baseline human you gotta go. 

My species is inspired by humans (other than sharing almost all of their anatomical features, except for head and color), so... Does that count?

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8 minutes ago, Amiir said:

Shit man, what can I do to be spared? I don't wanna die man!

SUFFER NOT THE XENO TO LIVE.

1 minute ago, Machine said:

What can I do to be a part of the Adeptus Mechanicus?

DOST THOU RESIDE ON A FORGE WORLD, WORKING IN THE EMPEROR'S MACHINE PITS? A NOTABLE CITIZEN WHO MAY BE ATTUNED TO THE MACHINE SPIRIT MAY BE PROVIDED GREATER TRAINING AND AUGMENTATION TO ASCEND THEIR STANDING.

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39 minutes ago, Brother Attallios said:

DOST THOU RESIDE ON A FORGE WORLD, WORKING IN THE EMPEROR'S MACHINE PITS?

Yes.

39 minutes ago, Brother Attallios said:

A NOTABLE CITIZEN WHO MAY BE ATTUNED TO THE MACHINE SPIRIT MAY BE PROVIDED GREATER TRAINING AND AUGMENTATION TO ASCEND THEIR STANDING.

I am the machine. ᕙ(☼Ѡ☼)ᕗ

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