jcstinks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) You're going to be alone in a room for ten years. Why are you in this room? I don't know! That's not important. What's important is this is apparently like an RPG and you have points. These points may be traded for valuable prizes. You have 100 points. What things do you buy from the list below to make your stay tolerable? How do you break up your precious points? Choose.ENTERTAINMENT 5 Points: Radio 10 Points: Every board and card game in existence 10 Points: Small TV with five basic channels 10 Points: Every video game console with every video game ever, including PC games (does not include a computer, however!) 10 Points: Every music album ever made 20 Points: Nice TV with all premium cable channels 20 Points: Every single book ever written ever 40 Points: Computer with high-speed Internet, but cannot torrent/download illegallyFOOD 0 Points: Nourishing gruel 10 Points: Fast food and snacks 20 Points: Basic, quick meals delivered to you 30 Points: Fresh and delicious home-cooked meals with plenty of fruits and vegetables 40 Points: Gourmet food from all parts of the world 10 Points: Alcohol of any kind 5 Points: Tobacco / vaping productsCOMPANIONSHIP 10 Points: A sweet and loving pet 20 Points: A random roommate off Craigslist 30 Points: Regina, MIT Professor (She is not interested in you but you can be good friends!) 30 Points: Random Phoenix member will join you for two hours every day 50 Points: May take a specific person with you who may come and go as they please 50 Points: A mating partner of above-average physical attractiveness and appropriate gender 60 Points: A living manimal of high attractiveness whom is enamored with you OTHER PERKS 5 Points: Writing and drawing materials 5 Points: Skylight to provide sunlight during the day 10 Points: Workout room with exercise equipment 10 Points: Shower, bath, and hygiene products 10 Points: Any variety of musical instruments and basic learning materials 10 Points: A therapist will come in for a two-hour session once a week 10 Points: Specific hobby product and all related peripherals 10 Points: Receive $1,000,000 when you leave 20 Points: Small, walled-off outdoor garden area with plenty of direct sunlight 20 Points: Receive $5,000,000 when you leave 30 Points: Receive $20,000,000 when you leave HARD MODE These perks will earn you additional points! They are unpleasant! -5 Points: Obnoxious vape fumes waft through the vents at regular intervals -10 Points: Fox News plays on a wall-mounted screen at low-to-moderate volume; cannot be changed, covered up, or muted -10 Points: Must perform a mind-numbingly repetitive assembly task for three hours a day; will lose access to food until completed -10 Points: No natural light whatsoever -10 Points: Rassah joins you and there is nothing you can do about it -10 Points: Subtle aural conditioning will turn you into a full-blown SJW or MRA over the course of your stay Edited March 21, 2016 by jcstinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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