jcstinks Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) You're going to be alone in a room for ten years. Why are you in this room? I don't know! That's not important. What's important is this is apparently like an RPG and you have points. These points may be traded for valuable prizes. You have 100 points. What things do you buy from the list below to make your stay tolerable? How do you break up your precious points? Choose.ENTERTAINMENT 5 Points: Radio 10 Points: Every board and card game in existence 10 Points: Small TV with five basic channels 10 Points: Every video game console with every video game ever, including PC games (does not include a computer, however!) 10 Points: Every music album ever made 20 Points: Nice TV with all premium cable channels 20 Points: Every single book ever written ever 40 Points: Computer with high-speed Internet, but cannot torrent/download illegallyFOOD 0 Points: Nourishing gruel 10 Points: Fast food and snacks 20 Points: Basic, quick meals delivered to you 30 Points: Fresh and delicious home-cooked meals with plenty of fruits and vegetables 40 Points: Gourmet food from all parts of the world 10 Points: Alcohol of any kind 5 Points: Tobacco / vaping productsCOMPANIONSHIP 10 Points: A sweet and loving pet 20 Points: A random roommate off Craigslist 30 Points: Regina, MIT Professor (She is not interested in you but you can be good friends!) 30 Points: Random Phoenix member will join you for two hours every day 50 Points: May take a specific person with you who may come and go as they please 50 Points: A mating partner of above-average physical attractiveness and appropriate gender 60 Points: A living manimal of high attractiveness whom is enamored with you OTHER PERKS 5 Points: Writing and drawing materials 5 Points: Skylight to provide sunlight during the day 10 Points: Workout room with exercise equipment 10 Points: Shower, bath, and hygiene products 10 Points: Any variety of musical instruments and basic learning materials 10 Points: A therapist will come in for a two-hour session once a week 10 Points: Specific hobby product and all related peripherals 10 Points: Receive $1,000,000 when you leave 20 Points: Small, walled-off outdoor garden area with plenty of direct sunlight 20 Points: Receive $5,000,000 when you leave 30 Points: Receive $20,000,000 when you leave HARD MODE These perks will earn you additional points! They are unpleasant! -5 Points: Obnoxious vape fumes waft through the vents at regular intervals -10 Points: Fox News plays on a wall-mounted screen at low-to-moderate volume; cannot be changed, covered up, or muted -10 Points: Must perform a mind-numbingly repetitive assembly task for three hours a day; will lose access to food until completed -10 Points: No natural light whatsoever -10 Points: Rassah joins you and there is nothing you can do about it -10 Points: Subtle aural conditioning will turn you into a full-blown SJW or MRA over the course of your stay Edited March 21, 2016 by jcstinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted March 21, 2016 Author Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) ~~~~~~~~~~ 100 Points Start 60 Points: Computer with high-speed Internet 40 Points: Basic, quick meals 10 Points: Random Phoenix member joins 20 Points: Mind-numbing assembly task 10 Points: Shower and bath 20 Points: Rassah 30 Points: Fox News 35 Points: Vape Fumes 30 Points: Skylight 0 Points: $20,000,000 when leaving ~~~~~~~~~~ I'm all about the cash. I like cash! I can put up with a lot for cash. Give me the $20,000,000, please. My only concern is that Rassah will try to canoodle me into converting it to Bitcoin. This setup roughly resembles my current standard of living. So not much will change, only I'll get paid more. Edited March 21, 2016 by jcstinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CETME Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 For entertainment, I would get every music album made and have every game console/PC with games (20 points), for food it will be fast food (30 points total), for companions I would want to get a random Phoenix member to join me (60 points), for the rest, I would get a workout room, a shower, and writing/drawing materials, and one million dollars when I leave (95 points). Now I'm good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, jcstinks said: 20 Points: Rassah Do you have a death wish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cingal Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 40 Points: Computer with high-speed Internet, but cannot torrent/download illegally. 10 Points: Every video game console with every video game ever, including PC games. 0 Points: Nourishing gruel. 10 Points: Shower, bath, and hygiene products. 30 Points: Receive $20,000,000 when you leave. 10 Points: A therapist will come in for a two-hour session once a week. 10 Points: Workout room with exercise equipment. -10 Points: No natural light whatsoever. -- 100 Honestly, it's a better standard of living than I have right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Joke's on you. Rassah can purchase additional points for me with bitcoin. I'll take all the video games, nice computer, gourmet food, an attractive manimal, hygiene products, all the music, a nice garden, and $20,000,000. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) 40 Points: Computer with high-speed Internet, but cannot torrent/download illegally 10 Points: Fast food and snacks 20 Points: Small, walled-off outdoor garden area with plenty of direct sunlight 10 Points: A sweet and loving pet 20 Points: Every single book ever written ever 10 Points: Every music album ever made -10 Points: Rassah joins you and there is nothing you can do about it (for when I'm bored) Thread rating: 0/10, too much thinking >:v Edited March 21, 2016 by Endless/Nameless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zytan Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 No natural sunlight gets me more points? Fuck I'd pay 60 for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalletFace Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 I wonder if I can set this up like "The Bet." 80 Points: 2 million when I leave 70 Points: Alcohol of any kind 30 Points: Gourmet food from all over the world 25 Points: Writing materials 20 Points: Tobacco 10 Points: Musical equipment 20 Points: No natural light 0 Points: Every single book Huh. I guess you can, and you'll end by losing your humanity and your ability to truly live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Internet because I'm a horrible sperg - [40 points] Fast food n' snacks because that's pretty much all I eat anyways - [10 points] Writing and drawing stuff (which I assume includes a tablet) - [5 points] Skylight to provide sunlight during the day since that shit is way more important than people think - [5 points] Shower, bath, and hygiene products because I hate feeling gross - [10 points] $20,000,000 when I leave because I don't want this to be completely pointless - [30 points] Vidya gaems because duh - [10 points] Fox News because that's really more of a positive to me but hey free points - [+10 points] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 If I have 100 points.... 40 Points: Computer with high-speed Internet, but cannot torrent/download illegally 20 Points: Basic, quick meals delivered to you 50 Points: A mating partner of above-average physical attractiveness and appropriate gender (I gotta have @Mr. Sparta with me <3) 10 Points: Shower, bath, and hygiene products 10 Points: Specific hobby product and all related peripherals (I need my guard stuff) 5 Points: Skylight to provide sunlight during the day Subtotal: -35 -10 Points: Fox News plays on a wall-mounted screen at low-to-moderate volume; cannot be changed, covered up, or muted (I can live with listening to Fox's shit.) -10 Points: Rassah joins you and there is nothing you can do about it (Unlike most people, I DON'T hate Rassah!) -5 Points: Obnoxious vape fumes waft through the vents at regular intervals (I inhaled nasty second-hand smoke for most of my life. I can live.) -10 Points: Must perform a mind-numbingly repetitive assembly task for three hours a day; will lose access to food until completed (I can live with this.) Subtotal: 0 I wanted to money but there were things more important to me =w= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Can I get a brochure about this 60 point manimal option? Maybe an interview? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) 30 - Fresh and delicious home-cooked meals 60 - An attractive anthro womanimal who digs me 5 - Writing and drawing materials 10 - Musical instruments 10 - Shower and hygiene products 5 - Skylight - 10 - Daily 3 hour repetitive task (might feel like having a job) - 10 - Rassah (seems like he'd be good conversation, actually) Edited March 24, 2016 by Xaende Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 100 left. Videogames 90 left. That computer. I always need one for, personal needs. 50 left. That fresh fruit and veggie shit. I'll eat the fruit and throw away the greens. 20left. A pet c: 10 left. Writing/Drawing equitment. 5 left. Skylight. 0 left. tbh, I would rather do this for a lifetime than the life I have right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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