Pignog Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 one of this beta manlet's littlest pleasures in life is going to the local loblaws after work and picking up discount desserts from the "about to expire/some idiot drove a forklift over this" bin. yesterday there were at least 20 apple pies 50% off so i was all excited at work today for pie and coffee tonight while i doodle. so i get off and go to loblaws and guess what?? no pies but theres about 5000 packs of discount hotdog buns. thanks justin, too busy ripping bonghits to fix our grocery supplychain so i can eat discount pie??? typical lieberal moutherFUCKER BUT i did get an package of 50% off cupcakes so i guess u cant always get what you want, but if you try the bargain bin... u get what you need. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Sweet Stones ref Get pie soon 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Buy hot dog buns. Render them into base components. Combine result with cherry filling. Enjoy pie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 You could've bought all the hotdog buns to deprive people of them just like the locusts would. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 secede already show that cuck trudeau your pie rights will not be infringed 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 i will like every post in this thread as an incentive to post in this good ass thread 1 hour ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Buy hot dog buns. Render them into base components. Combine result with cherry filling. Enjoy pie. i havent eaten hotdogs in a long time. perhaps this could reel me back in... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Pignog said: i will like every post in this thread as an incentive to post in this good ass thread i havent eaten hotdogs in a long time. perhaps this could reel me back in... Yo dawg, give in to the hotdog. Hawt diggity dog. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 13 hours ago, Pignog said: one of this beta manlet's littlest pleasures in life is going to the local loblaws after work and picking up discount desserts from the "about to expire/some idiot drove a forklift over this" bin. yesterday there were at least 20 apple pies 50% off so i was all excited at work today for pie and coffee tonight while i doodle. so i get off and go to loblaws and guess what?? no pies but theres about 5000 packs of discount hotdog buns. thanks justin, too busy ripping bonghits to fix our grocery supplychain so i can eat discount pie??? typical lieberal moutherFUCKER BUT i did get an package of 50% off cupcakes so i guess u cant always get what you want, but if you try the bargain bin... u get what you need. Next time try the dumpster. You get them for 100% off. 10 hours ago, Revates said: You could've bought all the hotdog buns to deprive people of them just like the locusts would. I've ordered your cake. I just need to figure out when to pick it up. We decided you would have a delicious white chocolate and vanilla filling because... Well you can guess why. 9 hours ago, Pignog said: i will like every post in this thread as an incentive to post in this good ass thread i havent eaten hotdogs in a long time. perhaps this could reel me back in... But... But... That isn't noodle based! Meetup heresy! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I've ordered your cake. I just need to figure out when to pick it up. We decided you would have a delicious white chocolate and vanilla filling because... Well you can guess why. Oh, I'm excited for it now! I can't wait to see pics and which image you went with. Also, you are a wise man with the fillings, a very wise man. ;3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Revates said: Oh, I'm excited for it now! I can't wait to see pics and which image you went with. Also, you are a wise man with the fillings, a very wise man. ;3 Quickly! Put your hot dog bun into action! No. I have chosen unwisely. How did I end up being associated with this disgusting fandom? I'm not even a furry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Quickly! Put your hot dog bun into action! No. I have chosen unwisely. How did I end up being associated with this disgusting fandom? I'm not even a furry. Hahaha. It's a slippery slope to becoming a degenerate, it's subtle and you barely notice it, but soon you shall be a fully fledged murry furry. :v You'll look back on this and go, boy am I wise man with my cakes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 35 minutes ago, #00Buck said: How did I end up being associated with this disgusting fandom? I'm not even a furry. It's too late for you.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Why not buy multiple pies yesterday and then freeze them till you need them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 2 hours ago, #00Buck said: Next time try the dumpster. You get them for 100% off. the dumpsster is where i belong 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Pignog said: the dumpsster is where i belong All the furry trash hang out there. I don't blame them, there's free pie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 thank u all for your hardwork in making pie thread a great succeess on phoenix forum. here is a food song about canada as your reward: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Revates said: Hahaha. It's a slippery slope to becoming a degenerate, it's subtle and you barely notice it, but soon you shall be a fully fledged murry furry. :v You'll look back on this and go, boy am I wise man with my cakes. I managed to leave the inflation panel just in time. I'm still not gay or a furry. I wonder how long I can resist it? 39 minutes ago, Pignog said: the dumpsster is where i belong Yes but not the kind for food... 29 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: All the furry trash hang out there. I don't blame them, there's free pie. We should have a meet up where we all hang out by a dumpster. We can do racoon and rat cosplay as we roll around in the trash. Pignog can cosplay as a small town bum. Also in Canada Potato is pronounced "Buh-Dae-Doh!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: I managed to leave the inflation panel just in time. I'm still not gay or a furry. I wonder how long I can resist it? Yes but not the kind for food... We should have a meet up where we all hang out by a dumpster. We can do racoon and rat cosplay as we roll around in the trash. Pignog can cosplay as a small town bum. im down for this. so im dressing as myself basically. if i really want to get into the role ill dress as thunder bay me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Just now, Pignog said: im down for this. so im dressing as myself basically. if i really want to get into the role ill dress as thunder bay me You need booze in a paper bag and you have to be hammered drunk. Lots of flannel too. You have to call everyone "brother." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: You need booze in a paper bag and you have to be hammered drunk. Lots of flannel too. You have to call everyone "brother." get right fucked up tanight brudder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Pignog said: get right fucked up tanight brudder. You have to ask repeatedly "where's the slut walk?!?" But you have to pronounce it: "Slooot!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 Thread update: The pies are back folks. Today's pie is cherry lattice. Certainly better than strawberry rhubarb, on par with the apple cinnamon. What are your favourite pies??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Pignog said: Thread update: The pies are back folks. Today's pie is cherry lattice. Certainly better than strawberry rhubarb, on par with the apple cinnamon. What are your favourite pies??? Hair pie. Meat pie. Squirrel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Rhubarb with the sweet, crunchy stuff up top. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: Rhubarb with the sweet, crunchy stuff up top. I figured you for the chicken pot pie type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I figured you for the chicken pot pie type. I have a deep hatred for pot pie. It all started as a child when I found one in the freezer. I saw the "PIE" on the box and begged to eat it. There was peas. This left deep emotional scars. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Endless/Nameless said: I have a deep hatred for pot pie. It all started as a child when I found one in the freezer. I saw the "PIE" on the box and begged to eat it. There was peas. This left deep emotional scars. I must have psychically locked in on the mental scarring. My subconscious must have wanted to bring back the memories to haunt you. If you want to be eaten we can make a pot pie version of you. It will be like an exorcism for your pie psyche. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: I must have psychically locked in on the mental scarring. My subconscious must have wanted to bring back the memories to haunt you. If you want to be eaten we can make a pot pie version of you. It will be like an exorcism for your pie psyche. Anything to be free from the ghost of pies past 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Now I'm craving pies of all type. Fuck you all. ;_; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Endless/Nameless said: Anything to be free from the ghost of pies past Does this mean you are consenting to be eaten at a future meet up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: Does this mean you are consenting to be eaten at a future meet up? Sure, that would be quite neato :3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Endless/Nameless said: Sure, that would be quite neato :3 PM me nice artwork of your fursona. I will announce this in the Bitcoin thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: PM me nice artwork of your fursona. I will announce this in the Bitcoin thread. Cool Just remember I have a sweet, succulent shit filling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Endless/Nameless said: Cool Just remember I have a sweet, succulent shit filling. I look forward to smearing it all over my plate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 On 2016-04-16 at 11:24 AM, AshleyAshes said: Why not buy multiple pies yesterday and then freeze them till you need them? it would ruin the thrill of the bargain pie hunt as far as my favourite pie goes, no question -- it's gotta be shepherd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I don't think I've ever eaten pie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 32 minutes ago, Pignog said: as far as my favourite pie goes, no question -- it's gotta be shepherd. We can't be friends anymore. You're dead to me. Also, cherrycherry pie, blueberry pie, and that rhubarb+strawberry crumble pie is divine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 35 minutes ago, Pignog said: it would ruin the thrill of the bargain pie hunt as far as my favourite pie goes, no question -- it's gotta be shepherd. You mean the subway station or the type of dog? 3 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: We can't be friends anymore. You're dead to me. Also, cherrycherry pie, blueberry pie, and that rhubarb+strawberry crumble pie is divine. You should come to the meet up at the end of this month. We will have Revates cake. We will let you lick the icing off the plate. Plus... We can play Galaxy Trucker. 26 minutes ago, Luka said: I don't think I've ever eaten pie Everyone has eaten pie. You just got roofied when it happened. Don't worry. If you experienced "forced pie" it wasn't you fault. You should not be ashamed of it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 43 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Also, cherrycherry pie, blueberry pie, and that rhubarb+strawberry crumble pie is divine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 21 hours ago, Pignog said: it would ruin the thrill of the bargain pie hunt as far as my favourite pie goes, no question -- it's gotta be shepherd. Loblaws had Shepherd's pies on sale in November for like $4 per 900g tray. ...I bought 14. >_> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 22 hours ago, #00Buck said: You mean the subway station or the type of dog? The subway station. I go around at night and pick up whatever refuse is laying around, then bake it into a pie. 1 hour ago, AshleyAshes said: Loblaws had Shepherd's pies on sale in November for like $4 per 900g tray. ...I bought 14. >_> I would make an exception in this case and hoard pies. Also, I completely forgot! Reminder for GTA ppl, TCAF is next month on the 14-15th!!! http://torontocomics.com/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I will be attending TCAF. We should probably meet up at the subway station and head down together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 On 4/16/2016 at 11:02 AM, #00Buck said: I managed to leave the inflation panel just in time. I'm still not gay or a furry. I wonder how long I can resist it? Yes but not the kind for food... We should have a meet up where we all hang out by a dumpster. We can do racoon and rat cosplay as we roll around in the trash. Pignog can cosplay as a small town bum. Also in Canada Potato is pronounced "Buh-Dae-Doh!" I know this is a joke but I desperately wish for a meetup of this nature to transpire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 6 hours ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: I know this is a joke but I desperately wish for a meetup of this nature to transpire This can easily be arranged. I think Pignog must have a dumpster behind his building. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 19, 2016 Author Share Posted April 19, 2016 i do but as the old saying goes: "don't yiff where you eat." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Pignog said: i do but as the old saying goes: "don't yiff where you eat." I know people have been trying to ship us but I never intended to make "yiff" by the dumpster. I'm still not gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 20, 2016 Author Share Posted April 20, 2016 don't worry phoenix readers, ill reel him in. we'll get him gay yet. *winks at forum's 4th wall* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Pignog said: don't worry phoenix readers, ill reel him in. we'll get him gay yet. *winks at forum's 4th wall* I would never have sex with someone who eats discount pies. If I go gay I'll only bust a nut with an aristocrat or other high class types. Broke ass furry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derin Darkpaw Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 On 4/18/2016 at 9:10 PM, #00Buck said: Plus... We can play Galaxy Trucker. Oh man I am totally jealous. Galaxy Trucker is one of those games that always looked so chaotically fun. As for the topic at hand I haven't tried that many pies in my life, but my favorite so far is french silk cream pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Derin Darkpaw said: Oh man I am totally jealous. Galaxy Trucker is one of those games that always looked so chaotically fun. As for the topic at hand I haven't tried that many pies in my life, but my favorite so far is french silk cream pie. Do you live near toronto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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