Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Ugh, why am I so dry? My skin is so dry and I don't get it. I think I'm dehydrated or something, because my lips are chapped and my hands are extremely dry and it's super annoying. I can't wait for the winter, dammit. At least then I won't be all hot and dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 It's your body's way of telling you that you're a scalie. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 insted of using chapstick use babies, also bathe in a tub of babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jtrekkie said: It's your body's way of telling you that you're a scalie. Oh no! I'm a lizard! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 On August 19, 2016 at 6:40 PM, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Oh no! I'm a lizard! You're just like Dick Cheyney and Donald Rumsfeld. I'm going to call Alex Jones because he takes care of the Lizard ppl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Cocoa butter. Put it on after you shower. Problem solved; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Obtain employment as a moveable piece of drywall. Alternatively, if you go to a political discussion you'll find you're the least dry person in the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Socketosis Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, willow said: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Socketosis said: lewd 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleTail Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Eat more fat, by the way real winter is much dryer than summer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Can we *please* remember OP is 16? Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 b-but she also liked the post...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Try Emu oil. Just make sure you get Emu oil, and not Emo oil, which will make you have dark hair, long bangs, shop at Hot Topic, and cut yourself. Or Elmo oil, which will make you a Muppet that likes to be tickled. (It's good mixed with other moisteners, as well.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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