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On Sunday, August 21, 2016 at 7:26 PM, SirRob said:

Every Pokemon should be masculine. In fact, everything that exists should be masculine. If I was a supervillain, my goal would be to turn everything into a hot guy.

I support this.  

4 hours ago, SirRob said:

Imagine Snivy with a big bara chest, MMMMM

 

3 hours ago, Battlechili said:

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Why imagine? val_and_snivy_flexing_on_a_range_by_atma

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On 20/08/2016 at 3:50 PM, XoPachi said:

Some Discord chats are funny. People whining the Popplio evo is feminine. Like the other two starter evos aren't already masculine. This weak "no girls allowed" shit furries do sometimes is hilarious. Is this the Sandlot? Lol

You can just make one an effeminate guy. Assuming its real, I figured it would be obvious that's what they were going for, a very flamboyant performer. This works for either gender perfectly. I could make a convincing boy out of that thing. That shit is EASY (and would be fun). I'd only need two hours and references of Viktor Kee poses. ;y

It reminds me of Wallace from ORAS. I'm gonna get Popplio and I'm gonna make sure it's a guy and I'm gonna call him Wallace.

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16 minutes ago, Alexxx-Returns said:

I've spent more time tonight than I'd like to admit evolving Tyrogues. I know how the mechanics of this work, but.... WHY DO I KEEP GETTING HITMONLEES?!

It's not really that hard to get the right one. I was always able to do it if I just used vitamins.

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On 8/22/2016 at 4:23 PM, Battlechili said:

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This reminds me it's been a while since I have mentioned the adventures of the pokemon tabletop campaign I have been part of. Why this reminds me is that my character is a trainer who basically merged his essence with two Lucarios and is always in a Lucario form, and in the most recent session he went through a ritual to get rid of his human form and is now full Lucario. He's also really gay for Bara guys he just doesn't realize it and thinks he like muscled guys because he's a fighting/steel type. Which will be sad since in the current boss fight there's a Ursaring guy he has a crush on and he's the only one who doesn't realize it, and this npc is most likely going to die. Also his best attack in combat is Arial Ace.

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25 minutes ago, AlastairSnowpaw said:

This reminds me it's been a while since I have mentioned the adventures of the pokemon tabletop campaign I have been part of. Why this reminds me is that my character is a trainer who basically merged his essence with two Lucarios and is always in a Lucario form, and in the most recent session he went through a ritual to get rid of his human form and is now full Lucario. He's also really gay for Bara guys he just doesn't realize it and thinks he like muscled guys because he's a fighting/steel type. Which will be sad since in the current boss fight there's a Ursaring guy he has a crush on and he's the only one who doesn't realize it, and this npc is most likely going to die. Also his best attack in combat is Arial Ace.

W-what.

Remember, remember when Pokemon was aimed towards kids?

Those were days. Wholesome days.

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17 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

W-what.

Remember, remember when Pokemon was aimed towards kids?

Those were days. Wholesome days.

We play using this system. http://pokemontabletop.com/

The setting is one our GM made where getting badges at 15 is how to determines a persons place in the caste system.

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I'm restarting on X. I traded off all my good Pokemon, and restarted. I need to do it, because I need another Xerneas to trade for Yveltal. Plus I get to spend quality time with Sycamore again, I forgot how damn hot he is.

I called myself Alex again because I'm boring as hell. I'm thinking of doing a wonderlocke though, but then maybe I'll try and get my favourites this time.

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10 minutes ago, Alexxx-Returns said:

How terrible are Florges' abilities! I like her, but flower veil is almost the most useless ability of any Pokemon.

But she does have that ability that's exclusive to her and equally useless, Symbiosis! That's something!

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Don't ask how, but I accidentally knocked all my Pokemon games from Gen 4 up into a mug of coffee. I haven't checked Pearl, SS or Black yet, but OR still works. If SS is fucked it's not the end of the world but I don't fancy restarting Pearl again because I need an extra Palkia to trade for Dialga.

While I'm thinking about that actually... I can't get over the fact that the legendary set you get in OR is EXACTLY the same as the legendary set I've gotten in EVERY other game from gen 4 up. Groudon and Latios in SS... Tornadus... Palkia... Reshiram... it's kind of crazy. Complete coincidence. Irritating because I get double of everything and have to trade the doubles on. I deliberatey got OR in part because I wanted Shiftry, it's my all time favourite Pokemon (plus it was the one I got originally).

...and then I traded my Shiftry from X...

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Just now, AlastairSnowpaw said:

i have drawn Lucario a couple times and he's tons of fun to draw.

The random spikes, the tires around his shoulders, and his weirdly flat bottomed..."pants" are kind of dumb to me now that I actually look at him.

Riolu's simple, but he doesn't look like he'd be miserable just because of how his body is structured. I actually feel bad for Lucario. lol

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2 minutes ago, XoPachi said:

The random spikes, the tires around his shoulders, and his weirdly flat bottomed..."pants" are kind of dumb to me now that I actually look at him.

Riolu's simple, but he doesn't look like he'd be miserable just because of how his body is structured. I actually feel bad for Lucario. lol

the spikes aren't that random, the mega form does have a bit too many spikes though. The spike on his chest just means he's always the little spoon. Also I just enjoy drawing any sort of digitgrade legs so that's part of the fun for me. 

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2 minutes ago, SirRob said:

Wow that dude's still alive? I always thought he killed himself over his complete and utter inability to keep a regular schedule and the whole "I'M NOT A FURRY" thing.

I wanna a pet rattata man...

FUN FACT: My name actually originates from a letter he wrote to Jack Thompson (god I miss him) like literally over ten years ago.

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I was thinking about this a little bit during my "research" but there is this really horrible trend with Rattata-based pornography.

Like so much of it is just...horribly abusive. Like literally starting-a-debate-about-the-ethics-of-pokemon-abuse-in-the-comments-section-of-a-pornsite levels of awful.

At this point I feel obligated to to give every single one of those rattata's a hug.

Alolan Meowth definitely has got some Rouge vibes, except it can be a guy so it's okay for me to fantasize about it

pls dont

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