Gamedog Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 9 hours ago, Pignog said: i had a friend back in hs who used to brag about how he jerked off into the taco bell meat. youre playing russian roulette every time you eat there if you think this wil make me stop eating there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Here in Germany I heard that Taco Bell gives you the worst shits imaginable. But it's really tough to say what caused this reaction. Since you were throwing up I wouldn't rule out ze veed! Here in Germany fast food from the big chains like McDonald's, Burger King or Subway is pretty safe to eat. I never had any problems with that. My mom had a lump of fur or bistles in her meat once but beyond that everything is alright. I can't even remember the last time I had a piece of bone in a burger. What can be disgusting are the little turkish restaurants where you can buy doner kebap and the like. Last time I got food there was really bad... I ate it at 5pm and was literally shitting blood at 11pm. I felt horrible for a few days and took some charcoal pills to clean my guts. No idea if they helped, but they recommended them at the pharmacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Käpt'n said: What can be disgusting are the little turkish restaurants where you can buy doner kebap and the like. The Kebab shops here are pretty good as the bad ones didn't stay open for long for obvious reasons. A good Doner kebab can be just what the stomach ordered sometimes, yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I should be happy that Taco Bell isn't in my country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 7 hours ago, Lucyfish said: White Castle is open 24 hours That reminds me of the time Anthrocon came down with a case of the super shits since a lot of the attendees ate there. 3 hours ago, Snagged Cub said: I should be happy that Taco Bell isn't in my country If you live in Central or South America, you are lucky. They are practically a legend/myth in those countries. 9 hours ago, AlexInsane said: Seafood in general and crustaceans in particular are some of the nastiest things you can possibly imagine to eat. Even crickets are cleaner. I enjoy fish on occasion, like Salmon and stuff. Shrimp...maybe, but it is the iodine that I have a problem with. Eel? Not a fan. Octopus and squid? Nope. I find them cute...and I had a bad experience with Octopus. Clams, Mussels, and Oysters? I'd rather not. I never liked them, but I have a reason to avoid them under the risk of DEATH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naesaki Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 11 hours ago, AlexInsane said: Seafood in general and crustaceans in particular are some of the nastiest things you can possibly imagine to eat. Even crickets are cleaner. Seafood can be very lovely, when its fresh, well the basic stuff like Cod, Haddock, Plaice, Prawns. Though I do love some Fish and Chips from the chippy but I think thats just my Britishness showing I tried squid once but it was a very lackluster experience Yet to try Crab or Lobster and not really interested in clams or oysters, mussels etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malibu Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Deep fried calamari is the king of seafood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 i hope we can all experience taco death together 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 20 hours ago, I Did It For The Cat Girls said: Doesn't Taco Bell give you the shits? Why would you even touch it with a ten-foot pole? If you eat it enough you build an immunity to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Catilda Lily said: If you eat it enough you build an immunity to it. You don't so much build an immunity as your insides basically melt into shit Play-Doh and so there's no basic difference between it and the stuff you're eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) You're friend is on the floor pale as a ghost. 90% chance they're dead. What do you ask? "ARE YOU OKAY?" Edited January 12, 2016 by TheGreatFanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Ever try not eating garbage? I know that "large" people cannot resist the temptations of processed waste but you could at least make an effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 12, 2016 Author Share Posted January 12, 2016 Why the fuck are you even talking to me, please don't post in my threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: Why the fuck are you even talking to me, please don't post in my threads. Why are you derailing your own thread? I'm just saying that when you put trash into your body you end up feeling like trash. Another thing that isn't good for you? Large amounts of sodium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Since we all came from the sea, you'd think that large amounts of sodium would be exactly what we need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 7 hours ago, AlexInsane said: Since we all came from the sea, you'd think that large amounts of sodium would be exactly what we need. Yes, and large volumes of water in our lungs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Saxon said: Yes, and large volumes of water in our lungs. Remember, when you're being attacked by a shark, be sure to just let it happen without a fight. It's natural. #themoreyouknow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 17 hours ago, Brass said: Ever try not eating garbage? I know that "large" people cannot resist the temptations of processed waste but you could at least make an effort. You really hate fat people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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