Lucyfish Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 So last night for me was an... experience. My girlfriend and I went out like we always do, and I got some Taco Bell because I hadn't eaten all day. Quite a bit of Taco Bell, honestly. So I eat all the Taco Bell and we go to a friend's house to smoke a couple bowls, nothing new and nothing that's ever given me a problem before. Suddenly about thirty minutes to an hour later as I'm sitting at the table, I feel myself feeling really loopy and out of it. So I excuse myself to go to the restroom, which goes just fine, except for the fact that as I'm sitting on the toilet I start to feel like I am tripping DICK. Then I finish up and I come back to the table. As I'm asking my girlfriend June to scoot passed her to get back to my seat, suddenly everything goes wrong. I slumped against her, all the color completely left my face, and suddenly I was on the ground with everyone huddled around me asking if I was alright. Apparently I had just gone completely pale and collapsed. I have utterly no clue what had happened, but the signs seem to point to dehydration. For the entire rest of the night I got incredibly sick. I huddled up in the bathroom and while I was purging I could barely even move my body. From the looks of it, that Taco Bell had not only given me food poisoning but it had just sapped all the water from my body completely. I had to force myself to breathe and my heartbeat was through the roof. I only had one coherent thought in my mind: sleep. If it wasn't for my girlfriend June I would have collapsed again in that bathroom and totally passed out. I couldn't keep one coherent thought in my head and I could hardly move, at the time I legitimately thought I was going to die. Anyway, June managed to get me into the car and she took me home. We got a lot of water in my system and she kept her eye on me until I was able to get my wits about me again. I'm doing better now, although I feel very physically weak and very emotionally shook up. I'm gonna go see my new doctor soon hopefully and get myself checked out to see what happened. It was a very terrifying experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Wow, that's bad. Hope you get better, Lucy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 I once passed out drunk in a bathroom and my 'friend' left me to go to a party. I hope you're feeling better now, and that you avoid taco bell in future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Likely food poisoning, extremely common at Taco Bell, and your system telling you to fuck off for ingesting that much Sodium. Please monitor yourself carefully, stay safe. Don't eat at Taco Bell folks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 There's a reason they call it toxic hell Lucy hope you feel better Sherk lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lucyfish said: So last night for me was an... experience. My girlfriend and I went out like we always do, and I got some Taco Bell because I hadn't eaten all day. Quite a bit of Taco Bell, honestly. So I eat all the Taco Bell and we go to a friend's house to smoke a couple bowls, nothing new and nothing that's ever given me a problem before. Suddenly about thirty minutes to an hour later as I'm sitting at the table, I feel myself feeling really loopy and out of it. So I excuse myself to go to the restroom, which goes just fine, except for the fact that as I'm sitting on the toilet I start to feel like I am tripping DICK. Then I finish up and I come back to the table. As I'm asking my girlfriend June to scoot passed her to get back to my seat, suddenly everything goes wrong. I slumped against her, all the color completely left my face, and suddenly I was on the ground with everyone huddled around me asking if I was alright. A couple of issues here: 1) You wouldn't be dehydrated and then have diarrhea. Diarrhea causes dehydration, one is the result of the other, it can't be inverted. 2) If you got sick within 30-60mins after eating and nothing was coming out of your mouth, the food you ate most certainly didn't make you sick. It wasn't past the stomach. You're pegging the wrong cause. Also, your time frame is in general, way to short. Any kind of food born pathogen needs a lot more time than 60mins to kick in and cause an immune system response. So any cause actually happened hours before hand. Assuming there even is a cause, sometimes the body is just like 'Fuck it!' and digestively flips the table over just because it hates you. Edited January 10, 2016 by AshleyAshes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 When did I say I have diarrhea nigga PAY ATTENTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Well...looks like im gonna be eating Pancheros more often from now on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 22 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: When did I say I have diarrhea nigga PAY ATTENTION I thought you were politely implying it by mentioning the toilet so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Saxon said: I thought you were politely implying it by mentioning the toilet so much. Yeah, the language you used leaned towards diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Usually food poisoning involves diarrhea. Your body tries to expell it from both ends. So what happened to you sounds like it was something even more extreme than plain old bacterial food poisoning - like some sort of bacteria made toxin that got into the food - or maybe the bowl of stuff you were smoking wasn't exactly pure and you had a reaction to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 it could have been something in the weed too because that sounds like a really intense reaction for it to just be food poisoning. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 It's not called Taco hell for nothing. Drink lots of fluids. If you are feeling dehydrated, drink some pedialyte mixed with water to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 49 minutes ago, willow said: it could have been something in the weed too because that sounds like a really intense reaction for it to just be food poisoning. Shit be laced bruh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Fast foods in general are horrible. Better stay away from that altogether, not just Taco Bell. Last time I ate chips at McDonalds they tasted like absolute garbage, like if they were made out of cardboard or something, not to mention the McToast I used to eat along with 'em. Is this fucking snot supposed to be cheese?!? I suggest looking up some recipes on the internet and cooking your own food. It may not be the most cost or time efficient option, but seeing what happened it's better to start avoiding chain restaurants of the sort like the plague. You may even make a new hobby outta cooking, who knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 It sounds more like a chemical agent, perhaps they had a dessicant mixed into their stuff. I'm glad you are okay, you are waaaay too pretty (and nice) for that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Taco Hell strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Saxon said: I thought you were politely implying it by mentioning the toilet so much. You can use a toilet for puking tooooooo. And no, a quick 24 hour food poisoning bug does NOT need a lot of time to get into your system. 30 minutes is absolutely enough time for one of those to come into effect. And no, only from specific bugs does diarrhea come into effect. There are tons and tons of types of food poisoning, including bugs that come on quick, last one night, and then start leaving you alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyGee Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 You know, there is a tendency for people working in fast food to not be entirely on the up-and-up. I'm honestly wondering if someone accidentally dropped some of their... ah... 'recreational' stash in your food. I've heard of all kinds of stories from Taco Bell food, but nothing quite that extreme. Then again, maybe you did eat far too much and your body went 'NOPE.' As mentioned above, fast food has WAY more salt in it than is healthy; it's the only way to make that 'fit for human consumption' meat palatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 @Amiir You live in Rome. The hell you doing eating lowly food like chips at a McDonald's? Go for the McLobster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyGee Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 THERE'S A MCLOBSTER? Wait... YOU CAN PUT LOBSTER IN A SANDWICH? A whole new world has opened up before me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Lobster is fucking gross. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 I just don't know what to eat after hours when everything is closed now. :C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Zeke said: Lobster is fucking gross. i bet you get your steak well done like a pleb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Ewwwww what the fuck is that??? I'm gonna puke now. Sea stuff deteriorates pretty quickly. I can only immagine the quality of that lobster *shivers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 For some reason this thread is making me want McDonalds. Fuck you guys, I wanna make it Mac Tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 57 minutes ago, Joel said: i bet you get your steak well done like a pleb No, rare like a champ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Honestly, what the fuck is going on in USA where you guys get sick every time you eat Taco Bell? I've eaten Taco Bell my whole life and not once have I ever felt sick after eating it. Crunchwraps = best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 Nothing like this has ever happened to me before, from Taco Bell or from smoking. I've honestly no idea what really brought it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 That McLobster was actually pretty good. Didn't get sick from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gamedog said: Honestly, what the fuck is going on in USA where you guys get sick every time you eat Taco Bell? I've eaten Taco Bell my whole life and not once have I ever felt sick after eating it. Crunchwraps = best I've never gotten sick from eating Taco Bell and I eat there kind of frequently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 How does someone go through this kind of scenario and not develop some form of OCD? Shit, I'm already paranoid as fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malibu Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 This thread is giving me a mad craving for some fast food. I think I'll pick up some nuggets from McDonald's in a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, malibu said: This thread is giving me a mad craving for some fast food. I think I'll pick up some nuggets from McDonald's in a bit. Give me the nuggets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 Well I'm doing better today, but my whole body feels sore. Particularly my shoulder and chest muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 i had a friend back in hs who used to brag about how he jerked off into the taco bell meat. youre playing russian roulette every time you eat there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willow Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 32 minutes ago, Lucyfish said: Well I'm doing better today, but my whole body feels sore. Particularly my shoulder and chest muscles. yeah heavy vomiting will do that 13 minutes ago, Pignog said: i had a friend back in hs who used to brag about how he jerked off into the taco bell meat. youre playing russian roulette every time you eat there ?????????????????????? what the fuck?????????????????????? ?????????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 4 hours ago, Lucyfish said: I just don't know what to eat after hours when everything is closed now. :C Taco bueno if you have one~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 58 minutes ago, Pignog said: i had a friend back in hs who used to brag about how he jerked off into the taco bell meat. youre playing russian roulette every time you eat there We have cameras all over the back in our Taco Bell, so nothing like that is likely to happen here. Though I have heard stories about some of the other fast food places. Don't eat Arby's after 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Catilda Lily said: We have cameras all over the back in our Taco Bell, so nothing like that is likely to happen here. Though I have heard stories about some of the other fast food places. Don't eat Arby's after 8. this was back in the wild west of fast food, when men were men, cameras were non-existent, and jerking off in meat sauce was strongly encouraged/mandatory. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Pignog said: this was back in the wild west of fast food, when men were men, cameras were non-existent, and jerking off in meat sauce was strongly encouraged/mandatory. So this reminded me of when my brother used to work for Taco Bell, he'd tell us how they used to pick out cow teeth and hides from the beef. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 lmao what a trash tier restaurant tim hortons might have piss coffee but inever pulled a tooth out of a donut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 19 minutes ago, Catilda Lily said: So this reminded me of when my brother used to work for Taco Bell, he'd tell us how they used to pick out cow teeth and hides from the beef. Gotta call bullshit on that one. Filler that isn't beef like oats and soy? Yeah. Cow teeth in the taco meat. No. It's the lowest shit tier of beef that the USDA allows, but you won't find any cow hides unless they throw the whole cow into a grinder. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catilda Lily Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Just now, Zeke said: Gotta call bullshit on that one. Filler that isn't beef like oats and soy? Yeah. Cow teeth in the taco meat. No. Well, to be fair, I do sometimes pick out small bone pieces. Of course you can find those in the steak and chicken as well. But yes, our beef is not gluten free, as weird as that is to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Catilda Lily said: Well, to be fair, I do sometimes pick out small bone pieces. Of course you can find those in the steak and chicken as well. But yes, our beef is not gluten free, as weird as that is to say. You can also find bone pieces in the raw ground meat you find at grocery stores, and usually it's bone shards from the legs, ribs, hips, and shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Did It For The Cat Girls Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Doesn't Taco Bell give you the shits? Why would you even touch it with a ten-foot pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Pretty sure it was the weed. Similar thing happened to a friend whom i partied with. Color escaped, heavy vomiting and all that fun stuff. He passed out at a friend's couch and we looked after him. And no, he wasn't alco drunk as that was a pre-bar thingy. And he does that shit often too. Guess he found his limits to that stuff the hard way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexInsane Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 10 hours ago, Zeke said: Lobster is fucking gross. Seafood in general and crustaceans in particular are some of the nastiest things you can possibly imagine to eat. Even crickets are cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyfish Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 White Castle is open 24 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Tim Hortons is open 24hrs 8 hours ago, Catilda Lily said: So this reminded me of when my brother used to work for Taco Bell, he'd tell us how they used to pick out cow teeth and hides from the beef. bull (hahaha) the way meat is processed, there would be no chance of teeth being in ground beef bits of bone? sure hide? MAYBE if someone did a horrible job on the initial skinning cut, but highly unlikely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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