DrGravitas Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 *Waiting in line to buy chicken lunches at the deli* *Ticket number says "54"* *Now Serving: 16* *Finally my turn* *Hate wings; always sub legs* *Many server miscounts have taught me to be specific* Me: I'd like the 8-piece fried chicken, but can I substitute two more legs place of the wings for 4 *shows 4 fingers* legs? Server: "We're short on legs right now." Me: Ok, how about 1 thigh for each of the sets of legs and wings *confused finger gestures*. Server: Whu- Me: I mean, 1 thigh for both the legs and another thigh for both the wings. Server: Yeah, Ok. *Server starts putting chicken in a box* *Starts by putting a leg in. Le Sigh* *Server starts packing in thighs. Gets through two* Server: Wait a minute... There are 4 legs and thighs you should be getting 4 extra thighs, not two* *Server takes back out the leg to cram in even more thighs* *6 thighs, 2 breasts, barely enough room for it all in the box. Same price* *Chicken lunches for days* BONUS: *I make my escape through the checkout with my prize* 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I have a really good joke lined up for this but dammit, I can't seem to phrase it appropriately. :c 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Swiper no swiping. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Maybe he noticed that you were getting too many but he was too.... chicken. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Maybe he noticed that you were getting too many but he was too.... chicken. Everyone knows that General Tso's... chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongbob Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 I was making soup so I went to the store to pick up ingredients including a bunch of shiitake mushrooms, which were by far the most expensive part of the soup. I went to the checkout line and the cashier was totally hopeless. She must have been new because she couldn't do anything right. After patiently standing in line for almost ten minutes behind two other customers she started ringing me up and looked at my bag of shiitakes and says "0k, little brown mushrooms" and rings them up for $0.99. I thanked her and said nothing about the mushrooms and thus balance was returned to the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liovaire Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Making out like a bandit, Shifty fox. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I love fried chicken. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I love fried chicken. Popcorn chicken, is delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Popcorn chicken, is delicious. I can't argue with that homie. I like Mary Browns best as far as chains go. However, there is one place in the hood in Scarborough where the fried chicken is off the chain. I mean drive by delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Popcorn chicken, is delicious. The only food in the world better than fried bunny. There was a time when I could eat the stuff once or twice a week. Since I now no longer have the option of walking everywhere I go, I've had to cut way back or risk becoming a blimp. I am not willing to become a blimp. XP Frustrating part is that a KFC is one of the few things still within walking distance of where I live now. DX 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I ate a bucket of fried Chicken by myself. I don't feel bad about it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Just now, Zeke said: I ate a bucket of fried Chicken by myself. I don't feel bad about it. "Feel the bucket" Vote Colonel Sanders 2016. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Gods, that sounds good right now. I think I'll have another overstuffed soft taco/burritto. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Mhm. I think I know what dinner's going to be tonight. Dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 ;^; 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sutekh_the_Steak said: ;^; It was delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 7 hours ago, #00Buck said: I can't argue with that homie. I like Mary Browns best as far as chains go. However, there is one place in the hood in Scarborough where the fried chicken is off the chain. I mean drive by delicious. There's some sold by the Zehrs near me, and it's fantastic, and cheap. 7 hours ago, FlynnCoyote said: The only food in the world better than fried bunny. Fried? ._. 7 hours ago, Zeke said: I ate a bucket of fried Chicken by myself. I don't feel bad about it. Yes you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Just now, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Fried? ._. Only because deep fried pretty much anything is good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Yes you do. After two weeks of eating a mashed diet, I don't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Sadly, cannot eat fried. Got too used to non-fried things! And second, on a low-carb diet. So grilled works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 8 hours ago, Zeke said: After two weeks of eating a mashed diet, I don't. WTF is a mashed diet? Does that have anything to do with a Macro fetish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: WTF is a mashed diet? Does that have anything to do with a Macro fetish? Nope. Just mashed potatoes. Had a wisdom tooth pulled and the fucker was curled in with six roots. I have to get another one pulled out as well with the same problem...except that it isn't so close to the jawbone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Zeke said: Nope. Just mashed potatoes. ??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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