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Just now, Caledonian said:

that's the WELSH

 

it's a really cute breed that doesn't get much bigger than a lamb of a regular sheep

Let me introduce you to Haggis. ;3

Also can you post the breed? A while ago people were conned into buying micro-pigs under the promise that they wouldn't grow...turns out they were just normal piglets and they grew into massive fat pigs.

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7 minutes ago, Saxon said:

Let me introduce you to Haggis. ;3

Also can you post the breed? A while ago people were conned into buying micro-pigs under the promise that they wouldn't grow...turns out they were just normal piglets and they grew into massive fat pigs.

well...yes okay that's true...(did eat that before)

it's an oussand sheep. I don't have pictures, but I am pretty certain that it isn't a lamb. it has a thick coat of wool, as well as large curled horns.

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3 minutes ago, Caledonian said:

well...yes okay that's true...(did eat that before)

it's an oussand sheep. I don't have pictures, but I am pretty certain that it isn't a lamb. it has a thick coat of wool, as well as large curled horns.

I looked it up...wow...smallest sheep breed in the world.

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5 minutes ago, Mr. Fox said:

Why do you think scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from miles.

Fun Scotland fact!

The old law system said that when you stole a sheep, your hand would be cut off. Having sex with a sheep, however, was only punished by the cutting of a finger. In times of poverty sheep were stolen, but when caught redhanded, the thief would claim he was going to shag the sheep, to avoid losing a whole hand. This caused the stereotype.

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7 minutes ago, Caledonian said:

Sheep can hear a zipper from miles.

Fun Scotland fact!

The old law system said that when you stole a sheep, your hand would be cut off. Having sex with a sheep, however, was only punished by the cutting of a finger. In times of poverty sheep were stolen, but when caught redhanded, the thief would claim he was going to shag the sheep, to avoid losing a whole hand. This caused the stereotype.

I know, hence the joke. That story never gets old and is still relevant today. Well, at least the sheep shagging part is... 

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6 minutes ago, Caledonian said:

Sheep can hear a zipper from miles.

Fun Scotland fact!

The old law system said that when you stole a sheep, your hand would be cut off. Having sex with a sheep, however, was only punished by the cutting of a finger. In times of poverty sheep were stolen, but when caught redhanded, the thief would claim he was going to shag the sheep, to avoid losing a whole hand. This caused the stereotype.

Okay so that's one hand for stealing the sheep and another finger for shagging it.

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1 hour ago, Caledonian said:

Sheep can hear a zipper from miles.

Fun Scotland fact!

The old law system said that when you stole a sheep, your hand would be cut off. Having sex with a sheep, however, was only punished by the cutting of a finger. In times of poverty sheep were stolen, but when caught redhanded, the thief would claim he was going to shag the sheep, to avoid losing a whole hand. This caused the stereotype.

Are you sure the source of the stereotype isn't just that enough people were shagging sheep that a fucking law had to be made?

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40 minutes ago, MissFleece said:

Sheep are the best pets.

This particular one is brought up and fed by hand from birth, so it's not afraid of humans in the slightest. That makes it an even better pet.

And first the owner did not want to sell me just one sheep, because herd animals get lonely and then whither away. But when explaining we already own two goats he explained that those are similar enough to not let anyone go lonely. 

I'm only afraid Whiskey will hurt such a small sheep as the young billy goat has a tendency to fight.

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