Toshabi Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Hewwo FurAffinity Forum fuwieeeeends x3 So it was me and my boss working together at my jerb. I normally help him out by making sure his candy jar is always empty and that I flood his inbox with CUUUUTE kitty cat memes (like the HANG ON THERE OWO inspirational ones x3). Today my boss did his joke of asking me if I was sure I didn't want to quit today. I told him "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu x3". He was spouting on about how annoying I was and how I don't do anything but brag about myself, eat all his candy and sleep in his office when he is out too lunch (his chair is so comfy x3). But today, he went up to me and fell on his knees! I was like "IS HE TWYING TO GET A WOOK AT MY BULGE OWO", but then he started crying, AWW! He begged me to pack up my things and leave to which I said "Nuuuuuuuuuuuu x3". He weached into his pocket and pulled out 18 ten dollar giftcards to Hot Topic and wuz liek "I WILL GIVE YOU THIS SHIT IF YOU FUCKING PACK UP AND LEAVE. YOU'RE FUCKING LIKE SAUL GOODMAN IN BETTER CALL SAUL WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO GET FIRED BUT YOU'RE JUST UNINTENTIONALLY BEING YOURSELF: AN IDIOT! I CAN'T FIRE YOU EITHER OTHERWISE I WILL BE VIOLATING A CIVIL RIGHTS ACT PASSED TO NEVER FIRE SOMEONE WHO IS OWO". I wooked at the cards and wuz liek, "OMFG, now I can affowd that CUUUTE eeveelution T-shirt i awlways wanted x3". I took the cards and was like "AWWW WIIIIIGHT :3", to which he got up and started to sing and dance for joy (Silly boss x3). I packed up my things and wuz giggling about my eeveelution hoodie I can now affowd and walked out of the building. I turned around and said "YEW ARE ALL GONNA MISS MEEEEEEEEE X3" but they just swammed the door closed O3O. Me weaving the job must've weally been a hard blowz for them ;w; But I made out on top bargain thanks to these Hop Tawpic gift cards ^w^!!!! Tl;dr- I GOT A COOL NEW EEVEELUTION SHIRT FROM HOT TOPIC ^W^ BUT LEFT MY JOB UWU BUT THATS ALRIGHT CUZ ITZ A CUTE SHIRT! ;U;<333 4 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WileyWarWeasel Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Toshabi said: I GOT A COOL NEW EEVEELUTION SHIRT FROM HOT TOPIC ^W^ BUT LEFT MY JOB UWU BUT THATS ALRIGHT CUZ ITZ A CUTE SHIRT! ;U;<333 Those are not eeveelutions, these are eeveelutions: This is srs bsness 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 This post was up for five days before I noticed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 On 11/5/2017 at 8:54 PM, WileyWarWeasel said: Those are not eeveelutions, these are eeveelutions: This is srs bsness It's not pokemon furry art unless there's dicks everywhere. Although this is not the nsfw part of the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WileyWarWeasel Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 6 hours ago, Crazy Lee said: It's not pokemon furry art unless there's dicks everywhere. Although this is not the nsfw part of the board. Too bad, you'll get eeveelution buttons and you'll like them (especially the Sylveon one so adorable liek omaigawd!) ;P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 On 11/11/2017 at 11:08 PM, WileyWarWeasel said: Too bad, you'll get eeveelution buttons and you'll like them (especially the Sylveon one so adorable liek omaigawd!) ;P 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted November 24, 2017 Author Share Posted November 24, 2017 HEWWO FWIENDS ^w^! WITH MY HOT TOPIC GIFT CARD, I wuz able to buy me some KYOOOOOTE stuff ^w^ (shirts sold out uwu). Lookit my SPENDINGS! They no realize what kinds of monz they gave me x3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Lee Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 On 11/21/2017 at 10:53 AM, Zaraphayx said: My new spirit animal. Spideyon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted November 25, 2017 Author Share Posted November 25, 2017 BOING! I got so much monz from Hot topics that I was thinking of getting lip job to make my lips look lezz ugo uwu. Friend told me my lips look like Rolling Stone logo lips. What you think furriends? owo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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