What crazy job would you rather do?

[U-235]

Inspired by some of my current difficulties with recent projects in school, I've come up with a game. If you could choose some other insane/crazy job or occupation aside from what you do now, what'd you do?

For instance my response is:

Fuck this schoolwork and degree, I'm going to go and build giant dancing robots like the one in this video.

 

 

[WileyWarWeasel]

Take care of rats.

Gawd knows they're more pleasant than most people ;3

[Shiro]

Eating while livestreaming it because who doesn't want to get paid to eat am I right?

[Faust]

Ruling out anything filthy and not-work-safe, I reckon I'd like to make sculptures for public displays.

I'd make weird moving ones like the Strandebeeste, I reckon.

[Victor-933]

When I was a little kid my dream job was driving a street sweeper on the military base where I lived.

Fuck being an astronaut I wanna drive THIS THING:

[Fossa]

On 12/4/2017 at 3:36 AM, Faust said:

Ruling out anything filthy and not-work-safe, I reckon I'd like to make sculptures for public displays.

I'd make weird moving ones like the Strandebeeste, I reckon.

That's curious, that's something I always thought would be amazing. I saw this sculpture in DC that really impressed me, by Roxy Paine, and I thought of fun it looked, to make things like this:

Or, Installation pieces, like this: (Gilles Barbier)

[U-235]

1 hour ago, Fossa said:

That's curious, that's something I always thought would be amazing. I saw this sculpture in DC that really impressed me, by Roxy Paine, and I thought of fun it looked, to make things like this:

Or, Installation pieces, like this: (Gilles Barbier)

But still, what job would you do?

[Fossa]

23 minutes ago, U-235 said:

But still, what job would you do?

Oh...modern sculpture!  That or I think it would be fun to make and design fireworks. A sort of fleeting ephemeral art but I love seeing them and view it as an art of sorts.

[Tsuujou]

 

 

[Sidewalk Surfboard]

I wanna make abstract paintings on actual canvas and sell that shit.

[U-235]

9 hours ago, Tsuujou said:

 

 

That is terrifying. Beautiful from that height and stunning, but I'd be terrified.

[Pangolin]

Probably part of the forestry corps. I hate being inside all day at the computer.

But even if I were lowly paid, I would be much happier being outside and enjoying nature and being paid to be out in the woods. I'd build trails, and scrub toilets, and help lost people. Oh hey, since I am being laid off I can finally pursue this.