Enigma Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 You are obviously allergic to bullshit. You must leave the internet immediately. I have the strangest boner right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 You're boned. Try taking Viagra Or, I don't know, beat it down? With a stick, obviously. I'm unhealthily interested in terrible tragic events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I prescribe exposure as a cure. I'm sending round ten skinheads with baseball bats, a part-time terrorist, a crazed gun-wielding ten-year old Texan, a soccer riot, three velociraptors and Hurricane Katrina. Channel 5 news will be over tomorrow to interview you, if you survive. I keep changing projects instead of finishing the ones I already have. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 This is a problem that occurs to many. Write down ideas that pop up while you work, and also schedule the other projects. Or just mash all your projects together and call it a day. I believe in the loch ness monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Here use this: $3.50 I talk to myself a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 We will ween you off this. Start a twitter acccount, tumbler blog, youtube channel, and start saying the same thing to strangers. I find myself doing the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 You are a creature of habit. Doing the same thing all the time makes you feel safe and in control. There is nothing wrong with that, but if you want to spice things up. Try one new thing every day. It doesn't have to be big, just new or different. I haven't had a nightmare in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Enigma said: Here use this: $3.50 Man, don' gib no Loch Ness monster tree fitty! (skip meh) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 On 7/8/2016 at 11:16 AM, Enigma said: I haven't had a nightmare in years. find yourself a murderer with an uncomfortable interest in children, and have your parents burn him alive. this method should provide at least enough nightmares to last you the rest of your life. i sometimes worry that people around me are reading my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Gator said: find yourself a murderer with an uncomfortable interest in children, and have your parents burn him alive. this method should provide at least enough nightmares to last you the rest of your life. (Skip me) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 6 hours ago, Gator said: find yourself a murderer with an uncomfortable interest in children, and have your parents burn him alive. this method should provide at least enough nightmares to last you the rest of your life. i sometimes worry that people around me are reading my mind. You suffer from paranoid schizophrenia. I suspect you developed this disorder after years of your mother not packing go-gurt in your lunches and instead eating it all in secret. You must confront your parent figure about the theft of your go-gurt, then you must steal go-gurt from a small child to even the score. Bonus points if you squeeze the go-gurt onto the childs head and call him a nerd. I haven't had a nightmare in over 20 years but many of my dreams involve water and warfare. What does this mean, doc? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 It means you are fighting to maintain bladder control! Keep a close eye on this. I often dream I'm driving a car, and the breaks are going out of control, making me run lights, and narrowly miss other cars, or that I'm riding on some impossibly small go-cart or motorized skateboard, but on the highway, but nobody thinks this is odd. Or that the car I am driving is powered by steam, and is also a very large camper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Obviously you have a repressed love of steampunk, you want to go camping, and you are obsessed with living fast and dying young. I suggest biking or walking. Or if that's too normal, strap a dozerblade to the front of your dream steampowered camper and just plow those uncaring and ungrateful motorists out of the way. Screw 'em. I have a strange impulse to punch my very close friends in the face for being dumbasses sometimes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Im going to prescribe a Pez dispenser full Prozac for you. Everytime you have an urge to hit someone take one. I love spicy food but I can't handle it as much as I used to. But I still eat it. And I still love! What's is wrong with me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Masochism. I prescribe nightly spankings by the healthy lass / lad of your choice whilst wearing primarily PVC or leather. Oh wait, did you want me to CURE it? Ok, go to any Indian restaurant in Newcastle, UK, and ask for a Magmaloo. If that doesn't put you off spice then nothing will. I always feel like I'm hot, sweaty and smelly, even after a lengthy bath in fine oils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Take a cold shower and wash your hair with eucalyptus scented shampoo. Always does it for me, so that's some honest advice there. I am Dutch. Please cure me. On 11-7-2016 at 0:22 AM, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Obviously you have a repressed love of steampunk Come on, join our steampunk revolution. Let the steam show! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 17 hours ago, Caledonian said: Take a cold shower and wash your hair with eucalyptus scented shampoo. Always does it for me, so that's some honest advice there. I am Dutch. Please cure me. Come on, join our steampunk revolution. Let the steam show! (skip me) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 hmmm, you seem to be alright. Just look what happened with Srebrencia! How come even after I sleep for 9 hours..I still feel the needs to need MORE sleep? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 19 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: (skip me) You know I'm a steampunk and a big fan of Abney Park by now, don't you? Yours, Miss Elodie Medora Gearington -skip me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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