#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 There's a rumour going around about a restaurant in my town that does a special dish. If you get a large group of people together like two dozen or so the restaurant will do a private party for you. They will charge fifty dollars a person and you get to pick any kind of small farm animal you want except a cow because it is too large and expensive. So a goat, sheep, pig, turkey etc. They will bring in the live animal and kill it in front of you with a knife and let the blood spray onto your face. It's called a "Blood Bukkake." Then they cook the animal and everyone eats it. Anybody ever heard of this kind of restaurant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 sometimes I wonder why I visit this forum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 No...and I never want to eat there...ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) That's not real bukkake. I'm disappointed. Also that sounds like every Eid al-Adha, sacrifice things and everyone present usually get some meat. Edited January 6, 2016 by Mayonnaise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Sounds pretty nifty. If you find it, let me know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Why did I click this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: Sounds pretty nifty. If you find it, let me know. If I find it I can take you there and buy you dinner. It could be our romantic first date. I ain't gay. But maybe we could hold hands and look into each other's eyes at the blood sprays on our faces. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: If I find it I can take you there and buy you dinner. It could be our romantic first date. I ain't gay. But maybe we could hold hands and look into each other's eyes at the blood sprays on our faces. This is probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) I think I'm more a fan of regular bukkake The end result of this one probably tastes better, though! Edited January 6, 2016 by Hewge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 For 50 bucks I could probably get a pig myself and butcher it and maybe even revel in its intestines. I'd call it entrail ecstasy. Question remains... Why would you do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: This is probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. The most romantic thing anyone ever said to me was: "Remove my diaper... Slowly." 1 minute ago, 6tails said: Tell you what, after the blood sprays, I'll give you a spray of my own to make it a really special and tasty occasion! It better not be poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 1 minute ago, 6tails said: Tell you what, after the blood sprays, I'll give you a spray of my own to make it a really special and tasty occasion! will we still get meat tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Why did I click this Rolfe De Wolf knows why. I mean I ain't gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Just now, Muugu said: For 50 bucks I could probably get a pig myself and butcher it and maybe even revel in its intestines. I'd call it entrail ecstasy. Question remains... Why would you do that? Hey, some people enjoy bathing in the blood of their enemies, making bowties of their intestines and sewing mittens out of their skin, and I don't see anything wrong with that. Better they choose a pig over a fellow twolegger to be frank :V 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Muugu said: For 50 bucks I could probably get a pig myself and butcher it and maybe even revel in its intestines. I'd call it entrail ecstasy. Question remains... Why would you do that? People have paid more to go to a GWAR or GG Allen concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: Yes, of multiple types! ;3 Mmm ohbby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: Hey, some people enjoy bathing in the blood of their enemies, making bowties of their intestines and sewing mittens out of their skin, and I don't see anything wrong with that. Better they choose a pig over a fellow twolegger to be frank :V I bet they would kill a hobo if you paid them enough. Also I like that the forum says the Blood Bukkake thread is "HOT." 1 minute ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Mmm ohbby Sensors indicate gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: Hey, some people enjoy bathing in the blood of their enemies, making bowties of their intestines and sewing mittens out of their skin, and I don't see anything wrong with that. Better they choose a pig over a fellow twolegger to be frank :V WTB human skin mittens Just now, #00Buck said: People have paid more to go to a GWAR or GG Allen concert. And it still puzzles me. At least Rammstein threw guts at people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Just now, Muugu said: WTB human skin mittens And it still puzzles me. At least Rammstein threw guts at people. GG Allin was the best! Plus you must bow down to GWAR puny human!!! GG Allin was throwing faeces before diaper furs were in diapers... For the fist time... Right? Uh... Yeah!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muugu Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: GG Allin was the best! Plus you must bow down to GWAR puny human!!! GG Allin was throwing faeces before diaper furs were in diapers... For the fist time... Right? Uh... Yeah!!! I wish I could share your excitement over somebody throwing literal shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 1 minute ago, 6tails said: AND whipped out a prosthetic dick and 'jizzed' all over the crowd. I almost got banned from another forum for talking about setting hobos on fire and then jizzing on them to put the fire out. Just now, Muugu said: I wish I could share your excitement over somebody throwing literal shit. You totally can it's very easy. Next time you see someone fling poop just smile and feel happy inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: Muthafukin Tom Greeeeeeen! Yo peep these dope rhymes about killing animals yo. Edited January 6, 2016 by #00Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: Muthafukin Tom Greeeeeeen! Yo peep these dope rhymes about killing animals yo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2WNGocnqdU This bothers me because when I was a kid I used to have this large seal plushie I loved, and it looked quite a bit like the one in the video. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) 15 minutes ago, 6tails said: AND whipped out a prosthetic dick and 'jizzed' all over the crowd. It doesn't have to be prosthetic with me Also, I still don't understand this thread. Bloody jizz is bad and you should PROBABLY see a doctor. Edited January 6, 2016 by FenrirDarkWolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: This bothers me because when I was a kid I used to have this large seal plushie I loved, and it looked quite a bit like the one in the video. Triggered!!! But yo on tha real homie I like the way a Blood Bukkake thread brings the whole community together homie. It be like a BBQ back on the block homie. Y'all feel me? 1 minute ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: It doesn't have to be prosthetic with me Also, I still don't understand this thread. Bloody jizz is bad and you should PROBABLY see a doctor. Yeah, but I'm going to see a dentist instead. Just to show that I can. Edited January 6, 2016 by #00Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: Triggered!!! But yo on tha real homie I like the way a Blood Bukkake thread brings the whole community together homie. It be like a BBQ back on the block homie. Y'all feel me? Don't you dare disrespect Nestori. Fucking hell, there's even a song about a seal and a guy called Nestori. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x52lMMk1g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: Don't you dare disrespect Nestori. Fucking hell, there's even a song about a seal and a guy called Nestori. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x52lMMk1g There is only one seal song to listen to during a Blood Bukkake. We will hold hands and gaze into each other's eyes as the blood spurts... Edited January 6, 2016 by #00Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Sadly the hotness of this thread has worn off. Seems that Blood Bukkake is just a fad. I was hoping it was a trend that was here to stay like Pogs or Tamagachi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Aww, this isnt the Blade Blood rave i thought it'd be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I've never really been a messy eater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Well I heard you can eat live monkeys' brains somewhere in south-eastern Asia, but this is new to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 For a moment, I thought this thread was about having sex with a woman on her period and pulling out leaving a "creamy" and bloody mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 8 hours ago, Zeke said: For a moment, I thought this thread was about having sex with a woman on her period and pulling out leaving a "creamy" and bloody mess. You're a filthy bugger Zeke, your mother would be ashamed. Also butchering an animal is an unpleasant experience as it is, why would you want to pay money to see it done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 8, 2016 Author Share Posted January 8, 2016 On January 7, 2016 at 3:23 AM, Khaki said: You're a filthy bugger Zeke, your mother would be ashamed. Also butchering an animal is an unpleasant experience as it is, why would you want to pay money to see it done? I think it's less about seeing it and more about feeling the blood on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 (edited) I would be surprised if this was legitimate; I thought slaughter had to meet a certain legal standard in most western nations? Edited January 9, 2016 by Saxon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 On January 9, 2016 at 8:11 PM, Saxon said: I would be surprised if this was legitimate; I thought slaughter had to meet a certain legal standard in most western nations? I think death is the only condition. I mean people boil live lobsters all the time. You just drop em in the pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 4 hours ago, #00Buck said: I think death is the only condition. I mean people boil live lobsters all the time. You just drop em in the pot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humane_Slaughter_Act There are regulations about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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