Feelwell Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Thundeere said: might I suggest snails That is the most sexual image of a snail I have ever seen. I didn't know sails could be sexual. Edited April 11, 2016 by Feelwell the Rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 This has been a Good Thread. Anyway, I know I can honestly say I have an open mind. I may not like everything you do, but I will respect you anyway. (Unless you have bad taste in music) I may cringe violently at first, but I'll get over it. And if you're right, and I'm wrong, I'll own up to it. But I can also honestly say that irl I can be incredibly stuffy. Unless I know you well; then I'm just horrible. 3 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I loathe having stomach pain, and so that seeing bloated stomachs and stuff like that kind of makes me think of stomach pain, and I'm, well, not a fan of that. EXACTLY!!! Inflationists are even worse. I know what that feels like and it ain't sexual. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: EXACTLY!!! Inflationists are even worse. I know what that feels like and it ain't sexual. Preach it, brotha, preach it. I may not understand why they like it, but whatever floats their boat, as long as they don't try to force it on others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 22 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: That is the most sexual image of a snail I have ever seen. I didn't know sails could be sexual. It has parasites in its eyes, causing the colourful pulsation to attract a bird, so that they can complete their life cycle in its digestive tract. Very sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Saxon said: It has parasites in its eyes, causing the colourful pulsation to attract a bird, so that they can complete their life cycle in its digestive tract. Very sexy. My dinner rarely has the good manners to flash and indicate where it is. That being said, if my food has flashing parasites, as a rule of thumb I don't eat it. I'm very uptight about eating parasites. Edited April 12, 2016 by Feelwell the Rabbit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 18 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I'm very uptight about eating parasites. GEEEEEEEZ how'd you fit that sick so far up your ass goddangit keep an open mind >:v 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Endless/Nameless said: This has been a Good Thread. Anyway, I know I can honestly say I have an open mind. I may not like everything you do, but I will respect you anyway. (Unless you have bad taste in music) I may cringe violently at first, but I'll get over it. And if you're right, and I'm wrong, I'll own up to it. But I can also honestly say that irl I can be incredibly stuffy. Unless I know you well; then I'm just horrible. EXACTLY!!! Inflationists are even worse. I know what that feels like and it ain't sexual. I went to a panel on inflation. Not the economic kind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: I went to a panel on inflation. Not the economic kind. There must have been some bloated arguments 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: There must have been some bloated arguments You see the important thing is how you "ride" the inflatables. "The Inflatables" sounds like a Disney Movie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: You see the important thing is how you "ride" the inflatables. "The Inflatables" sounds like a Disney Movie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 I see E's of peen. Red diapers too. I fill them with poo. For me and you. And I think to myself. What a wonderful world. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, #00Buck said: I went to a panel on inflation. Not the economic kind. want me to post pics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 It's like people who say they're not thin-skinned. Tell them they are and they go apeshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 32 minutes ago, Pignog said: want me to post pics Only if I'm not in the photos. I don't want to be associated with inflation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flake Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, #00Buck said: I went to a panel on inflation. Not the economic kind. Did attending that panel make you a better person? Give you newfound insight into the world we live in? Restore your faith in humanity? Edited April 12, 2016 by Flake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 I feel like I could contribute more to this thread if I could be assed to draw the shit people are saying. But I got other things to draw so whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 6 hours ago, Flake said: Did attending that panel make you a better person? Give you newfound insight into the world we live in? Restore your faith in humanity? Not really. But now I do know why they tie a rope around the neck of the inflation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 11 hours ago, #00Buck said: Only if I'm not in the photos. I don't want to be associated with inflation. Sounds like you're blowing it out of proportion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Xaende said: Sounds like you're blowing it out of proportion. Hey man, don't burst his bubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Xaende said: Sounds like you're blowing it out of proportion. Puns are my fetish. 6 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Hey man, don't burst his bubble. Oh. I have not experienced this many puns since Pun-Con 2015. Edited April 12, 2016 by #00Buck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: Puns are my fetish. Oh, then we better stop before you, ahem, rainbow the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 15 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Oh, then we better stop before you, ahem, rainbow the walls. That's what got Rainbow Con 2014 banned from the hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, #00Buck said: That's what got Rainbow Con 2014 banned from the hotel. It looks days of scrubbing to get the walls back to normal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Puns are my fetish. Oh. I have not experienced this many puns since Pun-Con 2015. I went to one of those, and alll they did was take my money. What a con. 4 minutes ago, #00Buck said: That's what got Rainbow Con 2014 banned from the hotel. The band from the hotel? They're okay, but they mostly play covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Xaende said: I went to one of those, and alll they did was take my money. What a con. The band from the hotel? They're okay, but they mostly play covers. I have no words to describe how terrible those are. You have hit rock bottom. and started digging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 26 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I have no words to describe how terrible those are. You have hit rock bottom. and started digging. Next stop. China. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaende Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 31 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I have no words to describe how terrible those are. You have hit rock bottom. and started digging. I started digging them a long time ago. *ducks* *flies away with the ducks* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Why do Americans think that China is on the opposite side of the world to them? It's not even in the southern hemisphere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 14 minutes ago, Saxon said: Why do Americans think that China is on the opposite side of the world to them? It's not even in the southern hemisphere. Its just an old saying and not meant to be taken literally, like calling something an "ancient Chinese secret". I guess you could call the saying an ancient chinese meme XP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 23 minutes ago, Xaende said: I started digging them a long time ago. *ducks* *flies away with the ducks* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Saxon said: Why do Americans think that China is on the opposite side of the world to them? It's not even in the southern hemisphere. I imagine people never think to cross the Pacific because of the way maps are normally laid out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Saxon said: Why do Americans think that China is on the opposite side of the world to them? It's not even in the southern hemisphere. Uptight person detected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 23 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Uptight person detected. Just for you buck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Lemon said: Just for you buck. I'm happy to champion the gold ribbon campaign in the crusade against uptightness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: I'm happy to champion the gold ribbon campaign in the crusade against uptightness. "Uptightness" isn't a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 Just now, PastryOfApathy said: "Uptightness" isn't a word. Sensors indicate uptightness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) inflation panel the ropes are tied around their necks so their heads don't blow up iirc Edited April 12, 2016 by Pignog 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, Pignog said: inflation panel the ropes are tied around their necks so their heads don't blow up iirc See me and Pignog are in the know about inflatables. We have like special know how from the panel. Oh, and in the photo they are inflating them not giving them yiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 25 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Oh, and in the photo they are inflating them not giving them yiff. Can't you do both at the same time, if you know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Saxon said: Can't you do both at the same time, if you know what I mean? No. You see inflatables are not for normal yiff. It is all about the "riding." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, #00Buck said: No. You see inflatables are not for normal yiff. It is all about the "riding." Go on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Saxon said: Go on. I detect you are developing a new fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: I detect you are developing a new fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 hours ago, #00Buck said: No. You see inflatables are not for normal yiff. It is all about the "riding." You see, Buck is in the "riding" for a "Master of Inflatable Yiff" award this year, and he's brushing up on his knowledge. Just pray he does not try and demonstrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 7 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: You see, Buck is in the "riding" for a "Master of Inflatable Yiff" award this year, and he's brushing up on his knowledge. Just pray he does not try and demonstrate. I... kind of want to see it though. >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 No, no you don't. It gets.... Squeaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 5 hours ago, FlynnCoyote said: I... kind of want to see it though. >> Quick; @#00Buck , describe your conquests in graphic detail before lemon kiddie proofs the site. D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 You see it all starts in the brain with the idea of an inflation. But then you need a special computer program to make the design. Then it is off to Germany the "Land of Latex" where a special factory makes the giant inflatables a reality. You see. One does not simply "ride" an inflatable. There is a secret to the fun of inflation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) On 4/11/2016 at 11:08 PM, #00Buck said: Most people who think they are accepting and tolerant are only tolerant and accepting of people who are exactly the same as them. I also find that people who make the biggest claims about being accepting are the least accepting and most uptight people going. Yup. It's a good rule of thumb to be at least a bit suspicious of someone who always has to make a big, loud production about being a certain way. Interestingly, on the flip side of that coin, friends of mine who are loud and outspoken about being a TOTAL ASSHOLE WHO HATES EVERYONE are secretly rather nice and easygoing, if you can demonstrate you're not a moron or a scam artist. Your post definitely reminded me of the liberals who magically morph into NIMBY PTA president soccer moms, or even, straight-up freepers at the slightest suggestion that they'll have to share resources, space, time, or rights with someone who isn't "them." (Apparently the new term for these people is bro-gressive?) You also reminded me of the liberals I've encountered who'll wax poetic tolerance, equality, and especially, gay rights, and but then happily go off on "furfags," invoking all of the standard homophobic and misogynistic tropes in the process. I'm apparently not the only person who's run into these types, either: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-631745.html In a different vein, I am freaked out by people who project an easygoing and chillax aura, but are actually rigid, angry, resentful, insecure, and controlling under the skin, because their contradictory vibes and behavior always throw me for a loop. Derek Savage seems to be a good mainstream example of someone who probably sees themselves as a chill bro, but who flips out when you cross him. I also had a teacher in middle school whom all the kids lauded as JUST THE COOLEST, but something about her always made me feel uneasy, because I felt this pulsating undercurrent of condescension, dismissal, and anger. I tried really hard to like her, but something about her always seemed "off" to me. (And it definitely didn't help when she concern-trolled my mom about my "outspoken" atheism, when I'd only brought up being an atheist twice in her presence, total.) Edited April 13, 2016 by Troj 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Troj said: Yup. It's a good rule of thumb to be at least a bit suspicious of someone who always has to make a big, loud production about being a certain way. Interestingly, on the flip side of that coin, friends of mine who are loud and outspoken about being a TOTAL ASSHOLE WHO HATES EVERYONE are secretly rather nice and easygoing, if you can demonstrate you're not a moron or a scam artist. Your post definitely reminded me of the liberals who magically morph into NIMBY PTA president soccer moms, or even, straight-up freepers at the slightest suggestion that they'll have to share resources, space, time, or rights with someone who isn't "them." (Apparently the new term for these people is bro-gressive?) You also reminded me of the liberals I've encountered who'll wax poetic tolerance, equality, and especially, gay rights, and but then happily go off on "furfags," invoking all of the standard homophobic and misogynistic tropes in the process. I'm apparently not the only person who's run into these types, either: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-631745.html In a different vein, I am freaked out by people who project an easygoing and chillax aura, but are actually rigid, angry, resentful, insecure, and controlling under the skin, because their contradictory vibes and behavior always throw me for a loop. Derek Savage seems to be a good mainstream example of someone who probably sees themselves as a chill bro, but who flips out when you cross him. I also had a teacher in middle school whom all the kids lauded as JUST THE COOLEST, but something about her always made me feel uneasy, because I felt this pulsating undercurrent of condescension, dismissal, and anger. I tried really hard to like her, but something about her always seemed "off" to me. (And it definitely didn't help when she concern-trolled my mom about my "outspoken" atheism, when I'd only brought up being an atheist twice in her presence, total.) You so nailed it. I fall into the asshole category in case anyone didn't notice. Yeah, everyone thinks I'm full of crap and a total jerk until the see me do something helpful for a total stranger in danger. Also most people I know are they NIMBY types. The other fun one is to watch a lefty open a business and then suddenly they're saying all the things a conservative person says. You also gotta love people who are all about the gays but don't know anyone who is actually gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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