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23 hours ago, XoPachi said:

This all just gives me PTSD flash backs to Otomedius Excellent.

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That artbook was nothing but pinups of mostly underaged girls.

I was half tempted to buy this when it came out... I think something about the graphics made me decide not to though.

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33 minutes ago, Punnchy said:

I was half tempted to buy this when it came out... I think something about the graphics made me decide not to though.

Aside from being weeaboo bait shitting on a legendary franchise, it was actually technically unsound too. Frequent glitches. I remember in the co op my friend was stuck, unable to move below the top half of the screen. There was a Ducker mobile cannon mid boss that literally just vanished in one of the stages sometimes. Sometimes enemy shots would disappear. Despite all of this, the game was still shockingly easy. Kirby Epic Yarn was harder. My 12 year old niece 1cc'd this junk on her first try on "insane" dying only once. Bad animations, ugly environments, gross sexualization of underaged girls, and forgettable music.

Weebs liked it because "THE ARTIST OF SGT FROG!!!!". You made a smart choice leaving this degeneracy on the shelf.

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On 8/7/2016 at 0:39 AM, XoPachi said:

Aside from being weeaboo bait shitting on a legendary franchise, it was actually technically unsound too. Frequent glitches. I remember in the co op my friend was stuck, unable to move below the top half of the screen. There was a Ducker mobile cannon mid boss that literally just vanished in one of the stages sometimes. Sometimes enemy shots would disappear. Despite all of this, the game was still shockingly easy. Kirby Epic Yarn was harder. My 12 year old niece 1cc'd this junk on her first try on "insane" dying only once. Bad animations, ugly environments, gross sexualization of underaged girls, and forgettable music.

Weebs liked it because "THE ARTIST OF SGT FROG!!!!". You made a smart choice leaving this degeneracy on the shelf.

 

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...All that stuff in the packaging in that video made me want to get that game. I even like the character designs. But once it got to the gameplay itself all interest just totally died. That gameplay looks slow and boring and super easy. These kinds of games are supposed to be brutally hard. Where's the bullets flying across the screen at high speeds all over the place? Plus the 3D graphics are UGLY. Why couldn't they make the actual gameplay be as gorgeous and well animated as the 2D character art?

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11 minutes ago, Battlechili said:

...All that stuff in the packaging in that video made me want to get that game. I even like the character designs. But once it got to the gameplay itself all interest just totally died. That gameplay looks slow and boring and super easy. These kinds of games are supposed to be brutally hard. Where's the bullets flying across the screen at high speeds all over the place? Plus the 3D graphics are UGLY.

Well they had to tone down the difficulty since people were having trouble playing one-handed.

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On 8/8/2016 at 0:46 PM, Battlechili said:

...All that stuff in the packaging in that video made me want to get that game. I even like the character designs. But once it got to the gameplay itself all interest just totally died. That gameplay looks slow and boring and super easy. These kinds of games are supposed to be brutally hard. Where's the bullets flying across the screen at high speeds all over the place? Plus the 3D graphics are UGLY. Why couldn't they make the actual gameplay be as gorgeous and well animated as the 2D character art?

I felt beyond uncomfortable having actually played this. Thank fuck I didn't BUY it. 

They did make good Parody games back in the day, but they were really wacky and actually good fun. Parodius Da was actually hard really hard. These were shameless because they know the little lolis and the little idols (Thanks a lot Touhou! Actually, fuck off.) and garbage anime intros/songs are what sells in shooters today. But a good game?

Well... At least in game they had a real art gallery that actually showed everything beyond 12 year olds in bikinis. A lot of the machine and level concept art is really neat and there's a lot of it you can unlock. I love art galleries in games. Probably the only good part about this game. Lots of unlockables you had to earn which is something I don't see very often. 

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I posted the news in frustration.

I am not happy with this ban, and it bugs me that there are countries that offer less freedom to their citizens than mine. I don't care for the censorship of art. Its also really odd that this is New Zealand doing this; the games New Zealand has banned don't have any consistency:

  • Gal Gun: Double Peace
  • Manhunt
  • Manhunt 2
  • Postal 2
  • Rapelay
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Three Sisters' Story

The fact that a single person personally handpicked Gal Gun of all the games out there and submitted it for review in NZ is really strange and somewhat terrifying with regards to the amount of power a single person can have over the content that an entire country consumes. I would say that I hope that those in New Zealand raise hell over it, but I know they won't. :/

I just keep being reminded that even 9 years later Neil Gaiman's writings continue to hold relevancy.

EDIT: Suspiciously the game is now on sale on Steam. I suspect the publishers are using this as a means of promoting the game. I'm happy for them. I hope they get as many sales as they can, as right now the sale count is disappointingly low.

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It really isn't anything to get emotionally invested in. I don't think a lot of New Zealand folk even know about this game enough to care. Isn't even a good game like other stuff that's been banned or censored to hell and back, like GTA, Mortal Kombat, or Left 4 Dead. 
I don't know, I personally would be VERY ashamed of what I see in the mirror fighting to get something like this unbanned.

And I can't be surprised by the low sales. I mean, it's a niche game for one. Arcade games aren't popular at all. And then......just look at it. :l
Just get LA MachineGuns on the Wii.

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59 minutes ago, Tsuujou said:

And I can't be surprised by the low sales. I mean, it's a niche game for one. Arcade games aren't popular at all. And then......just look at it. :l
Just get LA MachineGuns on the Wii.

Honestly given all the stuff I see browsing GameFAQs (specifically the Pokemon and Fire Emblem boards) I actually am pretty shocked.

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25 minutes ago, SirRob said:

Honestly given all the stuff I see browsing GameFAQs (specifically the Pokemon and Fire Emblem boards) I actually am pretty shocked.

Eh, that's just one site. "Hardcore gamers" are a much smaller demographic than you'd think. Usually anyway. Even if it were multiple larger sites of similar climate, I still wouldn't be too surprised to know this game flopped. 

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10 minutes ago, Battlechili said:

Considering this isn't pornographic in nature, why would it need to be in RL? RL is for 18+ content right? This game is rated 17+ in the US (ESRB M), 17+ in Japan (Cero D), and 16+ in Europe (PEGI 16).

Its mostly something you don't want to see while in public/at work. That's generally what I classify as NSFW for image heavy threads that aren't/don't need to be in RL. I had no idea what gal gun was till I opened it and had lolis and panties in full view. Just a lil courtesy for anyone else before they click. .

Second half is my bad; I considered it as an offhand remark, thinking maybe it'd be helpful in the future since we have an RP area unused, but it seems like nsfw links would be more popular. 

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