Hux Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 I need stories. Share your stories with me so I can learn from your experiences. I'm still just a babby dog and I need storytime guidance. Good shitposts only, please. Low rank scrubs post a real story or gtfo or tits gtfo idgaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Let me tell you a fairy tale. Once upon a time, Snagged Cub posted in this thread. The end Good night 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted December 18, 2016 Author Share Posted December 18, 2016 25 minutes ago, Snagged Cub said: Let me tell you a fairy tale. Once upon a time, Snagged Cub posted in this thread. The end Good night Ooh, tell another one! Read just one more chapter before I go to bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 You know, I don't believe I ever told you the story of when I first learned about furries on the internet. It's not a great story, but it's the journey and not the destination as they say. It was on an old internet website I can't quite remember the name of that I happened upon. Now in those days furries were know as Skunk Fu...uh, Skunk Fans... yeah that's it... This is important to remember, but I'll get to why later on. Now, when I was younger we didn't have very good internet. We had dial-up. Reaaaally old dial-up. And... wait, wait no I already told this one before. Did I tell the one about how I used to login to websites both ways up hill? Hmm, I think I told that one too. The one about how I ran for forum moderator? Nah, I don't think we can do that one just yet. Ok, I got it! Now, there once was a man from a big old corporation. One day, after about 6 years working for them he went to the break room and found a pile of fortune cookies. Cracking one open revealed his fortune: "A cheerful message is on its way to you." He shrugged, ate the cookie and got some water. When he went back to his desk an email notice popped up. He read the email which informed him we was to get a raise! About 3 months later, after everything had been processed, he received a a 6% pay increase and was raised from a C3 to a C2. After 3 more months, he learned what a C2 actually is and that it made no real difference in his work. The end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 One time, I ate a pizza. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 My new favorite hobby is playing sound recordings on youtube of cats meowing and seeing my cats' reactions. I think one of them started checking under my phone for where the mysterious bodyless cats were 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I was actually going to tell you something that really happened to me :C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I was just gearing up to tell my life story too. Probably for the best I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.