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Stupidest nightmares/dreams


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I was told in childhood that if I ever smoked, I'd be kicked out on the streets - though I never actually smoked, oddly enough I sometimes dreamed that I smoked or took drugs and suffered horrible consequences.
 

Sometimes I dream I can't sleep (on rare occasions) though while its more disorientating than stupid, in the most literal sense it is fairly absurd.

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Recently I dreamed that I was a Sith Lord and was killed by another Sith. When I woke up I was like "well that was stupid"

Also, not so long ago I had a dream involving my boyfriend, barack obama and being arrested at a state fair then being taken away in a limousine.

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In the last year I've had a number of dreams themed around me being stuck in some exaggerated mundane event that's going poorly where I have no choice but to stick it out.

Like trying to get through airport security with 8 different checks, confusing terminal design, and cramp crowded spaces. Or trying to see a movie with the family, but the wait is 4 hours, the planned activity in between falls through, the line is huge, the theater loud and crowded, and we have to get an usher to move a stubborn patron that's taken our assigned seats.

Usually a sense of mild irritation is pervasive throughout the dream but ends with reaching the goal.

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(I had this dream on the night before christmas so it made it weirder) 

From what I can remember I was squatting in fear on top of the ladder leading to my attic in my garage, there was a large rattlesnake coiled up near the edge of the driveway, the last thing I remember in the dream is my brother handing me one of my guns and me loading the magazine into it while my hands were shaking violently. 

Then that same brother woke me up in real life telling me it was Christmas. 

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I told this one before but...

I walked up to the mailman and his truck, I asked "Do you have any fucks to give?" and I looked into the back of the truck full of neat stacks of envelopes and letters, and he slowly looked at it and back at me with a stony gaze and said "I have all these fucks to give, but none of them are for you"

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