Faust Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Another fun game for everyone! (Don't think this one has been done here before.) First person posts a completely innocent event that happened today. The next person in line posts the most extreme paranoid delusion or conspiracy theory they can think of based on that event, followed by an event of their own. So, for example: Quote "I saw a squirrel today!" "That's the government spying on you. They fitted all squirrels with video cameras." So let me start! Ahem. My shoes are too tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 The Chinese are attempting to weaken the military and industrial capability of the Western world by flooding their markets with uncomfortable and poorly manufactured footwear rendering you unable to continue the fight against Communism. I have been unwell today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 you have been poisioned and are going to die. aliens plan on wiping out all of us through "unwellness' i got stuck in the metro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 The auto industry is secretly pushing to destroy public transportation through poor service quality. ZBrush crashed in the middle of my work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 It's the Illuminati trying to get you fired. My car's suspension is really stiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 someone has rigged your car to explode! roll out of your car now before it's too late!! D: my leg feels funny for some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 That's because it isn't actually your leg. Someone stole yours while you were asleep and replaced it by this one that was made by genetic modification of cells of a living mouse. my bike had a flat tire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 That flat tire was no accident, it was deliberately slashed by a hitman. It's all part of a larger plot by top secret middle-eastern agencies conspiring to keep us oil dependent. I tried to eat a peppermint candy today but I dropped it in the tub and it shattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 It was fitted with invisible gas, so when it cracked open, you were poisoned. lolrekt. I bought Unravel a few hours ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Yarny is trying to brainwash you into joining his yarn army to take over the world! I'm eating mac and cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 The shapeshifting Leviathans own the company that makes you mac and cheese and they have added hormones to it that makes you addicted to it while also passivizing you. Can't you see that they are breeding you to be their human livestock? I went to toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 You fool! That's how they get you! Who? THEY! I have some oranges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 They want orrange of meeting of death with you. Orange you glad I warned you? Im laying in bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusGear Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Just now, DevilishlyHandsome49 said: They want orrange of meeting of death with you. Orange you glad I warned you? Im laying in bed Your bed is a monster laying dormant, it's waiting until you're asleep to eat you. But it's really lazy so it hasn't really picked a night to eat you on yet. I have a water bottle on my table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 19, 2016 Author Share Posted February 19, 2016 It's a well-known science fact that water has a memory. That water is learning everything about you. Your credit card numbers, your secrets, everything. When you drink it and pass it on into your toilet it will be collected by the Mafia, its secrets extracted with top-secret Cosa Nostra scientific techniques and all its information used against you! Meanwhile, it looks like it's going to rain all weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 As you said. Water has memory, and it will extract all information of everyone going outside this weekend. Also aliens build huge sprinkler systems to create so called rain. a rabit ate a carrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 20, 2016 Author Share Posted February 20, 2016 It's conforming to stereotype in order to lull you into a false sense of security. Turn your back for one second and WHAM! It'll drop an anvil on your head! I saw it in a documentary. Think it was called 'Looney Tunes'. The world didn't end in 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Due to failure to meet deadlines in construction, the powers that be have decided to re-schedule Armageddon for 2018. Either that or the Mayans were finished making calendars. I overslept this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Your sleep cycle has been disrupted and you will fall asleep while driving and drive off a cliff. Babyfurs are still a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Babyfurs are a CIA experiment to see how much bullshit the general populace will tolerate. I paid groceries with a credit card today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 If it was contactless, somebody probably stole all your card details while you were standing there. You can do it with a mobile phone these days - I've seen it done (I really have!) They'll no doubt be hacking your bank account and spending your life's savings on drugs, prostitutes, firearms, Nubian slaves and a weaponised form of the ebola virus even as we speak! England is thinking about leaving the EU. (Go on, I dare you to try and beat our government's claims of impending doom!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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