Eggdodger Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I'm hella tired and it's 9 PM. I wake up at 7 AM every morning. I hate teenagers and loud music. I check my mail and go grocery shopping in sandals. I hardly eat any sweets. I have no idea what songs are on the Billboard 100 right now or what movies are coming out. I check the news religiously. Basically, I'm an old person in an 18-year-old's body. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 18 minutes ago, Eggdodger said: I'm hella tired and it's 9 PM. I wake up at 7 AM every morning. I hate teenagers and loud music. I check my mail and go grocery shopping in sandals. I hardly eat any sweets. I have no idea what songs are on the Billboard 100 right now or what movies are coming out. I check the news religiously. Basically, I'm an old person in an 18-year-old's body. No you are not. If you do not eat Werther's Original candies you are not an elder kin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Hello elder-kin. I am man-child. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, #00Buck said: No you are not. If you do not eat Werther's Original candies you are not an elder kin. #OnlyTrueElderKin 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 SHUT UP, GRANDMA! DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 10 hours ago, #00Buck said: No you are not. If you do not eat Werther's Original candies you are not an elder kin. Wow, how'd you know? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 21 minutes ago, Eggdodger said: Wow, how'd you know? *sips ensure with vodka in it* Oh, I know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Misread that as Eldar-kin and I was all like 'Not sure if Xeno Scum, or..." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I came into this thread expecting lovecraftian references and was disappointed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Honestly I thought it was referencing the Elder Scrolls. 41 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: Misread that as Eldar-kin and I was all like 'Not sure if Xeno Scum, or..." I suggest we purge the filthy xenos. For the Emperor. For the greater good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 You should install a walk in bathtub for kin feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Honestly I thought it was referencing the Elder Scrolls. I suggest we purge the filthy xenos. For the Emperor. For the greater good. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, LadyRadarEars said: Now how did that get there? Hahaha must just be a stray bit of propaganda. I'll just put it over here with these superior Tau weapons and more efficiently run Tau society. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Now how did that get there? Hahaha must just be a stray bit of propaganda. I'll just put it over here with these superior Tau weapons and more efficiently run Tau society. Don't worry Citizen! When the Lord-Commissar brings you back to the Emperor's Light with a blessed bolt-round, the mind-control obedience chip with its suicide function of brain immolation upon unwelcome thoughts towards the inferior and tyrannical 'Ethereals' will be removed! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 17 minutes ago, LadyRadarEars said: Don't worry Citizen! When the Lord-Commissar brings you back to the Emperor's Light with a blessed bolt-round, the mind-control obedience chip with its suicide function of brain immolation upon unwelcome thoughts towards the inferior and tyrannical 'Ethereals' will be removed! I will never surrender to your tyrannical and blind regime, dedicated to a corpse and false ideals! The Greater Good is the true path to harmony and progress, and we will defend it with our lives! All species united under one cause, for the Greater Good! Edit: Also I bet that the Tau Empire has better senior care. We're on your side, Egg! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Maybe you'll grow up to be a kid? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 16 hours ago, Endless/Nameless said: #OnlyTrueElderKin Is it bad that I'll gobble those down the same way I do timtams? 3 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I will never surrender to your tyrannical and blind regime, dedicated to a corpse and false ideals! The Greater Good is the true path to harmony and progress, and we will defend it with our lives! All species united under one cause, for the Greater Good! Edit: Also I bet that the Tau Empire has better senior care. We're on your side, Egg! But do they have rejuv treatments for being able to yell at kids who step on your lawn even though you're six generations behind them though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 hours ago, LadyRadarEars said: Is it bad that I'll gobble those down the same way I do timtams? No. They are the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: I will never surrender to your tyrannical and blind regime, dedicated to a corpse and false ideals! The Greater Good is the true path to harmony and progress, and we will defend it with our lives! All species united under one cause, for the Greater Good! Edit: Also I bet that the Tau Empire has better senior care. We're on your side, Egg! Also, the Imperium has the best senior care around! Every citizen is entitled to an all expenses payed retirement package, delivered by their local Commissar, once they have become too old to contribute to the Empire of Man! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I feel ancient. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 If you're elder-kin, then I'm 45-year-old-man-kin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdodger Posted August 4, 2016 Author Share Posted August 4, 2016 21 hours ago, LadyRadarEars said: I came into this thread expecting lovecraftian references and was disappointed. Sorry, I didn't say "Eldritch-kin", but I do sometimes wake up feeling like I should have a few more tentacles than I do now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Eggdodger said: Sorry, I didn't say "Eldritch-kin", but I do sometimes wake up feeling like I should have a few more tentacles than I do now. I am Eldritch-kin. Any whom seek my help at work come away a little bit crazier and my code architecture has been called 'mind-bending' (as a compliment.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 45 minutes ago, DrGravitas said: I am Eldritch-kin. Any whom seek my help at work come away a little bit crazier and my code architecture has been called 'mind-bending' (as a compliment.) But if your code isn't 'gender-bending' you're not trying hard enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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