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How To Train A Dragon


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29 minutes ago, george99g said:

I'd screech at it every time it fucks up and give it coffee every time it does something well.

Coffee and screeching at things are the solutions to all of life's problems.

You should raise children so I can bet on them in an underground children's cockfighting club.

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1 hour ago, Faust said:

I trained my dragon to be in a Hollywood Movie by making it grow to 100 times its original size, be 1000% more intimidating, change colour, change shape, grow some teeth, stop talking...

...Say, this movie is NOTHING LIKE the book!

Book toothless is best toothless.

I already have a dragon. Her name is lady Salmacis. Shoulder dragons are bred to be friendly so it's fine.

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10 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

How the hell did you fire a villager out of a catapult and expect the dragon to bring him back alive?!

Lots of padding. Originally I was hoping for more of a mid-air catch, but training that was a real drain on my villager supply. To the dragon's credit, he did get the hang of the mid-air catch, but he generally then proceeded to treat the villager as the tasty treat. Figured that last one out real quick.

 

OT: I trained my dragon to light a fireplace by snapping my fingers and tossing a small wooden knight into the fireplace. He does it to just a snap and a point now!

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I trained my dragon to poop on my neighbour's house. Not that I'm being vindictive, it was just easier than training him not to poop on mine. It mostly involved switching the mailboxes around whenever he started whining and crossing his legs.

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