DrGravitas Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 A simple game! You have a pet dragon, post how you'd train it to do something! Example: I trained my dragon to play fetch by loading a villager into a catapult and giving him a treat when he brought him back alive! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I'd screech at it every time it fucks up and give it coffee every time it does something well. Coffee and screeching at things are the solutions to all of life's problems. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 29 minutes ago, george99g said: I'd screech at it every time it fucks up and give it coffee every time it does something well. Coffee and screeching at things are the solutions to all of life's problems. You should raise children so I can bet on them in an underground children's cockfighting club. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I trained my dragon to be in a Hollywood Movie by making it grow to 100 times its original size, be 1000% more intimidating, change colour, change shape, grow some teeth, stop talking... ...Say, this movie is NOTHING LIKE the book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I trained my dragon to be housebroken and I also trained it to lit the tinder in fireplace in exchange for a mouse treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Faust said: I trained my dragon to be in a Hollywood Movie by making it grow to 100 times its original size, be 1000% more intimidating, change colour, change shape, grow some teeth, stop talking... ...Say, this movie is NOTHING LIKE the book! Book toothless is best toothless. I already have a dragon. Her name is lady Salmacis. Shoulder dragons are bred to be friendly so it's fine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I train Caledonian's dragon to bite fingers by smearing a rubber glove in peanut butter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Every time your dragon is naughty, say 'Bad dragon (tm)!' It will cringe at your furry references and reform its behaviour. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I trained my dragon for for use as a strategic high altitude bomber by getting him to pick up rocks and drop them on targets from 40000 feet up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 23 hours ago, DrGravitas said: I trained my dragon to play fetch by loading a villager into a catapult and giving him a treat when he brought him back alive! How the hell did you fire a villager out of a catapult and expect the dragon to bring him back alive?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 16, 2017 Author Share Posted February 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: How the hell did you fire a villager out of a catapult and expect the dragon to bring him back alive?! Lots of padding. Originally I was hoping for more of a mid-air catch, but training that was a real drain on my villager supply. To the dragon's credit, he did get the hang of the mid-air catch, but he generally then proceeded to treat the villager as the tasty treat. Figured that last one out real quick. OT: I trained my dragon to light a fireplace by snapping my fingers and tossing a small wooden knight into the fireplace. He does it to just a snap and a point now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I trained my dragon to poop on my neighbour's house. Not that I'm being vindictive, it was just easier than training him not to poop on mine. It mostly involved switching the mailboxes around whenever he started whining and crossing his legs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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