StrangerCoug Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Complain to the previous poster that something he or she did or did not do has somehow inconvenienced you. Some examples:I ordered a computer from you 2½ years ago. How come it hasn't shipped yet?I bought an Xbox One from you this morning and it caught fire the moment I plugged it in. I demand a refund.I got food poisoning from the food I ate at your restaurant last night.Note that my examples assume that the previous poster operates some sort of business. The actual posts don't have to, though.Next poster, what is your complaint about me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop and you never did it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 I gave you three chickens back in 1946 and they're still standing around in the cold without a home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 This chicken is too sexy and makes my husband uncomfortable. he has become jealous of the chicken. i demand a fucking refund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Your husband is a nuisance and needs to be kept on a leash! Edited October 24, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You sold me this leash, saying it would survive anything I throw at it, but it didn't survive pulling a semi. I demand a new truck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Well, since the leash broke, all you're getting is a stronger leash! Which should be mandatory for foxes, in any event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 15 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: Well, since the leash broke, all you're getting is a stronger leash! Which should be mandatory for foxes, in any event. The reply I received is gross. I demand a new reply! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Your complaint has been received, filed, and is being processed. Please expect 3-6 months for processing while I complain about you calling my complaint department to complain about replies received from the complaint department. (Seriously, though, I have no idea how the rules of this game work.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 You fucking suck at this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 You were a hypocrite, I do not approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Your rabbit ears are totally failing to make my Television reception ANY better! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 No one posted a week after you did. You like totally killed this thread omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I actually forgot that a week passed after I posted here. You reminded me I've no memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Since you have a complaint, you obviously don't feel well at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 There is an error in the section of 58C of the official complaint application (ID: 256N) you have submitted. The reason for error being is that the applicant left the section blank. Your application is null and void and has been terminated, shredded and finally, incinerated. Next time, please read every 136 pages carefully and fill all necessary info so that the poor employees here don't have to read dozens of pages of info only to be met with this. With regards Bureau of mundane things 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I find your bureau's name to be lackluster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I find your lack of faith disturbing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 The waiting times in your office are far too long! I had a 1:00 appointment, and had to wait till three. Also, you need more magazines, aside from old copies of Reader's Digest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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