#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Which way do you put the roll on?Over? Under? Some other way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I don't have a holder nor need one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 I don't have a holder nor need one.There's a poll option for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Wow uhh... What do you mean, "normal"? Are you suggesting any other methods are abnormal? That's a bit problematic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Yeah but I like being more open about my toilet habits. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisek Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Wow uhh... What do you mean, "normal"? Are you suggesting any other methods are abnormal? That's a bit problematic. You're right, it should be "correct" in parenthesis instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Those who put the roll on "Under" are HORRIBLE people. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I broke the holder. So I just keep it in my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Also since we're on the topic, let's talk about how we wipe. I like to carefully fold my toilet paper and go from front to back. Does a perfect job everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 You're right, it should be "correct" in parenthesis instead.What makes *your* way the correct way? So other people's choices are just "incorrect" and "abnormal" to you? Wow , could you be any more insensitive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Wow uhh... What do you mean, "normal"? Are you suggesting any other methods are abnormal? That's a bit problematic. I proudly "roll shame" people who do it any other way. People who "roll identity" as under are just strange. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 omg, shitlord alert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Also since we're on the topic, let's talk about how we wipe. I like to carefully fold my toilet paper and go from front to back. Does a perfect job everytime. Toilet paper origami is for tight asses. You need to chill bruh. What makes *your* way the correct way? So other people's choices are just "incorrect" and "abnormal" to you? Wow , could you be any more insensitive?Yes, I could also call you a faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Are you dildos seriously getting into a debate about the wrong way to roll toilet paper?Nothing is to sacred in this culture I'll tall ya whut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Are you dildos seriously getting into a debate about the wrong way to roll toilet paper?Nothing is to sacred in this culture I'll tall ya whut. There is only one right way. In the middle east they chop your hand off if you put the roll on the wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 'Over', because I am a God-fearing American with traditional conservative values in line with the Founding Fathers, and not some pinko commie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) 'Over', because I am a God-fearing American with traditional conservative values in line with the Founding Fathers, and not some pinko commie.I heard a rumour communists put the roll under then they stuff the toilet paper in their mouth instead of their ass and then they slice the turd up with a hammer and sickle. Edited November 23, 2015 by #00Buck 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 There is only one right way. In the middle east they chop your hand off if you put the roll on the wrong way. We are not the middle east. We are a progressive society and we accept people's choices. We don't shame them for it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 We are not the middle east. We are a progressive society and we accept people's choices. We don't shame them for it!!Roll shaming is a good thing. If you wipe improperly you are stoned to death with dried poops. It's shitia law. All praise be unto the mighty porcelain throne. Worship at the bowl you pleb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Toilet paper is for poors, I use cashmere hand towels. Keeps my anus free from micro-abrasions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Toilet paper is for poors, I use cashmere hand towels. Keeps my anus free from micro-abrasions.Get your privileged sparkly butt out of here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Normal roll position of the master race is in the lead. Perfect for a sheizer dur furher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Toilet paper is for poors, I use cashmere hand towels. Keeps my anus free from micro-abrasions.So what are you trying to say? That you have a golden anus or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 What is sideways does one just stab the toilet paper through all its layers, through the tube, and through the other layer and just rip torn off pieces from that uselessly attached toilet paper? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Whenever I go into a house and see "under" my first reaction is to curse them out :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 So what are you trying to say? That you have a golden anus or something? He mentioned micro abrasions. He might have macro abrasions. Some people like to cut themselves...On the inside of their ass hole. What is sideways does one just stab the toilet paper through all its layers, through the tube, and through the other layer and just rip torn off pieces from that uselessly attached toilet paper?There are holders that are vertical. Pretty rare though. It exists so it is a poll option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Whenever I go into a house and see "under" my first reaction is to curse them out :VWhen I go into a home and I see their toilet paper "under" I change it to its PROPER "over" position. Edited November 23, 2015 by Vaer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I heard a rumour communists put the roll under then they stuff the toilet paper in their mouth instead of their ass and then they slice the turd up with a hammer and sickle. Sounds about right. When I was at Church last Sunday, like a true red-blooded American, the Minister told me some of those reds crap out snakes and release them in playgrounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 When I go into a home and I see their toilet paper "under" I change it to its PROPER "over" position.You do a great service... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 You do a great service... One is glad to be of service. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Filthy barbarians the lot of you. I have a bidet.I have toilet paper merely as decoration and for guests too incompetent to operate the 3 seashells. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaedal Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Filthy barbarians the lot of you. I have a bidet.I have toilet paper merely as decoration and for guests too incompetent to operate the 3 seashells.Hey everyone, we found the blue-blood! Over > * 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 I jus' wash my ass in the ocean.It is an ocean of jizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Anybody here got die-a-ree-hah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 He doesn't know how to use the three seashells! What an idiot! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Filthy barbarians the lot of you. I have a bidet.I have toilet paper merely as decoration and for guests too incompetent to operate the 3 seashells.He doesn't know how to use the three seashells! What an idiot!What movie was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 What movie was that? Demolition Man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Demolition Man.He used paper anyways. From the swear machine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Apparently "under" is useful in households with cats that attack the toilet paper roll because if they hit it from the exposed (and thus more likely) side it just spins around instead of giving them what they want. I have not had such a problem with my brats, so I get to have my paper the way I like it.What really irks me is when people go out of their way to change the paper to "under". One of the people I worked with kept changing the paper to "under" whenever she worked and I'd change it back, but then she'd change it again and again. Never did take the hint. >< Luckily, she doesn't work with any of my same clients anymore, so I don't have to deal with it. Normally I don't make much of a fuss and didn't at the first place we both worked at, but because of the position of the latest client's holder it's more difficult to get a proper piece of paper if you have the damn thing set to "under". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I have it roll over because I'm not a fucking savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 This thread is interesting in that it shows that the majority of you homos like your toilet roll the "normal" way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 My rock hard penis holds my toilet paper roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 My rock hard penis holds my toilet paper roll.Yes but is the paper over, under, or vertical? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Just go outside and use the hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Yes but is the paper over, under, or vertical?OFC IT'S VERTICAL YOU TOOL... DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW PENIS WORKS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 OFC IT'S VERTICAL YOU TOOL... DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW PENIS WORKS?It depends on the position of your body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 It depends on the position of your body. OK.. I'll take a shit sideways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I particularly like how, as of this moment, "Under" is rocking a 0% score with no votes whatsoever. This tells me that some of y'all are dirty, filthy liars. You might as well come out and be truthful now. It'll be easier on you in the long run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 24, 2015 Author Share Posted November 24, 2015 I love how many retards are so uncoordinated that broke the thing that holds the toilet paper roll. Are you having a seizure while you wipe your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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