Troj Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) There are bad movies, and then there are bad movies FOR CHILDREN. I'd love to hold a riffing party with this flaming pile of garbage as the main centerpiece. Plot: Giant orange anthro cat lives in the L.A. suburbs with his human dad (film director, producer, screenwriter, and former male stripper Derek Savage) and cat mother, and helps his kid friends cope with a small, fat, androgynous bully who sends people mean anonymous text messages, spraypaints people's for sale signs, and plans to flash a gun at school in order to steal people's lunch money. Co-starring Vivica A. "Sharknado" Fox and Erik "There He Is" Estrada. Through this video, kids will learn valuable lessons like: Always open strange text messages, because maybe you won money Don't run in the street (unless you're Cool Cat, and then ride like the motherfucking wind, Bullseye.) If you see a gun, witness a crime, or encounter a bully, tell an adult. That adult will then blithely comment on what's going on without intervening, or will inform everyone *but* the police or school authorities. If a classmate has a gun, run TOWARDS the action! Green screens work just like holodecks Starsky and Hutch's car is way cooler than the Mystery Machine Anything becomes cool if you say the word "cool" enough. Bullies can be identified by their fatness and their conspicuous lack of friends. Kids who spraypaint mailboxes just didn't get enough love. Hats off to Your Movie Sucks for a hysterical joke about furries: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C67thOEtVNQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY6H3_d61zc Edited December 18, 2015 by Troj 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'm not even going to view that. I don't want that to affect my "recommended" section. I was already forced to view enough horrible videos today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 38 minutes ago, Recel said: I don't want that to affect my "recommended" section. I made the mistake of watching (a bit) of it, and now it wont leave my recommended section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I find a lot of value in Cool Cat Learns Fair Use. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I'm not sure what I'm watching but I stopped watching it after 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 1 minute ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: I'm not sure what I'm watching but I stopped watching it after 30 seconds. aw man, it gets really interesting after a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) Tsk tsk tsk, you shoulda been around for FRETV :V Edited December 19, 2015 by DevilishlyHandsome49 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Just now, phaolfal said: aw man, it gets really interesting after a while... But it's just about a book about a cat? what's so interesting about cats with clothes on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaolfal Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I don't know, I just like its reviewed I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 FURRY FILM INDUSTRY FTW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I like the enthusiasm and energy in the actor's voice, but most of the time it sounds like he's making up his lines on the fly. Or can't remember them. Or something. This was quite the train wreck indeed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 I heard Mr. Savage was trying to get this and others pulled for "Stealing" his work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 3 minutes ago, Zeke said: I heard Mr. Savage was trying to get this and others pulled for "Stealing" his work. Yes indeed; that's why I linked to Cool Cat Learns About Fair Use up above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) 8 hours ago, DevilishlyHandsome49 said: Tsk tsk tsk, you shoulda been around for FRETV :V FRETV is always an unique experience to remember. Edited December 19, 2015 by Revates 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) 11 hours ago, Zeke said: I heard Mr. Savage was trying to get this and others pulled for "Stealing" his work. I'd be lying if I said I didn't savor the irony of a guy who produced books and educational films about bullying morphing into a bully himself in the face of criticism. Getting into a flamewar with I Hate Everything increased the negative visibility of Cool Cat tenfold. Geeks who probably would've otherwise rolled out the ironic red carpet for Derek Savage now think he's a dick as a result of this online slappy fight. At least we got a COOL DANCE JAM out of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJXVIFK8LCg Edited December 19, 2015 by Troj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 The Cool Cat videos are fucking legendary and everyone in this shit fandom should experience them in all their glory at least once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recel Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 2 hours ago, Kaizy said: The Cool Cat videos are fucking legendary and everyone in this shit fandom should experience them in all their glory at least once. I'll still pass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 Never watch sober. Not even once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 The Room is still an unparalleled masterpiece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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