Kosha Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 So you know in cheesy action movies when the beefy male protagonist kills a goon in the most ludicrous way then makes a silly one-liner? This is what this game mirrors. The above poster gives you an item and you have to give a one-liner as if you killed a goon with that item. Example: Joe: A crocodile. Tim: "You're luggage." A bowling pin. Stan: "Strike!" Birdseed. I'll start: A pineapple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 "Justice has been doled out." A coffee mug. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 "Ah, the best part of waking up." A four leaf clover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Your luck just ran out! (I know, I'm not very clover) A spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 "Here comes the airplane, punk!!!" (i gave it my best Eastwoodian attempt: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ympe8sBGMR) A dvd 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 (edited) "The Special Features for tonight are your just desserts and sweet punishment." An atlas. Edited February 23, 2016 by Vaer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Here comes a world of hurt! A bottle of coca cola 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 "You're out, ice cold." A glass of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) It's H-2-Over! A coat hanger Edited March 1, 2016 by Faust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 You've just been aborted post-birth! A meat hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I'm glad we could hook-up. It was a pleasure to meat you! A giant, novelty fortune cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 "YOUR FORTUNE READS: I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU DEAD, WITH A GUN." A tall, mute Indian. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 "Ol' Kaw-Liga is finally gonna get that kiss!!!" [WHHAAAAAACK!!] A beanie-baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 You've bean terminated, baby! A pea-shooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 "Don't move, or i will shoot you with my pea-ness" A banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyOwlTheFictionCritic Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Time for you to split! An oil lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Bet you wish oil just finish it! 2-Tons of acorns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Are you OAKY under all that? A hot air balloon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Don't act so high and mighty. A Hello Kitty acoustic guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 "Don't fret! Say hello to my kitty friend. She'll help to guitar axe together." A paper bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I've bagged me a baddie! Powerful laxatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 "Shit happens" Lava lamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Bet 'e ain't Lava'n dat! A Nintendo 64 Controller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Now you've been played by power! A Chevy Spark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Environmentally friendly, interpersonally hostile. A tin of baked beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 (edited) Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you- [corpse's bowels release a massive fanfare.] Dildo chainsaw Edited March 7, 2016 by DrGravitas Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 *death metal voice* FIRE UP THE CHAINSAWS! CUT THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF! The mosh pit at a Slayer show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 "You are going to get stepped on at a Slayer mosh pit and it will hurt a lot. You will be in pain for awhile because no one will notice you for a long time. Eventually someone will probably pick you up but it will not be before several shoes have graced your face." A cocker spaniel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 13 hours ago, jcstinks said: "You are going to get stepped on at a Slayer mosh pit and it will hurt a lot. You will be in pain for awhile because no one will notice you for a long time. Eventually someone will probably pick you up but it will not be before several shoes have graced your face." I'd point out what a one-liner is, but the definition's kinda in the name Anyway! Cocker spaniel! Ahem! "Time to put you down, son!" A liquorice bootlace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 This liquorice is laced with death. A water bottle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 dehydration can kill...and so can hydration, apearently a peanut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted March 9, 2016 Author Share Posted March 9, 2016 I hope you don't have allergies. A billiard ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 You've got balls. Chlorine gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 (edited) Mrph mmrnrph mrm murr, mrph mrm mrm murrm! A werewolf skull. Edited March 11, 2016 by DrGravitas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Oh yeah, I'm LYCAN this! (May only work for fans of Underworld) Bellybutton Fluff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Guess he couldn't stomach the smell! A stalagmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 You mite be dead. A popcorn bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosha Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 "Wow, you really kicked the bucket." Old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 You're dead. I SAID YOU'RE DEAD! NO, DEAD, NOT FRED! ... IT'S TUESDAY! HAVE YOU HAD YOUR COCOA? TUESDAY! ...this could take some time. _________________________ New murderous implement: Divine Intervention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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