Toshabi Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 If your tea looks like this It's fake. But this is all I have right now, and its a TRAGEDY! I forgot to bring my new bag of super grade momo oolong tea and I am SUFFERING today. I swear to god, I dont understand how people can be tea drinkers if this is the shit they call "good tea". YEAH, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, YOU POSER COWORKER THAT WORKS ACROSS THE HALL! This is what he calls a good cup of tea. Its seriously comparable to people saying they love coffee when their ideal brew of coffee is 1%coffee 99% vanilla creamer. This is the price I pay for my inability to put a batch of good tea into my car th3 day before. /fickle rant And FYI, if it makes your face scrunch up when that hot, steamy liquid pours into your mouth, you are NOT enjoying it. >:^[ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieono Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Yeah, reminds of that cheap green horseradish goop that stores try to pass off as "Wasabi". How dare they lie so boldly and unapologetically! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 And when you prepare the tea, make sure you pour into a porcelain pan Tea elitists unite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 What's wrong with that cup of tea? Looks ok... ish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 That looks appalling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Fake green tea is the worst, that stuff Lipton sells in bottles looks more like antifreeze. On a positive note, I just had a London Fog at my favorite local place on a cold windy day. So glorious it's downright explicit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishaCat Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Toshabi said: Its seriously comparable to people saying they love coffee when their ideal brew of coffee is 1%coffee 99% vanilla creamer. How do you feel about iced sweet tea with lemon? (tea with ice, sugar, and lemons mixed in to give it a different flavor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 I don't like tea, and neither does tea like me. That looks awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 It's not fake green tea, it's just a cheap variety of leaf they use, which is just using black tea leaves that haven't matured and fermenting it. It has a crappy flavor and it burns if it is steeped at 180 degrees. That, and I think your temp for steeping it is too high. 1 hour ago, Ieono said: Yeah, reminds of that cheap green horseradish goop that stores try to pass off as "Wasabi". How dare they lie so boldly and unapologetically! They could import the root, but it is expensive as shit and very hard to grow in our soil. Those that have succeeded in growing it have to invest a a shit-ton just to get the right pH, the right nitrogen and nitrate levels, and stuff just to have it grow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted March 23, 2016 Author Share Posted March 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Battlechili said: How do you feel about iced sweet tea with lemon? (tea with ice, sugar, and lemons mixed in to give it a different flavor) iced teas are a different monster altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen Glacier Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 That tea.......isn't tea. It looks like Optimus Prime pissed into a cup, threw in some duck poop and brewed it at 50 degrees Farenheit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 It looks like diarrhea in a cup yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Frozen Glacier said: That tea.......isn't tea. It looks like Optimus Prime pissed into a cup, threw in some duck poop and brewed it at 50 degrees Farenheit..... It looks exactly like tea. Regular black tea. But not green tea. Take it from me. I'm that British stereotype who drinks nothing but tea all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 That's why I avoid most of the stuff that comes in tea bags, even the "good" stuff is pretty cheap. Loose leaf tea is the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flake Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I drink that stuff all the time How do I become less of a pleb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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