PastryOfApathy Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Seeing as we're all bunch of weirdos who jerk our collective peepees to animal people, we share a special bond with our animal brethren. As such it is our sacred duty to bring to light the grave injustices of the human race against the animal kingdom, and stop our evil barbaric ways... Every day, thousands upon thousands of lobsters are MURDERED by uncaring, evil humans simply to eat them and their babies. Not for good or evil, but because the Olive Garden was closed and the only place nearby was the local Red Lobster. We cannot allow these crimes continue on. Furends, we must band together and stop this large-scale lobster inquisition from claiming more innocent lives... IT'S NOT FOOD IT'S VIOLENCE!!! IF YOU WANT SOME PEACE, LET THE LOBSTER TORTURE CEASE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I'm sorry but identifying with canines and vulpines means that if I neglect all forms of meat then I will offend my animal brethren, so I'm going to go buy a whole bunch right now and eat it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtrekkie Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 But lobsters are scorpion mermaids. Oh my gosh we eat scorpion mermaids. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 ...that is cringey as fuck. And lobsters need to stop being delicious first 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 to be fair tho who the fuck can afford to eat lobster anyone who's that bourgeois has to be morally dubious to be tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I only acknowledge animals with fur and scales. Crustaceans, insects and tasty things don't count. Plus suffering tastes so good with butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 At first I thought it was trolling and a joke. Nope. Next time they should eat the protesters. 2 minutes ago, Another Ampers& said: to be fair tho who the fuck can afford to eat lobster anyone who's that bourgeois has to be morally dubious to be tbh Me. Plus I'm not even part of the fabulous 1%. Also bottom feeders are gross and deserve to die and be eaten along with anything else that lives in salt water. Ugh! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Another Ampers& said: to be fair tho who the fuck can afford to eat lobster anyone who's that bourgeois has to be morally dubious to be tbh Well in the majority of the US, lobster is generally reserved for planned-in-advance special occasions. Things like communions, anniversaries, holidays and the kinda thing. Also around here we have a lot of lobster fishers so it's a little bit cheaper (except in Boston where it's 10x as expensive for some reason) and helps support the local economy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, PastryOfApathy said: Well, in the majority of the US lobster is generally the kinda thing reserved for planned-in-advance special occasions. Things like communions, anniversaries, holidays and the kinda thing. Also around here we have a lot of lobster fishers so it's a little bit cheaper (except in Boston where it's 10x as expensive for some reason) and helps support the local economy. My friends on the east coast all eat it and they are poor. They just happen to live by the water is all. It isn't a "rich person food" and it used to be exclusively for poor people back in the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I really am impressed not just by how many furries aren't animal rights supporters, but by how many furries also make fun of vegetarians and animal rights activists. (come at me) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: Historically speaking lobster was the food of the poor. It's only been in the past 150 years that lobster has really become a food for the rich. Quoted for truth and it is still for poor people on the Canadian east coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Why can't they dress up as naked fox women like the Finnish protesters? I guess naked lobster women would be more situation appropriate and look more like some eldritch horrorshow, but still. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Me. this was literally my point though Just now, 6tails said: Historically speaking lobster was the food of the poor. It's only been in the past 150 years that lobster has really become a food for the rich. I'll try to keep that in mind if I'm ever in a position to judge the moral character of a 151 y/o prole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Another Ampers& said: this was literally my point though Well if I'm going to live up to my bourgeois reputation I'll have to stop being nice to poor people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, #00Buck said: My friends on the east coast all eat it and they are poor. They just happen to live by the water is all. It isn't a "rich person food" and it used to be exclusively for poor people back in the day. That's why I said the majority of the US. Most people don't live in Maine, which is good since if they did they would probably kill themselves since Maine is fucking horrible unless it's the summer and you're rich or on vacation. Seriously how has Stephen King not died yet? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, #00Buck said: Well if I'm going to live up to my bourgeois reputation I'll have to stop being nice to poor people. does reneging your support of an entire social class over a single forum comment not seem fairweather to you u3u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, PastryOfApathy said: That's why I said the majority of the US. Most people don't live in Maine, which is good since if they did they would probably kill themselves since Maine is fucking horrible unless it's the summer and you're rich or on vacation. Seriously how has Stephen King not died yet? Lobster Torture = Straight Torture Son 2 minutes ago, Another Ampers& said: does reneging your support of an entire social class over a single forum comment not seem fairweather to you u3u I have to do it. I'm bourgeois. Now what am I going to do with this $50 McDonalds gift card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 17 minutes ago, Another Ampers& said: to be fair tho who the fuck can afford to eat lobster anyone who's that bourgeois has to be morally dubious to be tbh I had a friend who lived in the caribbean and could get like, twenty pounds of lobster from a local fisherman for fifteen dollars. Its mostly expensive cuz seafood doesn't keep very well that far from the shores 'n stuffs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: That's why I said the majority of the US. Most people don't live in Maine, which is good since if they did they would probably kill themselves since Maine is fucking horrible unless it's the summer and you're rich or on vacation. Seriously how has Stephen King not died yet? Yo fam I got yo new G ride. G's up hoes down in yo Lobster ass town!!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, 6tails said: Because none of these women could pull it off. Am fox, can testify. 6tails...I've seen you with your shirt off. You can not pull that shit off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuujou Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 They could be boycotting Red Lobster instead. Not for any political reason. Just because it's shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: Yo fam I got yo new G ride. G's up hoes down in yo Lobster ass town!!! me irl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Lobster Cat Torture!!! Prepare to feel conflicted or aroused your choice. Ghetto tier plebs need not apply. You can't afford this much crustacean. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, #00Buck said: I have to do it. I'm bourgeois. Now what am I going to do with this $50 McDonalds gift card? are you... bribing me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, PastryOfApathy said: 6tails...I've seen you with your shirt off. You can not pull that shit off. I could... but I'd rather be in a cat suit >w> 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Lobster Cat Torture!!! Prepare to feel conflicted or aroused your choice. Ghetto tier plebs need not apply. You can't afford this much crustacean. As a cat, we are entitled to poke da fishy. (Or crustacean) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, Another Ampers& said: are you... bribing me? It's just sitting here on my desk. I guess I'll just use it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, Enigma said: As a cat, we are entitled to poke da fishy. (Or crustacean) As long as you do not cross the agenda of #basslivesmatter. Anti-bass brutality has to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Ampers& Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: It's just sitting here on my desk. I guess I'll just use it myself. you want me to beg for it again and whine don't you u_u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, #00Buck said: As long as you do not cross the agenda of #basslivesmatter. Anti-bass brutality has to stop. We won't hurt your kind. Just poke your corpses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Enigma said: I could... but I'd rather be in a cat suit >w> gay 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: As if the bourgeois would ever bribe the poor when they could bribe someone in a higher position of authority. Cheers! A haughty quip if I've ever heard one my good sir. You are a true rapscallion. 8 minutes ago, Another Ampers& said: you want me to beg for it again and whine don't you u_u Is this how you see me in the bourgeois vs. poor relationship? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Lobsters are also cannibals. Lobsters eating humans. It'll happen, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, 6tails said: Would it have strategically-placed holes? Non-strategcially placed holes are hotter!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Non-strategcially placed holes are hotter!!! Improvised holes are the way to go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, 6tails said: Would it have strategically-placed holes? Yes 7 minutes ago, #00Buck said: Non-strategcially placed holes are hotter!!! Also yes 1 minute ago, pothocket said: Improvised holes are the way to go. Might as well be naked 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, Enigma said: Might as well be naked Or bring a knife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Off to the red lantern with you bunch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 10 hours ago, pothocket said: Off to the red lantern with you bunch. No! Off to the Red Lobster with you bunch! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Mmmmm... old-school spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socketosis Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I've come to feel bad for lobsters after that one Simpsons episode where Homer had one as a pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 What's the best or most humane way to dispatch a lobster before preparing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, 6tails said: Flash freeze. had to look it up Quote The taste of frozen lobster often changes as lipid components oxidize over time, according to Alfred Bushway of the university's Department of Food Science. By injecting the lobsters with antioxidants, he said the scientists were able to delay that breakdown and extend the frozen lobsters' shelf-life. The group also injected the lobster with sugar-based compounds designed to preserve the meat's texture and keep ice crystals from forming, according to the patent application. this kinda sounds expensive, plus there's a lot of stuff being injected which tbh doesn't always bother me. oh well, lobster is pretty expensive in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I always thought that the best way to dispatch lobster was to split the head and torso in half in one cut, cause once the lobster is dead isn't there a strict limit on time for preparing it? something to do with the liver poisoning the meat, idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Another Ampers& said: this was literally my point though I'll try to keep that in mind if I'm ever in a position to judge the moral character of a 151 y/o prole You can't afford a 35 dollar lobster dish every now and then? Do you also live with your mom and not have a job due to social anxiety and depression? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 hour ago, JegoLego said: What's the best or most humane way to dispatch a lobster before preparing it? Drive by. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JegoLego Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, #00Buck said: Drive by. "Hey man! Wassup? I haven't seen you in a while!"*vrrrrrrrm* "I know man! We should catch up someti--" BRATATATATATAT!!! "OH NO! OH GOD OH GOD THEY GOT LOBSTER LENNY!" And thus it is a tale of woe... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 4 hours ago, Onnes said: Why can't they dress up as naked fox women like the Finnish protesters? I guess naked lobster women would be more situation appropriate and look more like some eldritch horrorshow, but still. I live in Finland and I haven't seen these people. Please direct me to these foxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onnes Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, Sarcastic Coffeecup said: I live in Finland and I haven't seen these people. Please direct me to these foxes. http://www.orangeville.com/news-story/1483589-from-shy-student-to-racy-peta-activist/ This was the least weird reference to it I could find with a quick search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Onnes said: http://www.orangeville.com/news-story/1483589-from-shy-student-to-racy-peta-activist/ This was the least weird reference to it I could find with a quick search. Gosh darn finns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastryOfApathy Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Toshabi said: You can't afford a 35 dollar lobster dish every now and then? Do you also live with your mom and not have a job due to social anxiety and depression? ...I honestly can't. Well depending on your definition of "now and then". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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