Summercat Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 You know how it goes. Take the person above you's wish, corrupt how it gets answered, then make a wish of your own: I wish I won the lotto so I could buy FA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissFleece Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 but you turn into a digimon I wish there were more lesbians in my area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted, but all of them are either the absolute opposite of what you find attractive, or vice versa. I wish I lived in a country with more, active furries nearby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted, but all of them are either the absolute opposite of what you find attractive, or vice versa. I wish I lived in a country with more, active furries nearby.Granted, but you're now a Mexican living in the Southwest US. I wish there was a place like a revolving sushi bar, but with desserts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted, but you're now a Mexican living in the Southwest US. I wish there was a place like a revolving sushi bar, but with desserts.Granted, but they get shut down when they are sued for poor food handling practices, resulting in many people getting sick.I wish my relationships didn't all end so catastrophically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted. No more relationships for you. I wish PF does well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted. No more relationships for you. I wish PF does well (Pfff, at least be original. That was an obvious answer xP )Granted. But it becomes SO popular that reading posts here is as cancerous as reading youtube comments. I wish I had more spaghetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted but all of your spaghetti are the living offspring of the flying spaghetti monster.I wish to become a fabled monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted but all of your spaghetti are the living offspring of the flying spaghetti monster.I wish to become a fabled monster.Granted, but you are slain by a band of adventurers. I wish for my childhood metabolism to come back so I don't gain weight so easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted, but you must now consume children to maintain the effect.I wish for a cat sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted. I am the Cat and I eat the sandwich.I wish that Gloryhammer and Doyle would come to Ireland on Tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Granted but they tour the country in caskets because they have died. A Nickel back concert is held in tribute. Also burritos cake and cider go extinct.Is coyote so i wish to catch that fukkin roadrunner fuk u bitch u took my air horn I will cut u. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 26, 2015 Author Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted but they tour the country in caskets because they have died. A Nickel back concert is held in tribute. Also burritos cake and cider go extinct.Is coyote so i wish to catch that fukkin roadrunner fuk u bitch u took my air horn I will cut u.You catch it - but it turns out to be an ACME EXPLOSIVE DUMMY. That's lit.I wish it wasn't so hot and muggy at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted but now your work is 30 below Celsius.I wish could see the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summercat Posted September 26, 2015 Author Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted but now your work is 30 below Celsius.I wish could see the future.Granted, but you only see the next 3 seconds.I wish I was an anthro otter and could live my life normally without any legal issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted, but you only see the next 3 seconds.I wish I was an anthro otter and could live my life normally without any legal issues.Granted, but your shot by a redneck who mistook you for a wild animal.I wish I was the leader of my sergal clan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Granted, but your clan is infamous for eating their leaders in order to spread your almighty power to the new blood or some sergal vore shit like thatGimmie waffles Edited September 26, 2015 by Hewge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosCalix Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Denied for not wishing for it. I wish for more genies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Granted, but they picket your house as they go on wish granting strike. I wish I had a castle Edited September 26, 2015 by Rennec missing line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Granted but it- No you know what, I am better than this I ain't making that joke. Your castle burns down due to lack of care. I wish that Snow Leopards around the world consider me their goddess and let me cuddle with them without them harming me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but they start a phony baloney religion and twist what you say to justify killing gays and nonbelievers.I would like a coop full of chickens to raid. Yummy tasty hormone-injected chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but the hormone injected chickens are Arnold Schwarzenegger style chickens terminate you.I wish I had a fluffy bunny to cuddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted. Hope the one from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' works out for you!I wish there was air conditioning in this office.-F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted. But due to a magnetic flux or whatever your office is now in -20C conditions. I wish for a super amazing Burrito filled with all my favourite fillings and is always warm and no one but me can eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted, but it gives you explosive diarrhea. I wish I didn't sign up for calculus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted, you have signed up for Graduate-level Real Analysis on Manifolds. I wish it would rain. Oh and rain water. Normal water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted, but it's raining blood.I wish I had a teleportation device so I can see FenrirDarkWolf in the flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted. You see him "in the flesh" because you teleport into him, causing him to explode into a bloody mess.I wish for Hellen Keller trying to use an escalator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Granted, you'll never hear or see of it. I wish for cuddles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Granted, but you just cuddled a porcupine.I wish I had a good singing voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Granted: it's Mariah Carey'sI wish I was in Dixie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted but your supply is constantly on fire.I wish I could meet Zeus from Greek mythology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 (edited) Congratulations! Your cyborg parts have now been replaced with sausages! Mmh, mmh-Delicious sausages! They be thick ones, too! Enjoy!I wish I had the magical powers of the moon Edited October 2, 2015 by Hewge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted! You now have the ability to remain in orbit around the earth - which you already had - and everywhere you go, the tide comes in, which makes it impossible for you to sunbathe.I wish my country had an honest, effective and genuinely useful government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell_Charm Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, however, some kinda of wacko terrorist storms in on a conference and shoots them all.I wish I could instantly become pro in anything I desire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, but everyone else becomes better at everything than you.I wish for the hurricane to hit my area so I get a day off of work. But I would also like the power and Internet to stay on si that I may play video games like a sadlife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleNeon Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, the hurricane goes straight through your area, and even though internet and power seems to be fine, your house isn't: the roof collapsed.I wish for everything to stay the way it is right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, but since something has to change in order to grant the wish, the resulting paradox destroys the universe.I wish I had the universe back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted. You're dead. You get all the sleep you want now.I wish for ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyleNeon Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Granted, you will now have all the ice cream, and even better: it's always ice cold!But wait... something ain't right?Thats right! You're stuck on the northpole, and you ain't going anywhere anytime soon! So yeah, I wish that these headaches, stomachaches etc I've been getting lately would go away and not come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted. You go numb.I wish for the actual FAF to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted. Have fun with your flash flood.I wish to stop feeling so lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Say hello to your new pet rock!I wish for a delicious lunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) Granted it is a roadkill smoothie I am quite jealous if u don't finish it i will take it looks delicious to me.I would like a roadkill smoothie now. Edited October 3, 2015 by Zop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted. It's poisoned.I wish for, uhh... I don't know. The new paint smell to go away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted but now it smells like burned flesh. I wish I could meet one of the monke martial arts pranksters from Chinese lore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Granted. The prankster kills you.I wish for caffeine, preferably in the form of a couple of pills of No-Doz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) Granted. The prankster kills you.I wish for caffeine, preferably in the form of a couple of pills of No-Doz.I bet it was glorious and by glorious I me horribly one sided and rather humiliating.Granted but caffeine now puts you to sleep. I wish for more wishes. Edited October 3, 2015 by Rennec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangerCoug Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 (edited) Denied. You heard the genie.I wish Rennec remembered to wish. Edited October 3, 2015 by StrangerCoug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennec Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I wish Rennec remembered to wish.granted but he posted it in a edit >.<I wish I wasn't so trigger happy on posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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