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Granted, but all of them are either the absolute opposite of what you find attractive, or vice versa.

 

I wish I lived in a country with more, active furries nearby.

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Granted, but all of them are either the absolute opposite of what you find attractive, or vice versa.

 

I wish I lived in a country with more, active furries nearby.

Granted, but you're now a Mexican living in the Southwest US. 

I wish there was a place like a revolving sushi bar, but with desserts.

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Granted, but you're now a Mexican living in the Southwest US. 

I wish there was a place like a revolving sushi bar, but with desserts.

Granted, but they get shut down when they are sued for poor food handling practices, resulting in many people getting sick.

I wish my relationships didn't all end so catastrophically.

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Granted. No more relationships for you.

 

I wish PF does well 

(Pfff, at least be original. That was an obvious answer xP )

Granted. But it becomes SO popular that reading posts here is as cancerous as reading youtube comments.

 

I wish I had more spaghetti.

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Granted but all of your spaghetti are the living offspring of the flying spaghetti monster.

I wish to become a fabled monster.

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Granted but all of your spaghetti are the living offspring of the flying spaghetti monster.

I wish to become a fabled monster.

Granted, but you are slain by a band of adventurers.

I wish for my childhood metabolism to come back so I don't gain weight so easily.

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Granted, but you must now consume children to maintain the effect.

I wish for a cat sandwich.

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Granted but they tour the country in caskets because they have died. A Nickel back concert is held in tribute. Also burritos cake and cider go extinct.

Is coyote so i wish to catch that fukkin roadrunner fuk u bitch u took my air horn I will cut u.

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Granted but they tour the country in caskets because they have died. A Nickel back concert is held in tribute. Also burritos cake and cider go extinct.

Is coyote so i wish to catch that fukkin roadrunner fuk u bitch u took my air horn I will cut u.

You catch it - but it turns out to be an ACME EXPLOSIVE DUMMY. That's lit.

I wish it wasn't so hot and muggy at work.

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Granted but now your work is 30 below Celsius.

I wish could see the future.

Granted, but you only see the next 3 seconds.

I wish I was an anthro otter and could live my life normally without any legal issues.

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Granted, but you only see the next 3 seconds.

I wish I was an anthro otter and could live my life normally without any legal issues.

Granted, but your shot by a redneck who mistook you for a wild animal.

I wish I was the leader of my sergal clan.

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Granted, but your clan is infamous for eating their leaders in order to spread your almighty power to the new blood or some sergal vore shit like that

Gimmie waffles

Edited by Hewge

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Granted, but they picket your house as they go on wish granting strike.

 

I wish I had a castle

Edited by Rennec
missing line

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Granted but it- No you know what, I am better than this I ain't making that joke.

 

Your castle burns down due to lack of care.

 

I wish that Snow Leopards around the world consider me their goddess and let me cuddle with them without them harming me.

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Granted, but they start a phony baloney religion and twist what you say to justify killing gays and nonbelievers.

I would like a coop full of chickens to raid. Yummy tasty hormone-injected chickens.

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Granted, but the hormone injected chickens are Arnold Schwarzenegger style chickens terminate you.

I wish I had a fluffy bunny to cuddle.

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Granted. Hope the one from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' works out for you!

I wish there was air conditioning in this office.

-F

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Granted. But due to a magnetic flux or whatever your office is now in -20C conditions.

 

I wish for a super amazing Burrito filled with all my favourite fillings and is always warm and no one but me can eat it.

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Granted, you have signed up for Graduate-level Real Analysis on Manifolds. 

I wish it would rain. Oh and rain water. Normal water.

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Granted. You see him "in the flesh" because you teleport into him, causing him to explode into a bloody mess.

I wish for Hellen Keller trying to use an escalator.

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Granted but your supply is constantly on fire.

I wish I could meet Zeus from Greek mythology 

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Congratulations! Your cyborg parts have now been replaced with sausages!  Mmh, mmh-Delicious sausages! They be thick ones, too! Enjoy!

I wish I had the magical powers of the moon

Edited by Hewge

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Granted! You now have the ability to remain in orbit around the earth - which you already had - and everywhere you go, the tide comes in, which makes it impossible for you to sunbathe.

I wish my country had an honest, effective and genuinely useful government.

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Granted, but everyone else becomes better at everything than you.

I wish for the hurricane to hit my area so I get a day off of work. But I would also like the power and Internet to stay on si that I may play video games like a sadlife.

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Granted, the hurricane goes straight through your area, and even though internet and power seems to be fine, your house isn't: the roof collapsed.

I wish for everything to stay the way it is right now.

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Granted, but since something has to change in order to grant the wish, the resulting paradox destroys the universe.

I wish I had the universe back.

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Granted, you will now have all the ice cream, and even better: it's always ice cold!

But wait... something ain't right?

Thats right! You're stuck on the northpole, and you ain't going anywhere anytime soon!

 

So yeah, I wish that these headaches, stomachaches etc I've been getting lately would go away and not come back.

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Granted it is a roadkill smoothie I am quite jealous if u don't finish it i will take it looks delicious to me.

I would like a roadkill smoothie now.

Edited by Zop

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Granted but now it smells like burned flesh.

 

I wish I could meet one of the monke martial arts pranksters from Chinese lore.

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Granted. The prankster kills you.

I wish for caffeine, preferably in the form of a couple of pills of No-Doz.

I bet it was glorious and by glorious I me horribly one sided and rather humiliating.

Granted but caffeine now puts you to sleep.

 

I wish for more wishes.

Edited by Rennec

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I wish Rennec remembered to wish.

granted but he posted it in a edit >.<

I wish I wasn't so trigger happy on posting

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