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Granted, but all of them are either the absolute opposite of what you find attractive, or vice versa.

 

I wish I lived in a country with more, active furries nearby.

Granted, but you're now a Mexican living in the Southwest US. 

I wish there was a place like a revolving sushi bar, but with desserts.

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Granted, but you're now a Mexican living in the Southwest US. 

I wish there was a place like a revolving sushi bar, but with desserts.

Granted, but they get shut down when they are sued for poor food handling practices, resulting in many people getting sick.

I wish my relationships didn't all end so catastrophically.

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Granted but they tour the country in caskets because they have died. A Nickel back concert is held in tribute. Also burritos cake and cider go extinct.

Is coyote so i wish to catch that fukkin roadrunner fuk u bitch u took my air horn I will cut u.

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Granted but they tour the country in caskets because they have died. A Nickel back concert is held in tribute. Also burritos cake and cider go extinct.

Is coyote so i wish to catch that fukkin roadrunner fuk u bitch u took my air horn I will cut u.

You catch it - but it turns out to be an ACME EXPLOSIVE DUMMY. That's lit.

I wish it wasn't so hot and muggy at work.

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Granted, but you only see the next 3 seconds.

I wish I was an anthro otter and could live my life normally without any legal issues.

Granted, but your shot by a redneck who mistook you for a wild animal.

I wish I was the leader of my sergal clan.

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Granted! You now have the ability to remain in orbit around the earth - which you already had - and everywhere you go, the tide comes in, which makes it impossible for you to sunbathe.

I wish my country had an honest, effective and genuinely useful government.

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Granted, but everyone else becomes better at everything than you.

I wish for the hurricane to hit my area so I get a day off of work. But I would also like the power and Internet to stay on si that I may play video games like a sadlife.

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Granted, you will now have all the ice cream, and even better: it's always ice cold!

But wait... something ain't right?

Thats right! You're stuck on the northpole, and you ain't going anywhere anytime soon!

 

So yeah, I wish that these headaches, stomachaches etc I've been getting lately would go away and not come back.

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Granted. The prankster kills you.

I wish for caffeine, preferably in the form of a couple of pills of No-Doz.

I bet it was glorious and by glorious I me horribly one sided and rather humiliating.

Granted but caffeine now puts you to sleep.

 

I wish for more wishes.

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