DrGravitas Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Granted, you should have wished for physical displacement as well, as you are now floating in space due to the motion of the planets, the galaxy, and much more during the interceding 2 days. I wish I had a Fennec that liked to cuddle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Granted! You rescue a very cute little fennec from a lab, where they had been performing some kind of experiments on him, and he is so happy to be free, and just loves to cuddle. But each week, he doubles in size. One morning, you are found smothered beneath a 2,000 pound, but very cuddly fennec. I wish everyone in the armed forces (Army, navy, air force, &c.) had to wear fursuits as uniforms, with the goal of trying to be cuter than the enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Granted. Here's their new fursuit uniforms: Additionally, fighting in fursuit turns out to be quite difficult, so the military suffers repeated defeats leading to the occupation of your country. The furry fandom is seen as an extension of the army by the invaders, so it is outlawed and anyone found with furry paraphernalia is dealt with ruthlessly as a rebel militant. I wish that my job wasn't so boring. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Granted! You are now a guard in an all fur-suited (inmates and staff), all furry prison, where all the prisoners have pit-pull fursonas, and you are a poodle. Life quickly becomes interesting. I wish dogs could fly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proper noun Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Dogs can "Fly" but its more like floating, but they can't stop. They all die because lack of oxygen. I wish my cats would stop eating the spiders in my room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Granted. Spiders take over your room and you can not enter it due to all the thick cobwebs and giant mutated spiders. I wish I had enough money to live a comfortable, first world, life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Granted! You now live on Mercury, the first world in the solar system. I wish that the cute moth in Noun's signature was the size of a terrier and my pet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Granted! But it's a rare, and sneaky moth, that happens to munch on bats, by sneaking up on them in their sleep. You are awoken by a missing wing. Also, it eats all your sweaters. I wish all bats had long hair, and had to get really tight, curly perms, like Barbara Streisand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Granted, the extra hair comes from shaving Fossa testicles. This is done at the local community college and success rates are not high. I wish I had a tasteful, artistic fox painting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Granted. The local museim.pays you to display it but you are not let into their due to past happenings. Thus you cannot enjoy the painting. I wish my goats will stay healthy and happy, with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Granted. They are as long as they keep eating your furniture I wish for another free day off school/job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Granted! You're arrested in a case of mistaken identity, for a run away prisoner, and spend the day in jail, sorting it all out. You're released after one day, free. I wish my cat could go out and get a high paying job, and bring home a nice, fat paycheck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Granted, they do as a hooker and bring great shame upon you and your family. I wish I were a better conversationalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Granted! You find you're able to converse about any an all subjects with eloquence, and also, to be an engaging listener with great charm, whom everyone likes talking to. The problem is, you can't stop talking so much, and you e\wear out the joints in your jaw, and have to have your mouth wired shut for a year, to allow it to rest. I wish there were some local fur meets to go to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Granted, but they are meetings for the Christian babyfur Nazis for Trump. I wish I had a drumkit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 On 18 August 2016 at 4:53 PM, Fossa-Boy said: Also, it eats all your sweaters. Common misconception - moths don't eat clothing. Moth larvae eat clothing. Yay, edutainment! (Skip me) 3 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: I wish I had a drumkit. Granted! Your next door neighbours wish the noise would go away. I grant that one too, with a contract killer. I wish somebody would prove conclusively that no gods exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Granted! But nobody listens to them, much like facts don't matter in politics, and things continue as they have. I wish I had a solid gold toilet, that also played music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Granted, but robbers break into your home and steal it along with your television, your computer, and your shoes. The pipes leading to the toilet are broken during the burglary, flooding your house. I wish Donald Trump would just leave the presidential campaign. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Granted, but he comes back with a military coup and you can't vote against that. I wish rabbit wasn't so expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Granted! They're very cheap, when bought live, yet also also very crafty, even more so than Bugs Bunny. No matter how many times you fancy a moist, tender, succulent rabbit stew, you always end up worse off and humiliated for the effort. I wish I had some tasty, pan-fried frogs legs, and a nice bottle of white Burgundy to go with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Granted, you have your meal... on display, in a museum. It is now tasteful art representing the futility of life and how delicious death can be. I wish I were more flexible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Granted, you are now an Access card. I wish I legally owned a large quantity of gold - and no dropping it on my head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Granted! You win a Golden Retriever from the local dog kennel; unfortunately, bats are his favorite chew-toy and thing to retrieve. I wish 1,000,000 striped skunks would decide to invade London, England, while the nation slept, spraying anyone and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Granted. Unfortunately that happens while you are having a vacation there and the skunks strangely seem to be attracted to you I wish I regretted nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Granted! But this only because your are a sociopath, who has enslaved and killed entire nations. Even as you are captured and beheaded, you still feel no regrets. I wish the whole world and everything in it were soft, and made of a bouncy material, and there were no guns, and nothing sharp, and nobody could injure or hurt anything, or anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Granted. You bounce uncontrollably I wish for a green moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Granted sulfates and other pollutants are spewed in to the air, tinting the moon green for centuries to come. I wish I had more time in the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Granted. That extra time is the time you spend in a tiny and completely isolated room with absolutely nothing stimulating I wish my shirts wouldn't get so dirty and sweaty so quick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Granted, you now wear sleeveless dresses. I wish I had more monies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted it's Ugandian monies. I wish I could gain more weight...but not like grossly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted. You now weigh more because you have grown double D breasts. I wish I wasn't so restless. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted. Game over man. I wish I had a sexy (foxy) maid that would clean everything just how I liked it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted. It is a literal fox (you had to say foxy, didn't you?), and after it cleans most things to your specifications, it either pees on or chews the object it just cleaned. I wish I was debt free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted, you are now a slave to an Iranian Business Oligarch. I wish I had a pet fox named Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted, they are with you just long enough for you to become emotionally attached before animal-rights activists abduct them. I wish random cities throughout the world would be renamed with furry names and puns (ex. Nottingham -> Knottingham) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Granted. Sadly you are forced to move to Baltimurr. I wish I was surrounded by gorgeous adoring lady fans. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted, but you find you are impotent and like things inside you. I wish I had a cool custom welding helmet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted. But it's welded onto your head, and you can never remove it. It does make for a good conversation starter at parties, only you sound too muffled for anyone to understand, and must ingest all your nourishment though a long, flexible tube. I wish I had an Ebola plushie! (Yes, these exist!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusGear Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted, but it won't stop giving you unsolicited and terrible advice about your love life. I wish I had like 6 red bulls in a big gulp cup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted! But they are actual, miniature red bulls, and as you stare in amazement at the cup, they grow to full size, and stampede through your home, destroying everything. I wish I could climb trees, and jump from branch to branch, with the agility of of a Fossa, IRL, and stretch out, and take a nice long nap, high up on my own peaceful branch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted. You are poached on a fossa reserve. The media has a field day with it, and memes of your death are rampant. I wish I could make everyone genuinely happy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted. Everyone is on SOMA, they become unproductive bums and the society crashes into anarchy I wish for a bottle of Nuka Cola 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted. You die from radiation poisoning. I wish I could fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Enigma said: I wish I could fly! Yo, I know I'm fly as shi-it my man, but y'all wish ya could what, blood? (skip me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai-Fish Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 21 hours ago, Enigma said: Granted. You die from radiation poisoning. I wish I could fly! Granted. But you can only do it once. I wish I had reality manipulating powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Senpai-Fish said: Granted. But you can only do it once. I wish I had reality manipulating powers. I'll be sure to use it wisely. Also.. Granted! Your only reality manipulating powers are to give me the power of flight and the ability to communicate with me telepathically! *Dresses up like Pit* I will call you "Lady Palutena". I wish for one hundred million dollars, after taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted! You receive the money in cash, but to get it home or to the bank safely, must pass though several very dark alleys of mean cartoon bulldogs, as your cat fursona, and you end up losing all your cash in your efforts to save your hide. Meanwhile, several neighborhood dogs have left their backyard dog-houses for Mansions on the Florida coast. I wish there were some fur-meets in my area, and that I had a few furry friends to hang out with, or could find ones that don't some seem scared of 'the city'. (It is odd, but I seem to live in a fur-free zone!) (Washington, DC/Baltimore) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, but there was fear of these cities for good reason. It's not long before furry-exterminators appear to hunt them down and now they have their sights set on you too... I wish my mind didn't go blank so much when it comes to casual conversation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 14 hours ago, DrGravitas said: Granted, but there was fear of these cities for good reason. It's not long before furry-exterminators appear to hunt them down and now they have their sights set on you too... No! Not the Furminators! Ahem. Anyway. Granted! Now your mind goes blank during important conversations instead. I wish for a better job in a nicer place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Granted! Welcome to the Better Company® in the town of Nice. You will be scrubbing floors and live in a hovel. I wish I had more spare time in the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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