Wish Corruptor

[DrGravitas]

Granted, you are falsely imprisoned in a minimum security prison. 3 meals a day, free access to the library/gym with semi-free internet access, zero choice, zero privacy, and little other freedom.

I wish I could create anything I can imagine.

[Enigma]

3 minutes ago, DrGravitas said:

Granted, you are falsely imprisoned in a minimum security prison. 3 meals a day, free access to the library/gym with semi-free internet access, zero choice, zero privacy, and little other freedom.

This sounds like a deployment in the military.

Granted! You have no control over it. Your nightmares are just as real now.

 

I wish I could control time as I please.

[Fossa]

Granted. But you can only control it as well as a 5 year old can control a car the first time they played, 'Grand Theft Auto', and there's a lot of accidents and mishaps, only in this case, they lead to the demise of the earth itself, for which you are blamed. (By who, I'm not sure!)

I wish I was bouncing up and down like bratty little kid on the couch, and having a pillow fight in a friendly Fossa fur-suit with some fur-suited friends, and giggling.

[DrGravitas]

Granted, it's so sickeningly cute that everyone within 30 miles suddenly gets diabetes.

I wish the weekend was normally 3 days instead of 2.

[Astus]

congratulations, now all the activities that were normally on weekdays are now also on the weekend.

I wish to sacrifice myself so that others may live peacefully without ailments

[Fossa]

Granted! Your sacrifice is accepted, and you now become the slave of me---the great and all powerful, pouncy Fossa, and must help me take over the world, among other activities I have planned. Then, we can get to that world peace bit.

I wish I had some furry friends to talk on the phone with...I'm not good at texting, and even chat feels weird; I like to just talk.

 

[DrGravitas]

Granted they all speak painfully slow, have huge pauses, and interrupt you all the time.

I wish I could win the lottery and quit my job by showing up late to a video conference with senior management wearing a classy fursuit.

[Faust]

Granted! Unfortunately it turns that all your senior management are fox hunters and the fursuit is a little bit too convincing. Yoiks! You are torn apart by beagles whilst struggling with a stuck zip.

I wish for a giant statue of myself inscribed with 'Look on my works ye mighty and despair'.

 

[Enigma]

Granted! The statue is put in a bad neighborhood and defaced immediately.

 

I wish I could get a quality fursuit that wasn't too expensive.

[DrGravitas]

Granted! It's slightly used, has a few bite marks, bullet holes, and may be haunted by the previous owner that died in it, but it'll patch up nicely!

I wish I could draw better.

[Fossa]

Granted! You can draw with the utmost skill of any artist on earth, surpassing anyone in the past, but only on the faces of sheer granite cliffs at elevations of over 10,000 feet, and inaccessible by foot. Also, the park rangers do not take kindly to your various and sometimes 'graphic' depictions of 'nature'.

I wish I had an order of crispy fried bat wings, with a nice, spicy dipping sauce.

[Xaende]

Granted. Your order of crispy fried bat wings is ready, but the bats died of white nose syndrome and the dipping sauce is full of guano.

I wish I had a time machine.

[Faust]

Granted. But it'll only work once, and then only so you can go back in time and NOT GIVE ME WHITE NOSE SYNDROME YOU BASTARD!!!

I wish I wasn't so vindictive.

[Fossa]

Granted! You're not vindictive at all, but due to a mutation in the virus, you now transmit E-bola to all those you feed off of, and then, go about feeling guilty over it, though never developing symptoms yourself.

I wish I go back in time and be a bratty teenager whose parents give me whatever I want, and also, let me stay out late, and skip school.

 

[DrGravitas]

Granted, but your temporal displacement is to 1950s, where your strange, renegade ways are seen as communism-related disruptive activities and you are taken to task by law enforcement time and time again and never able to land a job.

I wish people would stop ruining all my tests!

[Snagged]

Granted. They plagiarize them instead and steal all the credit you deserve

I wish my fingers weren't dry

[Fossa]

Granted! They constantly feel as if they covered in Vaseline, and are also so slippery, you're never able to grasp a hold of anything, and you leave oily marks on whatever you touch.

I wish all furries were banned from playing video games for the next ten years, and had to spend 12 hours a day outdoors, learning wilderness survival techniques, and sit around campfires at night, telling stories, and later, retired to their primitive huts, igloos, wig-wams, &c. to have wild sex.

 

[Faust]

11 hours ago, 6tails said:

I wish this grilled cheese had more than just asiago and cheddar.

Granted! Now it has arsenic too.

I wish someone would find a cure for global warming that didn't involve us all having to give up cars, pets and wood products.

[Snagged]

Granted. 

"To reduce the growth of the global warming effect, the UN has unanimously voted for eradication of half of the world's population before a sustainable development can be implemented. This procedure is to curb all the opposition and to reduce overall consumption"

Unfortunately, you are mistakenly put on the list to be executed and you never live to see sustainable development D:

[TheGreatFanatic]

Granted, however, your wish is then deleted from existence, thus knot receiving what you had asked for.

 

I wish I had the money for this.

[Frig]

Granted and gold comes down to 100 dollars and ounce the next day.

I wish for a vacation enlargement.

[Enigma]

Granted. You vacation at the Grand Canyon for 3 minutes. It definitely larger, but isnt longer.

I wish my fridge was always stocked with good foods for me to munch on.

[DrGravitas]

Granted, it is magically stolen from the fridges of poor families.

I wish I lived in a more interesting city.

[Snagged]

Granted. By interesting you must mean that your city is a warzone. Watch yo step. 

I wish for better personal financial stability 

 

[Fossa]

Granted! You're finances remain perfectly stable, and you grow fabulously wealthy, though your mental state rapidly deteriorates such that you have no idea what money is, and a group of relatives snag you and have you committed to the Happy Hills Mental Institute, as they enjoy your fortune.

I wish I could be a jungle-pole dancer, using trees as poles, and attract all the cutest fossa-boys to me.

 

[DrGravitas]

Granted, what happens next belongs in the Red Lantern, but I can assure you that it isn't pretty and they'll be cleaning up the trash for weeks to come.

I wish I had a team of good people to produce all the man little assests and textures I need to build good looking scenes in 3D.

[Fossa]

Granted, they're very knowledgeable and kind, but don't believe in bathing, and use skunk musk as perfume and deodorant, which greatly distracts you from the project at hand. 

I wish there were more furs on this site who enjoyed a good, creative RP, and fewer ones that just made fun of the whole idea of RPs in general.

[Kinharia]

Granted, they keep urging you into awkward Transformation Erotic Role Play though.

 

I wish I was able to make the worlds largest Burrito all by myself!

[Chaosmasterdelta]

Granted, but you fall into depression after relizing that its so big that you can never finish eating it within your lifetime.

I wish to be able to fall asleep instently

[Fossa]

On 9/24/2016 at 1:50 PM, Kinharia said:

Granted, they keep urging you into awkward Transformation Erotic Role Play though.

Oddly, I like those, especially ones that involve latex. Call me weird, but finally a corrupted wish that wasn't corrupted, on account of how warped I am! :V

 

13 hours ago, Chaosmasterdelta said:

I wish to be able to fall asleep instently

Granted!But you have no control over it, and it often happens while driving, or even walking, or during sex.

I wish I knew some fursuiters to hang out with, and also had one, so we could go and scare the tourists down at the inner harbor.

[Feelwell]

Granted, but you can never remove the fursuit, and the fursuiters worship you in some sort of creepy cult.

I wish I found something interesting to do.

[Fossa]

28 minutes ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said:

Granted, but you can never remove the fursuit, and the fursuiters worship you in some sort of creepy cult.

I wish I found something interesting to do.

Granted! But it involves worshipping me in this crazy fursuit I can't get out of!

I wish I could drive again, and have a decent car.

[Khaki]

Granted, you get a mint condition CJ-2A that will serve you well until death, however it is possessed by a machine spirit that will curse you should ever neglect or part with it for another vehicle.

 

I wish to have great skill in the art of fictional story writing.

[Faust]

Granted! You are now a pathological liar.

I wish for a magical sniper bullet that I could throw into the air and have it shoot anyone I name, no matter where they are on earth.

[Fossa]

Granted! But it doesn't kill them, but instead, really stings. It then reveals your exact location and identity, so that they can seek revenge.

I wish all bats had to pass difficult, lengthy tests to get flying licenses, and pay me an annual renewal fee, or face stiff consequences.

 

[DrGravitas]

Granted, they bulldoze all of Madagascar to setup flight schools and runways for bats from around the world to come and train.

I wish I could live out a year as any one of my characters.

[Enigma]

Granted! You are now in your computer and the rendering time is indefinite.

 

I wish I would go wherever I wanted, whenever I wanted.

[Frig]

Granted. But you get into an accident on the way and become paralyzed and you need a middle age male nurse to push you or carry you around wherever you need to go. You still decide at some point you want to go to the Grand Canyon and he carries you down a cliff like a baby but trips and you tumble all the way to the bottom and survive. 

 

I wish for unlimited wishes. 

[DrGravitas]

Granted, all of  them are corrupted and backfire horribly for you.

I wish I had and amazing shower in my home.

[Snagged]

Granted but all the liquid going through the shower pipes will turn into non-water-solutable red paint

I wish I had a stretch rack

[Faust]

Too easy!

I wish I could finally get around to making my own sonic screwdriver

[Enigma]

Granted. You will be hunted for knowing how to create that technology.

 

I wish for immortality and invulnerability.

[DrGravitas]

Granted, the excitable young genie also goes on to grant you immobility and intangibilty!

I wish wall texturing wasn't so boring and tedious.

[Kinharia]

Granted! However your computing devices explode whenever you attempt to do it!

I wish I was able to form a punk rock band that didn't break up before playing our first show.

[Faust]

Granted! They break up AFTER playing your first show.

I wish the liberal media would stop banging on about Brexit and Immigration.

[Fossa]

Granted: the pound continues to hit historic lows, until it falls to 10 cents to the $ US, causing the nation to implode, such that there is no longer even a 'B' in Brexit to talk about.

I wish the election would end, and Donald Trump loses, and then, very quickly afterwards dies from being hit by a falling anvil.

[Enigma]

Granted, but before he loses and dies, he divides the US, thus starting the second Civil War.

 

I wish I could control things with my mind.

[Faust]

Granted. The things in question are your own limbs. Only works while still attached to the brain.

I wish my understanding of basic electronics was better.

[DrGravitas]

Granted, you are now an extreme idiot-savant capable of genius electronics designs and unable to so much as remember to carry youselves to the bathroom when you need to go.

I wish I could function normally without sleep.

[Fossa]

Granted, you function normally without sleep, but is causes you to revert back to your 11 year old self.

I wish I had an enema.