Revates Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 So recently I was recently at my grandmothers and dying for a snack, alas there was not one to be found, so I had a search through the pantry and you wouldn't guess who was my savior. Jenny Craig, those health food bars are kind of delicious and although I don't eat many bars like that, I might start buying those on their own (if you can, I imagine you can buy jenny craig stuff on its own???). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I found myself in a similar situation not long back with Linda McCartney vegetarian pulled pork. I mean it tastes more like mushrooms in barbecue sauce than pork, but it was really quite nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Gonna get fat off diet food, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Diet foods have always been an enticing idea, but I'm leery of them. There's always a price to pay. What's the sodium content like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I forgot how gay this place was. Jenny Craig? More like... Uh... Faggy Craig 👏Lol👏 OT: OP, You should carry apples with you whenever you visit people. It's useful because you have a snack that can be shared with friends if you bring a whole bag. You can bond over apples and strengthen the bonds of friendship. But I don't eat apples because I'm not a fucking horse. Except for below the waist, but that's neither here nor there. I hope this help a you fight your munchies, bruh. I know it's dank when u hit dat bowl bruh 😎 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 4 hours ago, SirRob said: Gonna get fat off diet food, eh? Not if you combine it with BRO90X! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorroValdez Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 When I started the Jenny Craig diet I use to be a monstrous ham golem. Life was harder than the cheese block in the fridge, and all doorways were a challenge to attempt to squeeze all the folds through without pinching off another slab of flesh. It was the saddest time of my life, and my three best friends were Little Debbie and Ben & Jerry (I think they were lovers). Then one day while I was finishing my tenth bag of DorCheetos (Cheetos and Doritos mixed in a large freezer bag) this magical wench come bursting through my wall like the Kool-Aid man, and she starts pelting me with her specially made frozen dinners. I was relieved she came to me in my hour of need. I was feeling my next stroke/heart attack coming on as the diabetes was setting in; but these little frozen carbonless plastic meals were shoved down my gullet in moments, sucking the fat from my bones like some kind of parasitic creature of eldritch lore. Now I can frolic freely in the meadows, naked, without judgement, or earthquakes and gravity wells. Take your Jenny Craigs. They are tasteless little miracles. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarthTheWereWolf Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, ZorroValdez said: I use to be a monstrous ham golem. I am so going to start calling people that. Thank you for this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just do meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Not gonna lie, I had no idea who, or what Jenny Craig was so I thought it was some online personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Jenny Craig sounds like the name of food anyways. I wonder if she is into vore and is projecting her sick fantasy of being eaten to all of America. Friend: "What are you eating?" You: "A Jenny Craig" [Far off distance] Jenny Craig: <Rated NC-17 Noises> 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Jenny Craig...I thought they died out with "Bally total Fitness". Or are they still around too? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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