Käpt'n Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) So today is World Toilet Day. Sounds stupid, but apparently the idea behind it is to draw attention to global sanitation and to raise awareness for people who do not have access to clean bathrooms, or who don't have proper bathrooms at all for that matter.There is just one problem for me right now... My colleague took over for me yesterday and he accidentally took the key to the restroom with him. So, yeah... Kind of ironic considering that it is World Toilet Day, huh? His timing could not have been better!I have an empty bottle here and alternatively there is a sink in the storage room, I just hope that I don't need to take a dump while I'm here.Five hours to go... Wish me luck! Edited November 19, 2015 by Käpt'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) From the title I was expecting this post to be about constipation. Butt good luck! Remember to rinse out the sink. Edited November 19, 2015 by Revates 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 You're a furry and you haven't considered doing it in the wild instead of soiling your workplace?Shame on you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 You're a furry THIS IS A FURRY FORUM?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 THIS IS A FURRY FORUM?! Your icon suits this post surprisingly well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 Your icon suits this post surprisingly well.It does fit pretty well for a furry forum, doesn't it ;D 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Wow. I know a lot of furries' avatars are actually cropped porn, but I did not expect yours to be among them. :V 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 Wow. I know a lot of furries' avatars are actually cropped porn, but I did not expect yours to be among them. :VYou really didn't expect that? That is clearly the face of a lemur who just got caught. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 If you are a baby fur you can just use a diaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 You really didn't expect that? That is clearly the face of a lemur who just got caught.He should be like "Don't care, had sex " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra.Exe Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 He should be like "Don't care, had sex "Or in this case, "having." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 He should be like "Don't care, had sex "Or in this case, "having."The funny thing is they were running around the enclosure together and deliberately boning each other in front of every visitor! Also, to take that shot I way lying down on the ground right in front of them, maybe that explains his expression and her shame? :VOh and just as an update, my colleague can't bring me the key until Saturday. I'm gonna shit on his desk :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Doggo Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 just put the bottle neck up your bum and shit in the bottle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 just put the bottle neck up your bum and shit in the bottleIt's too small (to feel good ;3) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naesaki Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) Just you know, don't do what a memorable person of faf did with a bottle of piss Edited November 19, 2015 by Naesaki 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Can't shit for 5hr? Pssh try not being able to shit for 3 days... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 It does fit pretty well for a furry forum, doesn't it ;DSo that's why you spend so much time with the lemurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 So that's why you spend so much time with the lemurs.I spend so much time there because they spend more time on my lap than in front of my camera and I refuse to leave there without any photos on my card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I'm in a similar situation. My dog knocked a rock onto a water pipe and broke it. Had to turn off my water and I really want to shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) I'm in a similar situation. My dog knocked a rock onto a water pipe and broke it. Had to turn off my water and I really want to shower. 1. Buy deodorant.2. Be super lazy so you don't sweat.3. ???????????4. Never shower again!But yeah that sucks D: I mean, at least I get to shit on my co-worker's desk but not being able to shower? Yeah that stinks! No pun intended. Edited November 19, 2015 by Käpt'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Can't shit for 5hr? Pssh try not being able to shit for 3 days...I've got you beat with 2 weeks Longest I've went was about 3 weeks, but that was intentional. Yes I know that is a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I've got you beat with 2 weeks Longest I've went was about 3 weeks, but that was intentional. Yes I know that is a bad idea.Explain this. How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derin Darkpaw Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Joke all you want about World Toilet Day, but sanitation and proper sewage disposal systems save hundreds of thousand lives every year. Cholera is a serious disease that as of 2010 kills some where in the range of 58,000 to 130,000 people each year. Running water and things like toilets are something that is so commonplace and we take for granted, but they are a major contributor to the increased health of our society. Also its important to have a day like this to help people realize what a serious issue this is for the developing world because so many people are just too embarrassed to talk about issues like toilets and pooping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Joke all you want about World Toilet Day, but sanitation and proper sewage disposal systems save hundreds of thousand lives every year. Cholera is a serious disease that as of 2010 kills some where in the range of 58,000 to 130,000 people each year. Running water and things like toilets are something that is so commonplace and we take for granted, but they are a major contributor to the increased health of our society. Also its important to have a day like this to help people realize what a serious issue this is for the developing world because so many people are just too embarrassed to talk about issues like toilets and pooping.i dont think anyone condemned it and the seriousness of it, but we just got a good first world laugh at kapt'ns expense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derin Darkpaw Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 i dont think anyone condemned it and the seriousness of it, but we just got a good first world laugh at kapt'ns expenseSorry I didn't mean to come as chastising people. I just felt it was important to give context for why such a day like this exists given how it might seem silly to most people in the developed world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Explain this. How?How what? My digestive system has always been kind of slow. Not sure if it's because of my diet or my pills, but recently it has been getting a bit slower than usual. So uh, I don't really have any explanation other than that, or maybe I fucked something up. As for holding it, well it's really hard to do, but it's easier when it's like, a rock solid turd. It also helps when your digestive system is like mine I guess.To be honest, the concept of pooping once or more daily is very foreign to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Start making fermented foods and drinks like sauerkraut, kimchi, veggie ferments, kombucha, kefir.. really helps get things moving with all those probiotics, my gut is fucked as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 How what? My digestive system has always been kind of slow. Not sure if it's because of my diet or my pills, but recently it has been getting a bit slower than usual. So uh, I don't really have any explanation other than that, or maybe I fucked something up. As for holding it, well it's really hard to do, but it's easier when it's like, a rock solid turd. It also helps when your digestive system is like mine I guess.To be honest, the concept of pooping once or more daily is very foreign to me.Three weeks is just crazy long without pinching a loaf, I was shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Sorry I didn't mean to come as chastising people. I just felt it was important to give context for why such a day like this exists given how it might seem silly to most people in the developed world.Aye, you have a point though, we tend to take our ability to eliminate and keep a sanitary environment for granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Three weeks is just crazy long without pinching a loaf, I was shocked.Yeah, even for me it is. Not sure how I did it, but that was years ago haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 1. Buy deodorant.2. Be super lazy so you don't sweat.3. ???????????4. Never shower again!But yeah that sucks D: I mean, at least I get to shit on my co-worker's desk but not being able to shower? Yeah that stinks! No pun intended.Luckily my step dad came over and fixed it so water is back up. It was absolute torture not being able to wash my hands though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 How what? My digestive system has always been kind of slow. Not sure if it's because of my diet or my pills, but recently it has been getting a bit slower than usual. So uh, I don't really have any explanation other than that, or maybe I fucked something up. As for holding it, well it's really hard to do, but it's easier when it's like, a rock solid turd. It also helps when your digestive system is like mine I guess.To be honest, the concept of pooping once or more daily is very foreign to me.Nobody does that once or more daily? At least I dont think they do. I dont... Uh...who even asks these questions, your doctor? I dont think anyone else cares to chalk up averages on the defecation cycle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Nobody does that once or more daily? At least I dont think they do. I dont... Uh...who even asks these questions, your doctor? I dont think anyone else cares to chalk up averages on the defecation cycle...It seems to be the norm with everybody I've talked to. Yes, poop comes up as a discussion a lot in the group circles I hang around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Nobody does that once or more daily? At least I dont think they do. I dont... Uh...who even asks these questions, your doctor? I dont think anyone else cares to chalk up averages on the defecation cycle...Well, if you have dogs and if they are pooping more than once/twice a day (depending on the dog) then you are feeding them too much. Poop tracking is great for health tracking. X D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Well, if you have dogs and if they are pooping more than once/twice a day (depending on the dog) then you are feeding them too much. Poop tracking is great for health tracking. X DWell its nomal for health tracking naturally, sure. But I dont think people typically track that on themselves as much unless they are sick and the doctor says so. I mean maybe they keep unofficial mental tabs on it but its such a banal process Idont think anyone cares unless they have to or unless theyre super...heh...anal It seems to be the norm with everybody I've talked to. Yes, poop comes up as a discussion a lot in the group circles I hang around Well crap, man. Now I wonder if Im abnormal...maybe I should eat more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Käpt'n Posted November 20, 2015 Author Share Posted November 20, 2015 For me it simply depends on what I eat. Home made stuff takes longer, fast food and crap like that is done quicker, kebab from the filthy turkish restaurants at every corner goes through my system within two hours.One day I was holding it in because there were no restooms. When I got home I grabbed some kebab because fuck my health. Big mistake. When I sat on the toilet two hours later the cramps hurt so bad I was close to fainting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 For me it simply depends on what I eat. Home made stuff takes longer, fast food and crap like that is done quicker, kebab from the filthy turkish restaurants at every corner goes through my system within two hours.One day I was holding it in because there were no restooms. When I got home I grabbed some kebab because fuck my health. Big mistake. When I sat on the toilet two hours later the cramps hurt so bad I was close to fainting Well tmi but at least I get to say this phrase,You are what you eat, huehuehue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 You're a furry and you haven't considered doing it in the wild instead of soiling your workplace?Where the Wild Things Are , Directed by Michael Bay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Where the Wild Things Are , Directed by Michael BayPoop explosions? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal7 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Poop explosions?Yes.Explosive diarrhea pills. No luck up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lever Puller Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Nobody does that once or more daily? At least I dont think they do. I dont... Uh...who even asks these questions, your doctor? I dont think anyone else cares to chalk up averages on the defecation cycle...lmao I shit 4 times a day sometimesMostly if I'm not able to 'empty' completely. My usual is 2-3. But I also have the metabolism of a 14 year old boy and can eat whatever the fuck I want all day every day (besides avocado... some kind of weird food intolerance IDK)All people are different.Well, if you have dogs and if they are pooping more than once/twice a day (depending on the dog) then you are feeding them too much. Poop tracking is great for health tracking. X DSame with dogs. I have one dog who poops once every 2-3 days, and another who poops twice a day. They're both fed twice a day, both kcal/day measured by my vet.SHIT'S WEIRD, YO(that was funny LAUGH) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 @Lever Puller your name could not be more appropriate for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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