Gamedog Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Skinny jeans are amazing and perfect in every way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, pothocket said: Honestly, I usually avoid jeans altogether. I default to shorts unless someone forces me to choose otherwise. I only wear shorts if the weather is good, if not, it's straight to jeans as a default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: I only wear shorts if the weather is good, if not, it's straight to jeans as a default. Fuck the weather, I do what I want :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, pothocket said: Fuck the weather, I do what I want :V Then again, here in Texas, it's ALWAYS shorts weather! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapa Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: Then again, here in Texas, it's ALWAYS shorts weather! Never really gets lower than like 40 here in Florida. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sourdough Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Vae said: I've done the same thing with boxers. I've been thinking about this, and crossdressing seems to be the only societal edge women have over men. Equality my pantied arse. 1 hour ago, willow said: well..this thread went to a weird place Don't act like you don't enjoy it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 This is the kind of jeans I wear. Â They're not skin-tight, but the denim is stretch and they're sort of form-fitting above the knee, but not below. Not sure if that cut has a particular name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I can't wear skinny anything. I'm stocky so it's a no go. Which is sad since a lot of men's fashions only come in styles for the tall thin man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundeere Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Cuz the burner keep rubbin? Teach me how to dougie teach me teach me how to dougie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 14 hours ago, Lucyfish said: One thing I've noticed in life is that women's clothing are designed for men a lot better than men's clothing are. The only downside is lack of pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Kinharia said: The only downside is lack of pockets That isn't a downside if you're the one looking at the pants. My favourite are yoga pants. Delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I'm surprised @#00Buck has yet to mention having a maths boner in skinny jeans after you get detention for kicking rocks at ghetto blacks in Africa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, george99g said: I'm surprised @#00Buck has yet to mention having a maths boner in skinny jeans after you get detention for kicking rocks at ghetto blacks in Africa. If you wear skinny jeans you can use your math boner to punch the keys on your calculator without having to take it out of your pocket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, #00Buck said: If you wear skinny jeans you can use your math boner to punch the keys on your calculator without having to take it out of your pocket. That's a very odd place to put a pocket. I can just imagine the looks you'd receive when you get your phone stuck in there and struggle to pull it out. Edited June 9, 2016 by george99g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 15 hours ago, Jerry said: This is the kind of jeans I wear. Â They're not skin-tight, but the denim is stretch and they're sort of form-fitting above the knee, but not below. Not sure if that cut has a particular name. So emo cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 16 minutes ago, Sylver said: I'm tempted to wear ballet dress, a duck mask, and flippers while purchasing panties, a my little pony doll, and a melon (or just a few random items). The look on the cashier's face would be priceless. If they ask what I'm buying the items for I'd tell them about some government conspiracy. It would be gold. Do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 42 minutes ago, Sylver said: I'm tempted to wear ballet dress, a duck mask, and flippers while purchasing panties, a my little pony doll, and a melon (or just a few random items). The look on the cashier's face would be priceless. If they ask what I'm buying the items for I'd tell them about some government conspiracy. It would be gold. Do it. Record it. Make some funny noises and faces. Try to avoid getting your face kicked in, once they realize you're recording, by screaming "It's a prank, bro!". Instant internet fame guaranteed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 hours ago, Sylver said: I'm tempted to wear ballet dress, a duck mask, and flippers while purchasing panties, a my little pony doll, and a melon (or just a few random items). The look on the cashier's face would be priceless. If they ask what I'm buying the items for I'd tell them about some government conspiracy. It would be gold. Throw in some lube for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photoshop Amateur Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 On 6/8/2016 at 6:10 PM, Endless/Nameless said: Â Â Out of the sea of cross dressing and "I HAVE A MASSIVE DICK" I spot this. Â Fucking beautiful 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Photoshop Amateur said: Out of the sea of cross dressing and "I HAVE A MASSIVE DICK" I spot this. Â Fucking beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilBear Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I wear khakis. Like a god damn adult. Problem solved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 23 minutes ago, DevilBear said: I wear khakis. Like a god damn adult. Problem solved. But... But... What about math boners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I can't stand tight pants because I need my pockets to carry shit. Am I supposed to just shove my phone up my ass or something? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaraphayx Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 UPDATE: Good Posting Fashion Tip for Nerds Who Use Pockets and Want to Dress Good TooI own nothing but 5 pairs of these in black and I wear them for everything. I look cool as fuck all the time. I can put on a button up shirt for my lame desk job and not look like a slob or some try-hard that works at JC Penny. Night on the town? Put on a band shirt and you're ready to sneak a pound of Candy into a movie theater, discretely transport your illicit drugs, or pocket all of the sugar packets from Denny's because you're a filthy poor and can't scrounge together the $1.98 to buy 5 pounds of sugar at wallyworld. Girls will need a sponge for their panties when they're around you because you'll be the only person in a 20 mile radius not wearing khaki shorts like a tool or drawing attention to your awkwardly shaped legs with testicle-constrictors. You can trust me, I get laid all the time. You're welcome. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 5 hours ago, Zaraphayx said: I can't stand tight pants because I need my pockets to carry shit.Am I supposed to just shove my phone up my ass or something? Yes! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 2 hours ago, #00Buck said: Yes! And your phone in your ass is also a vibrator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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