Enigma Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You lose your internet connection and are unable to respond. My Hill now! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 I swap your mustard with ketchup. The music video for the Periphery song "Scarlet" ensues. My flying ketchup bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 The laws of gravity eventually bring your flying ketchup bottle to the ground, conveniently at my paws, and imbuing it with the spirit of the former hill. My Fortuitously Acquired Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 *cleanses the hill of these tawdry condiments, and launches Gravitas on a space probe to the nearest black hole (and no, not the kind panthers's have!)* *Climbs up the a tall tree, and takes a nap on a cozy branch* Ah, my Hill! And anyone who bothers me will become Fossa Lunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 I cut down your tree while you nap in it. The tree falls down, throwing you off the hill and breaking your legs. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 I alter my course by throwing condiments strategically, wrapping around the edge of the black hole instead and slingshotting me back. I come down on the hill like a meteor, obliterating its inhabitants, and eventually reconstitute myself in a replacement form. My Increasingly Devastated Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyra Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 You find out that there's no wifi on the hill and run down to post about the hill being yours, meanwhile I run up and claim the hill. My Wifi-less hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 (edited) I run an ethernet cable up the hill so I can post about it being mine. Posting about it means it's a fact, so the hill is now mine. Edited October 28, 2016 by george99g 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 *cuts off all electricity on hill* My Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 I light the hill on fire and watch it burn. My scorched mound of Earth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 THERE'S NOTHING TO SAVE YOU'RE MY SLAVE BURN THE EARTH FOR MINIMUM WAGE POUR THE GAS, LIGHT THE MATCH, BURN! My future location of Mordhaus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 *dispenses with such a droll, scary sounding hill, and plants a lush garden, full of tall trees, sculpted shrubberies, vivacious vines and thousands of flowers, and frolics and bounces about happily on Fossa Hill* MY HILL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 I introduce an entire ecosystem of invasive species, piece by piece, supplanting yours. Without your natural habitat, you starve and move on. My Biologically Superior Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 *attacks you with all the ferocity of a feral fossa, chasing you from the hill, as you flee in terror, while activating an anti-Gravitas field, which keeps you out!* *Introduces fast growing magic Madagascar species, and puts out a sign reading, 'Fossa Hill-Beware of Fossa'* MY HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I introduce a certain Agent to your lovely Madagascar jungle, that goes by the name of Orange, but sadly, they don't seem to get along... My ecologically devastated and probably carcinogenic hill. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I tunnel under the hill and plant a seismic charge, turning it into a crater. My hole in the ground I will now make into a rabbit warren. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 I fill the holes with cement. My parking lot that kinda smells like rotting rabbits. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 4 hours ago, george99g said: I fill the holes with cement. My parking lot that kinda smells like rotting rabbits. D: My brethren! NOOOO! (Skip me. Take this monster out.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Due to the discovery of various lagomorph fossils inside the hill, the underground parking lot is condemned to be deconstructed in favor of archeological excavations. Once excavations are completed, I am the first one to contact a real estate contractor and I buy the hill for cheap... Or what was left of it I create a new hill from landfill My hill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I employ goats to eat all your garbage and rebuild the hill out of actual soil. I then build a nice park. My hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted October 30, 2016 Author Share Posted October 30, 2016 I sit on the hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 My grass fuses to people until they leave my area. Your ass is grass. My hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I pour some sugar on you and let the bees attack you until you're nothing but artificial limbs. I throw those in the well ^^ My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I slingshot Fenrir's glasses into oblivion and watch as he rolls with unflattering grace off the hill. My hill! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I sneak up behind you and scare you off the hill. My Spooky Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osrik Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I hire a legion of spooky skeletons, whose dancing soon make the hill 2spooky4you. My very spooky hill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 *Fossa shakes his Fossa booty with the dancing skeletons all night long till he is hungry* *makes a certain batch of crispy, fried Raven* Yum! *waves bye to the Skeletons* *Stretches out to sleep on MY Hill, dreaming of writing the new, 1,001 ways to cook a raven cookbook* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moogle Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I kick your roleplay off the hill and resurrect this dead thread My hill! 😋 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 @Moogle I do love this game, thanks...however... * rolls Moogle down the hill in a barrel* My Hill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I do a demonic chant and summon minions to kick you off the hill Welcome to Hellish Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I hire an army of angels to fight your demons and with my supreme military leadership, I come out victorious and conquer your hill My divine hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I use SCIENCE! To conquer your divine hill with a variety of off-the-wall inventions and a proton pack. My supernatural-free Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I burrow into the hill past the inventions and make a coyote den of poor craftsmanship. DrGravitas' hill with a coyote infestation. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I send in badgers to clear out the coyote infestation. DrGravitas' hill with an increasing wildlife infestation problem. And tuberculosis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Hires a detective to investigate the situation, who quickly blackmails Dr. G. into inventing a solution to the infestation problem, in exchange for not becoming the lunch of his client, me...the fierce, hungry and powerful Fossa! Dr. G is also forced to sign a waiver, agreeing never to climb any hill, peak, mountain, or crest that rises more than 25 feet above sea level. *relaxes on the now, peaceful, lush, Fossa hill* My Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I Mine under the hill and detonate explosives to reduce it to 25 feet above sea level. My barren, lifeless tiny hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 A television studio is set up on the hill. A live audience filming of Mr. Coyote's Neighborhood is conducted. A coyote wearing a blue sweater and riding on a trolley comes into view of the camera. He sings "it r beeyutiful day in teh nayborhood, it r bootiful day 4 a neybor, wood u b mine." The coyote sees a man in the audience eating a sandwich. Instincts take over and the coyote knocks over the set and tackles the man with the sandwich. Everyone runs out screaming. My children's show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Zop said: A television studio is set up on the hill. A live audience filming of Mr. Coyote's Neighborhood is conducted. A coyote wearing a blue sweater and riding on a trolley comes into view of the camera. He sings "it r beeyutiful day in teh nayborhood, it r bootiful day 4 a neybor, wood u b mine." The coyote sees a man in the audience eating a sandwich. Instincts take over and the coyote knocks over the set and tackles the man with the sandwich. Everyone runs out screaming. My children's show. Your show sucks. I get it taken down, and replace the set with a rabbit themed amusement park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 @Feelwell the Rabbit *floods the amusement park with thousands of wild, bratty out of control fossa cubs* My Hill! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I kindly remind you that this is not a hill, but an amusement park. I buy it and turn it into a shelter for endangered fossas. My fossa refuge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I tell Donald Trump there is a monumental amount of crude oil under the fossa refuge. He allows an oil corporation to drill on site, poisoning the ground water with the fracking chemicals and the occasional oil leak. All the fossas die from the toxic, hellish landscape, and after the oil rig fucking blows up from a mechanical failure and the company ceases operations, the land is deemed a superfund site. I then purchase the land for mere pennies because it is uninhabitable and therefore impossible to develop. My barren wasteland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I shoot Donald Trump. .... Oh, you can keep the hill, I just wanted to shoot Donald Trump. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fennecbyte Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I shoot Donald Trump's corpse. My bullet-filled orange. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I let the democrats have their way with Donald Trump. My mutilated cheeto-puff man. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 *cremates Trump's corpse, and flushes the ashes down at toilet at McDonald's* There, with that out of the way, I encapsulate the contaminated hill, along with @LazerMaster5, under a 30 foot thick barrier of concrete and steel, and then, have this covered with tons of topsoil, and secured by plants, grasses, trees and vines, so I can jump and swing from branch to branch, looking for lemurs to fry or blanch. Puts up a 'welcome lemurs' sign, and waits... My Hill! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I repaint the sign to say "Welcome Lemmings" and buy the hill cheap at a bankruptcy auction once you are driven to the poor-house by suicide lawsuits. My Hill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 *repaints the sign to read, "Lepers Welcome" Dr. G, you're falling apart! *waits until it's safe to reclaim the hill from the decaying Dr.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zop Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 I go to eat the leopards but instead I find a bunch of dead bodies for some reason. I eat some anyway. I also bite the fossa. Now everyone is decaying! Hill of diseased furries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 I purify the hill with fire, cleansing it of all the diseased rotting furfags. My burning hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinharia Posted January 29, 2017 Author Share Posted January 29, 2017 I get rid of the fire and sit on the burnt hill. My hgill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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