Vallium Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 (edited) so...my dad made a craigslist men seeking women ad. No, not for himself...for my dog.in the human section.okay, so my parents are interested with studding him out and getting money, which I can only roll my eyes at because I think itd a BAD idea! They asked me to put up a notice at my job for it o^o...so then I joked "Why dont you just put it up on craigslist???" And as a matter of fact...he did! It wasnt even a joke...Im just, what???On top of that, he wrote it as if the dog wrote it *groan* I would laugh but Im also crying at how cringey it is... This is why I grew up with issues! Edited October 17, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 You should post it to SoFurry so he gets a good deal of creepy offers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 16, 2015 Author Share Posted October 16, 2015 You should post it to SoFurry so he gets a good deal of creepy offers.I was also worried about the creepy offers o^o I can only imagine the tier levels of creepy gettng higher on sofurryDangit dad! Why cant you just use craigslist to cheat on my mother like a normal father :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 You should let the FA staff know, I'm sure there's at least one person who will be interested! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexxx-Returns Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 If that was my parents, I would be laughing my ass off and pretending I didn't know them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 16, 2015 Author Share Posted October 16, 2015 You should let the FA staff know, I'm sure there's at least one person who will be interested!with all due respect...who the hell is going to adopt mpreg Chase mutts? Poor puppies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 This is one of those rare occasions where I don't know any other way to respond besides a good ol: "What the fuck?"But seriously, sucks that your dog has no say on if he even wants women. Why not post a "man seeking men" ad as well? Typical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Wait till you get a response, where they need to take the dog away so they can have their own dog perform.Just they need to take the dog with them, alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 16, 2015 Author Share Posted October 16, 2015 This is one of those rare occasions where I don't know any other way to respond besides a good ol: "What the fuck?"But seriously, sucks that your dog has no say on if he even wants women. Why not post a "man seeking men" ad as well? Typical HAHAHAHAHA! No sir, in this house we only have STRAIGHT dogs, no faggotmutts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aouzy Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 They're not serious right? Please tell me they aren't serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasma Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 They're not serious right? Please tell me they aren't serious.That dog is going to get herpies, I tell you :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyAshes Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Occasionally I've seen ads on Craigslist by people looking for 'Knot' without being toooo specific, but I don't think they were looking to make purebred puppies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 17, 2015 Author Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) They're not serious right? Please tell me they aren't serious.The ad was written humorously and knowinglu in a weird section (says it cuz he couldnt get to the 'pet' section or something) but they're serious on getting my dog laid I cant see there being any takers though. Good. Edited October 17, 2015 by WolfNightV4X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 No copy pasting for us?! D:< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 If your dad has to resort to Craigslist as his shot at breeding/studding out his dog, perhaps he shouldn't be breeding his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 If your dad has to resort to Craigslist as his shot at breeding/studding out his dog, perhaps he shouldn't be breeding his dog.Pretty sure Wolf's family also has a tumor-filled (mamory I think) female that they refuse to get vet help for. The sad thing is he will probably end up successful with a breeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Pretty sure Wolf's family also has a tumor-filled (mamory I think) female that they refuse to get vet help for. The sad thing is he will probably end up successful with a breeding. jesus fucking christNEUTER YOUR PETS.LEAE THE BREEDING TO THE RESPONSIBLE BREEDERS. |: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroxwolf Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Sometimes I wonder if WolfNights father is trying to breed a human with a dog to create a living breathing anthropomorphic dog for his own sexual fantasy.Then I look at what I have just written and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clove Darkwave Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 What the fuck indeed. Is this the new plot of To Catch A Predator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilishlyHandsome49 Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 What the fuck indeed. Is this the new plot of To Catch A Predator?To Catch A Chase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Wow, from what you say your dad appears to be a retard. Wait.You're his kid so that means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troj Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) Sometimes I wonder if WolfNights father is trying to breed a human with a dog to create a living breathing anthropomorphic dog for his own sexual fantasy.Then I look at what I have just written and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life. Edited October 17, 2015 by Troj 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodshot_Eyes Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 so...my dad made a craigslist men seeking women ad... for my dog.... On top of that, he wrote it as if the dog wrote it *groan* I would laugh but Im also crying at how cringey it is... Post ad, make us laugh/cringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pheonixbat Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Now this is something your dog definitely didn't give consent to! Also I second the posting of the ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroxwolf Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 this just made my day X'D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 holy fuck how did i miss this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Just have them set your dog up on Pounced or something.Craigslist is horrible, they might just steal the damn dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 17, 2015 Author Share Posted October 17, 2015 If your dad has to resort to Craigslist as his shot at breeding/studding out his dog, perhaps he shouldn't be breeding his dog:/ When it comes to pet care we're not t most responsible, its something I didnt like much growing up. I probably wont repeat that.As for posting the ad, I considered linking but felt it was too revealing locationwise. If I find it again I may block out info and post screenshots *shrug* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 (edited) If you know this isn't responsible, why are you doing it www.pitbull-chat.com/showthread.php/8710-So-You-Want-To-Breed-Your-Female Edited October 18, 2015 by Gamedog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 18, 2015 Author Share Posted October 18, 2015 Well Im not doing it...I cant really control the actions of other people in my family, really.I think its a dumb idea and wouldnt bother. And heck if I was making more my priority would be to care for the pets I have properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 ...in the human section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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