Faust Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 This one only works in very posh grocery stores... Walk up to each sales assistant in turn and ask, in the broad regional accent of your choice, where they keep the 'Kwin-nowah' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaki Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Claim ownership of everything via urination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 give milk to people, then say "oops, that was my sperm bank sample" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Lick the store manager aggressively. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyranno Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 screw a vending machine, then give ti a wedding ring which is actually change you put into its slot, then treat the products that come out like children 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Just plain stealing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 8 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Lick the store manager aggressively. But this always gives me discounts! ~ Walk around the produce section, and take random bites out of various fruits, that look tasty, without buying anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axelthefox Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Build a toliet paper fort Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart Two words: Marco Polo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Fake a zombie plague so you can grab items from the shelves with the pretext of either defending yourself or 'restoring your health'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Pitch a tent inside a store and lit up a campfire in the remains of a fruit stand which you looted to forage yourself provisions for the next week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otakufolf! Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 On 10/27/2015 at 10:07 PM, Mr. Fox said: Prance around with a fursuit on. wait, we can get kicked for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 1 hour ago, otakufolf! said: wait, we can get kicked for that? Possibly yes, out of a supermarket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 You know those big tower things with the nylon ropes filled with bouncy balls? Climb inside them.l Climb inside the freezers. Bonus points if you just sit in there and hand products to customers. Burn a CD of yourself screaming cusswords and put it in one of the demo stereos at full volume. Or, just anything out of this video: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelwell Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Victor-933 said: You know those big tower things with the nylon ropes filled with bouncy balls? Climb inside them.l Climb inside the freezers. Wait, so are you saying "I climb inside the freezers"? How to get kicked out of a store: Rolling up and down the isles on your side, screaming "I'M A WORM!" and eating the dirt off the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Blast Scandinavian black metal over the intercom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlynnCoyote Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Stalk through the aisles with a bow and quiver of arrows. Shoot arrows into various products, and then consume your kills. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 How to get kicked INTO Walmart: stand in the car park and send in a drone with a shopping basket to fetch your groceries for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor-933 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 17 hours ago, Feelwell the Rabbit said: Wait, so are you saying "I climb inside the freezers"? sure why not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Walk around squirting people with skunk musk (available at hunting supply stores) with a powerful squirt-gun. (Oddly, I would love to do this in a busy mall...maybe not hit people, but just because I find malls an abomination, and would love to see the reaction! Though I wouldn't wanna get arrested...huh...maybe I'd have to be more stealthy, in my approach...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 7 hours ago, Fossa-Boy said: Walk around squirting people with skunk musk (available at hunting supply stores) with a powerful squirt-gun. (Oddly, I would love to do this in a busy mall...maybe not hit people, but just because I find malls an abomination, and would love to see the reaction! Though I wouldn't wanna get arrested...huh...maybe I'd have to be more stealthy, in my approach...) Dress in a skunk costume and hide the squirt gun in your butt, then claim to be an undiscovered species. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Faust said: Dress in a skunk costume and hide the squirt gun in your butt, then claim to be an undiscovered species. Don't tempt me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I 4 minutes ago, Fossa-Boy said: Don't tempt me! If you do it, let me know! I can get kicked out by making a documentary about you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfila Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 fap in the toys section Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, vexi fox said: fap in the toys section Fap in to the toy and you'll get a lifetime ban from the store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRadarEars Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Get two departments and ten customers to all start meowing at each other while the exasperated manager starts looking longingly at the alcohol aisle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Using permanent marker pens draw genitalia onto all the store mannequins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Go around asking where the #deeppanalbumparty is (Google it. It'll probably be work-safe.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frig Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 google exactly that on computer for customer use and leave it open. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 getting fired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fossa Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Along with 50 to 100 others, all go to a Best Buy store, wearing the same Khakis and that blue shirt, so you look like employees, and just stand around, looking at stuff, and doing nothing, like a typical Best Buy employee. (oddly, this did happen in as a prank in NYC, and they kicked everyone out) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augmented Husky Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 pissed on the shopping carts so no one can use them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snagged Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 7 hours ago, Augmented Husky said: pissed on the shopping carts so no one can use them "Cleanup on an isle 4" --- Act as a portier to the bathrooms and demand a 10$ toll for the access to bathrooms. This might contribute to your way of getting kicked out of a store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Eat as much packaged food as you can, then take the empty packets to the till and try to pay for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopaw Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Mix all the vinegar and baking soda in the store plus red food colouring and claim you did all that for a school project. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Data Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 use the whipped cream cans for whippets and blackout, to wake up and find out you >insert whatever you like here< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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