FurMental Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 The point of the game is to see who can come up with the craziest ways or the tamest ways to get kicked out of a store.1.Start a bonfire in the camping section of the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatFanatic Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Have your grandpa roll down the truck window and have him shit out of it.That was a reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 play tacky music through the speakers at full volume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Get uncomfortably intimate with various objects in the grocery section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 tie a steel cable to the atm machineattach that steel cable to the truckkick yourself out with all that money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antumbra Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) Challenge random shoppers to duels using wrapping paper tubes as swords. Edited October 27, 2015 by Antumbra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irreverent Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Release wild animals, clearly labeled as 1, 2, 3, and 5 into the store. Then run around screaming, "I think I saw number 4 in the produce aisle." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Flirting with the cashier and making very inadequate avances, threatening to stalk and murder them if they do not comply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Go to auto parts store, strip down, cover self in Slick-50, use ratchet straps to secure self into a mechanic's creeper, roll around the store and slap at the heels of the other customers while making ambulance noises. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grassfed Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Lighting up a joint and going about your shopping like its no big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Arson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Take 3 bottles of vaseline and pour it all over yourself, then get on the floor and pretend to be a slug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 @Sidewalk Surfboard Bonus points if you try to build a cocoon in the corner with ten rolls of paper towel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Hooliganism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Prance around with a fursuit on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Go to the computer section and pull up furry porn on all the display laptops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Here's a few:* Disguise yourself as a member of staff and lounge around doing nothing, then when the floor manager tells you to do some work, tell him to fuck off.* Spill water, broken glass and other hazards on the floor then set up a booth next to it with the slogan 'Have YOU had an accident in the supermarket that wasn't your fault?'* Walk around with your arms tucked under your jumper and two really obviously fake plastic arms sticking out of your sleeves, then just wait to be accused of shoplifting.* Dress up like a vampire then run up and down the cereals aisle screaming "Help! I've been bitten by Count Chocula!"* Re-enact the original ending from 'Army of Darkness' with the aid of a Nerf shotgun and a like-minded friend in a zombie costume.* Secretly hide a firecracker, phone in a bomb threat, then pretend to be a senile old lady and refuse to leave when the security guard asks you. Then set off your fire cracker and, when the guard flinches, throw off your disguise and shout "Haha! Got you!"* Say to a security guard 'Please throw me out. I'm a baaaaad boy.' If he refuses, punch him on the conk.* Eat a member of staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Spit on the people in the store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Take a can of tomato juice, pop the top open slightly, then make a trail leading to the bathroom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phausk Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) Dress up as Hitler and parade around goosestepping.This might give you the bonus of being assaulted! Edited October 28, 2015 by Phausk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share Posted October 28, 2015 Push down the shelves and yell "Dominos" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Dress up as Hitler and parade around goosestepping.This might give you the bonus of being assaulted!arrested, in most of europe. yell "bomb" 125 times in a row Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutekh_the_Steak Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayke Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Shoplift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Visit e621.net on the demo laptops and tablets. Share ALL the Tiger dong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rook Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Sniffing peoples butts and insisting you are a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizy Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Grab a box of condoms and ask various employees where the fitting room is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charrio Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Walk right up to a child in front of everyone and slap them, or expose yourself.Either one will get you out of the store and in the safety of Security till cops arrive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Stay in until closing hours until they force you to leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Dress up as a penguin, hide in a food freezer and whenever somebody opens the door to get something, shout 'Close the bloody door, you're letting in a draft!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Open all crisp bags, eat one and move on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Hook all the speakers and the PA system up to a stereo and blast Steel Panther. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Wear trainers. (n.b. only works in Harrods and places like that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Open each package in the meat aisle, insisting you're an inspector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FurMental Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Go to the front of the store and act like your collecting money for charity until the workers realize you never asked them to collect in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Light all the discount fireworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Go to the warehouse club in your vicinity (Costco, Sam's Club, whatever). Put all their packages of D-cell batteries in the cart. All of them. Go to the deli, acquire fresh salmon and several large salamis; these also go in the cart. Go to electronics, get a GoPro camera. Off you go to automotive, place a crate of motor oil in the cart. Get six bottles of their club-brand vodka along with one box of club-brand garbage bags. Stop by the pharmacy and get one of those boxes of latex gloves, where there's something like 400 pairs in the box. At checkout, proposition the cashier with "Want to come back to my place? I'm building a Super Sloppy Double Dare course that'd make Gene Simmons blush, and I would love it if you were my first contestant."Bonus points if the cashier is the same gender as yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Block the exit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Eat a grapeJust one grape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrGravitas Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Take off your pants, use a vaporizer, and loudly declare that have retained your shirt, your shoes, and are not smoking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sar Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Wear a suit, take a video camera and film around the inside of the store - especially at the checkouts. Don't just do this in stores, do it around international assemblies and public train stations for best results. It's not illegal, you're basically being CCTV. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Hook up the TVs to a Blu-ray player and play season 3 of Metalocalypse, uncensored with tits and all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Not enough minerals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Put adult "toys" in the toy aisle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Put children's toys in the aisles at an "Adult" toy store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginpanther Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 That doesn't work. We carried plenty of both adult and kids toys at Romantix so parents/couples would have something to keep their kids busy while they were getting busy.Obviously they were a little more advanced than Studio 21, one of the few stores in the area I've wandered through. No such foresight there, I can tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Masturbate in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Have a dildo fight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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