Misomie Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 So, the other day Laika pooped in her kennel so I had it in the bathroom to dry after I cleaned it. I was running late so I threw her in Fen's instead of getting hers out. I get home from work and I'm talking to my bf's mom. I hear scratching and am confused on why it is so loud. I look up and BLAM! Puppy in the wiiiindooooowww! Nooooooooooooooooo! Little turd broke out! I go inside to see the damage and view the wreckage..... GARBAGE EVERYWHERE!!! I locked Laika up so I could clean (she kept screwing with the trash). This is what she ate: x.5 loaf of bread x5 small bags of chips x~4 pieces of candy x1 box of mashed potato buds x1 bag of dog treats xbox of cereal xbutt ton of oatmeal packets xlots of trash xlots of pasta, nuts, and beans. Well, somebody is skipping dinner tonight and maybe even breakfast too. Uuuug. Took forever to clean up. At least she didn't break anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 your dog's wreckage just looks like my room on a good day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 1 hour ago, evan said: your dog's wreckage just looks like my room on a good day Eeeew. Clothes and such are one thing but straight up trash and food? D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) My god! I would've died if I got home to my house like that. At least your dog was happy! Edited December 17, 2015 by Revates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 8 minutes ago, Revates said: My god! I would've died if I got home to my house like that. At least your dog was happy! I actually wasn't that mad. More like I was in shock. I would have lost it if any of my electronics or fursuit stuff was damaged but she was just on a food rampage (and is pretty good about leaving non-food stuff alone). She sure looked proud of her mess, though she is still "hungry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 14 minutes ago, Misomie said: I actually wasn't that mad. More like I was in shock. I would have lost it if any of my electronics or fursuit stuff was damaged but she was just on a food rampage (and is pretty good about leaving non-food stuff alone). She sure looked proud of her mess, though she is still "hungry." Dogs are always 'hungry'. It's impossible to stay mad at them though, they're always so adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azu Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 This is why I have a snake. Snake's don't fuck shit up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toshabi Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I guess they rocked you LAIKA hurricane. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 5 hours ago, Toshabi said: I guess they rocked you LAIKA hurricane. I remember. The 80's. Never forghetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrecker Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 9 hours ago, Toshabi said: I guess they rocked you LAIKA hurricane. liking isn't good enough, i gotta put it into words. that comment is funny as all fuck. goddamn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 10 hours ago, Toshabi said: I guess they rocked you LAIKA hurricane. It's funny because we often use other puns for her such as Laika boss. Pretty good one there. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vallium Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 well...speaking of her name, isn't she named after a space dog? Gonna send her into space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 8 minutes ago, WolfNightV4X1 said: well...speaking of her name, isn't she named after a space dog? Gonna send her into space? Yup, that's her name origin (plus it meaning barker is super accurate). No plans on shipping her off but I might dress her up as an astronaut when she's older~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Fuck, what a mess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 So where are you gonna put your new dog fur rug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 3 hours ago, Amiir said: Fuck, what a mess It took a little under two hours to fix but she probably did the damage in less than an hour. She's very crafty about being bad in that she behaves when being watched but the second you look away.... 25 minutes ago, Gamedog said: So where are you gonna put your new dog fur rug? She's too small to make a good rug. Hafta wait six or so more months for her to reach her full height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 I used to have a dog that did this kind of shit. I hated that dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vae Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 This is why I don't dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lomberdia Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Clean up yo house girl. Messy messy thang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misomie Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 12 hours ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I used to have a dog that did this kind of shit. I hated that dog. She's only a puppy still so she should learn better once she's a tad older. 12 hours ago, Vae said: This is why I don't dogs. My other dog is great. Rather, this is why puppies are evil. 9 hours ago, Lomberdia said: Clean up yo house girl. Messy messy thang. It's clean now I tell ya. Except there is some project and Christmas clutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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