Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 18 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: EVERYONE wants to fuck Garth. That.. is an overstatement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 40 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: That.. is an overstatement. Well maybe not EVERYONE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayonnaise Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 4 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Hewge will be sad T_T I'll tell Garth you want to fuck him Oh, Hewge already know this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 1 hour ago, 6tails said: Ideal boyfriend? Got 'im. If only I could get about 15 pounds shaved off him somehow and transferred over to me. I bet you two are really cute OwO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, FenrirDarkWolf said: I bet you two are really cute OwO Penis is the size of a coke can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: He complains that it's more like a tuna can when I'm fucking him. You dick is shaped like a hockey puck? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Just now, 6tails said: No, I just like trying to stick it in sideways on occasion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 1 minute ago, 6tails said: No, I just like trying to stick it in sideways on occasion. Like harmonica style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 @6tails I am literally going to have nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 9 hours ago, Mayonnaise said: Oh, Hewge already know this. No! Hewge + Mayo is my true OTP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarnarus Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 7 hours ago, 6tails said: You aren't that gay so I wouldn't expect you to understand. You know how you stick your finger to the inside of your cheek and swipe to make it pop? Similar insertion/effect. well i dont see how anyone couldn't enjoy that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 If your idea of a good boyfriend isn't someone who likes the smell of the ocean, walking through the woods, reading, and drinking booze you have bad fucking taste. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaer Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 21 minutes ago, Brass said: If your idea of a good boyfriend isn't someone who likes the smell of the ocean, walking through the woods, reading, and drinking booze you have bad fucking taste. Yes. YES. YESSSS to all this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinare Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I try not to focus too much on ideals because I know I'm not ever going to meet that person's ideals or even minimums, so I will just list my minimums instead: is clean and smells nice, is patient, is kind, is not stupid but isn't so smart it's intimidating, is mature minded, is not a pushover and doesn't mind telling me what he's really thinking, is easy to talk to about anything, prefers indoors over outdoors but is not opposed to going out once in a while (movie/dinner type thing) or cuddling under the stars, likes cuddling even if it doesn't lead to sex, likes chillier temps over warmer temps, and likes cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 No one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Lets see -willing to date me - not just for sex or because of their fatfetish - not an arsehole in general - not all too ugly. - schooled past highschool ---- if i could be picky: -native english speaker, preferably with an accent. Any accent. - long hair -likes alternative music like folk and new age - not too shy to wear a kilt - geeky/nerdy either is okay - knows how to take care of his facial hair - cute smile - schooled hbo level or higher. (thats a schooling level in the netherlands) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Someone who will work dogs with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMKV Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Little under six foot Well versed enough in computers to work one without trouble, but every now and again have issues I could help with Warm blooded enough to keep both him and me warm (my body temp is literally too low, as in needing sweaters in 75 degree temps) Perfectly fine with me being non-social with texting or skype or whaterver, for up to a week at a time Furfag like me Borderline weeaboo like me And probably tons of other shit I can't think of right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I need someone who likes video games, heavy metal, and/or automotive, and is either in the fandom or willing to learn about it. There's gotta be someone out there for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 21 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: I need someone who likes video games, heavy metal, and/or automotive, and is either in the fandom or willing to learn about it. There's gotta be someone out there for me. Hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 My "ideal" boyfriend Personality = @Hewge Brains = @GarthTheWereWolf Body = @Mentova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 51 minutes ago, Mr.Kumquat said: Hi. Hi. Are you yiffable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kumquat Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 19 minutes ago, LazerMaster5 said: Hi. Are you yiffable? Won't even take me to dinner first? Dang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astus Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 my ideal boyfriend would be someone who'd put up with my silly antics, willing to go with me to do fun stuff like go to metal concerts, play video games with me, maybe even push my buttons every once and a while... oh wait... oh we're talking about relationships... oh I though we we're talking about friends who are boys D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chii Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Nice boobs 👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: My "ideal" boyfriend Personality = @Hewge Brains = @GarthTheWereWolf Body = @Mentova If you think my body is perfect or ideal then you must have a very odd and backwards standard of beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 15 minutes ago, Mentova said: If you think my body is perfect or ideal then you must have a very odd and backwards standard of beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I donno man I'm pretty ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Mentova said: I donno man I'm pretty ugly. [Citations Needed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: [Citations Needed] I donno man I think I'm the expert on my looks here. You only saw me for like 5min :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: My "ideal" boyfriend Personality = @Hewge Brains = @GarthTheWereWolf Body = @Mentova I am safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mentova said: I donno man I think I'm the expert on my looks here. You only saw me for like 5min :V Annnnnd that was pretty hawt! 4 minutes ago, Imperial Impact said: I am safe. You think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Just now, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Annnnnd that was pretty hawt! You think? oh ok then wanna be my sugar daddy? I need money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naesaki Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Imperial Impact said: I am safe. No one is safe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Mentova said: oh ok then wanna be my sugar daddy? I need money How much do you charge for a creampie and facefuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial Impact Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: You think? Why wouldn't I be safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Mikazuki Marazhu said: How much do you charge for a creampie and facefuck? first hit's free but after that $100 a fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikazuki Marazhu Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Mentova said: first hit's free but after that $100 a fuck Deal! do you accept MasterCard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentova Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Just now, Mikazuki Marazhu said: Deal! do you accept MasterCard? Nah just paypal it to my fursuit maker so I can pay the damn thing off finally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Maybe if @Amiir didn't live in fucking Italy, then I would date him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 3 hours ago, LazerMaster5 said: Maybe if @Amiir didn't live in fucking Italy, then I would date him. Aww shush I'm flattered, though I don't know how well that'd work. I can barely hold friendships to begin with, relationships this intimate would most likely be too much for me to handle. Besides, I've never been in love to be truly honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pignog Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 On 1/17/2016 at 2:21 AM, Hakar-Kerarmor said: Strong, stout and hard-working,, with a fine beard, a big pile of gold, and a big axe. so a warhammer dwarf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#00Buck Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, Pignog said: so a warhammer dwarf Or a lumberjack version on Mr. T. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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