jcstinks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 ITT we discuss our favorite husbandos and why. What kind of qualities does he have? What does he look like? Is he even human? This is me IRL: I just want someone big and strong who can hold me tight in his arms and never let me go until he casts me into the lake of fire where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 (edited) I like my men with boobs, a vagina and a Y chromosome. Also no dick :3 Edited January 15, 2016 by shadowsinhiding 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, shadowsinhiding said: I like my men with boobs, a vagina and a Y chromosome. Also no dick :3 ...are you sure about this combination? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malibu Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I'm not really into men, I'm more into women. Though, if I were to have an ideal man, he would be between 5'8"-6'1", around 200lbs-280lbs, and solid muscle. He'd have to be a massive body builder who's super toned with huge arms and amazing abs. He'd also have to have to either wax or shave his body, since I'm not into body hair. He'd have to cook, love animals, and want to work on cars with me. He'd also be tolerant of my smoking and drinking, and maybe even enjoy a cigar with me once in a while. I don't really know, though. I haven't thought seriously about ever dating a dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 15, 2016 Author Share Posted January 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, shadowsinhiding said: I like my men with boobs, a vagina and a Y chromosome. Also no dick :3 Get the fuck out of my thread with that shit you trash dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDingo Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I'm bi and I'd probably not go for a dude in a serious relationship, but hey. Shits and giggles, let's make a list! This stuff goes for both genders. It'd be cool if he was clever, a bit of a nerd perhaps. Someone I could talk to about programming and mathematics without them rolling their eyes and thinking "ugh, stop talking". Trustworthy. This is a big one. To be able to talk to him about my worries, share secrets, and get comfort from each other. It'd be cool if he was hands on. Playful, fun, a bit cuddly. Not afraid to interact. Though this isn't so important, I have a bit of a thing for short people. I think they're kinda cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Saxon said: ...are you sure about this combination? -google search- Fuck, its no wonder i failed biology. I'm not a smart man.......but i know what love is! Edited January 16, 2016 by shadowsinhiding 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 At the moment my main requirement is that they're willing to hit me, which probably isn't good. :\ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just now, Saxon said: At the moment my main requirement is that they're willing to hit me, which probably isn't good. :\ I would be more than happy to smack the living crap out of you. Just name the time and place. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saxon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just now, jcstinks said: I would be more than happy to smack the living crap out of you. Just name the time and place. Southern England within limits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Saxon said: Southern England within limits? Make sure to lay on your back with your legs in the air, because it stretches the skin on the buttocks, making smacks sting more. The high level of exposure will heighten the sense of humiliation. Especially I hold your feet with my free hand, to keep you in place. Also how far is that from USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just now, jcstinks said: Make sure to lay on your back with your legs in the air, because it stretches the skin on the buttocks, making smacks sting more. The high level of exposure will heighten the sense of humiliation. Especially I hold your feet with my free hand, to keep you in place. Also how far is that from USA. About 5000km. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Any questions? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Coffeecup Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Any questions? Why am I not surprised? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endless/Nameless Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Big 'n' round. Warm and inviting. Shows up at my step whenever I call. Someone I can curl up on the couch with while watching a movie. Meaty. With extra cheese. What? No, I'm not gay. I'm pizzasexualoni. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 47 minutes ago, Endless/Nameless said: Big 'n' round. Warm and inviting. Shows up at my step whenever I call. Someone I can curl up on the couch with while watching a movie. Meaty. With extra cheese. What? No, I'm not gay. I'm pizzasexualoni. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: Any questions? You definitely have more of these somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidewalk Surfboard Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, Yarra said: You definitely have more of these somewhere. I have 206 pictures of the Rock Afire Explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Another cute nerd who can tolerate me going on and on about music and games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Señor Sal Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 hour ago, shadowsinhiding said: I like my men with boobs, a vagina and a Y chromosome. Also no dick :3 ITT we find the faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamedog Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Someone who will go trapping with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 A dude of the opposite gender :U 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarra Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 41 minutes ago, Sidewalk Surfboard said: I have 206 pictures of the Rock Afire Explosion. I hail from the Chuck E Cheese generation. Showbiz was a competitor but it was hard to know because the adults didn't know. Anyways, sorry for mucking up this thread guys. I'm straight and have a kid (our first) due in July. So no husband fantasies for me. I'm a fursuiter. It's still fun hanging out in this thread though. Hopefully I'm welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I'd like to date another asexual for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 26 minutes ago, Gamedog said: Someone who will go trapping with me. I would say that I'm a good catch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirRob Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Tentacles, multiple limbs, and extraneous orifices Personality doesn't matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 minute ago, SirRob said: Tentacles, multiple limbs, and extraneous orifices Personality doesn't matter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 The one I have. After all, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 A hatoful boyfriend. :3c 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VulpineTaco Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Shub-Niggurath. Murr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysocyon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, VulpineTaco said: Shub-Niggurath. Murr. But that's female. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VulpineTaco Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just now, Chrysocyon said: But that's female. :V SHUT UP, SHUB-NIGGURATH CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Señor Sal Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) ;-; Edited January 16, 2016 by Señor Sal Stuff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnectomy Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Bowie and Reznor the perfect couple 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmasterdelta Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Boyfriend is to much of a commitment. How about just someone with benifits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 a hitler with a fat dick 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikugemu Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Zerig said: a hitler with a fat dick But he had only one ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revates Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerig Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Taikugemu said: But he had only one ball. jewish propaganda hitler did nothing wrong and had 2 balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, Zerig said: jewish propaganda hitler did nothing wrong and had 2 balls He made the trains run on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Saxon said: ...are you sure about this combination? No take backs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstinks Posted January 16, 2016 Author Share Posted January 16, 2016 6 hours ago, DrDingo said: I have a bit of a thing for short people. I think they're kinda cute. I'm 5'3", baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassah Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Just now, jcstinks said: I'm 5'3", baby. Stop being so stereotypically Japanese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hewge Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Tall, handsome, super beefy, and with a heart of gold ~ P.S: He's a werewolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeke Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Or... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowsinhiding Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Señor Sal said: ITT we find the faggot. Shut up....its easy to get mixed up between the two, i swear ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrirDarkWolf Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Hewge said: Tall, handsome, super beefy, and with a heart of gold ~ P.S: He's a werewolf IS IT GARTH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butters Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, shadowsinhiding said: Shut up....its easy to get mixed up between the two, i swear ._. An easy way to remember is to think of Valerie Solanas's view on the matter: that a Y Chromosome was just an incomplete X and thus men were just incomplete women. ;3 Edited January 16, 2016 by Butters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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